[Not a cool story + Gou Wang + IQ online + immortality + behind-the-scenes planning + never meddle in other people's business]

From a backward village, he journeyed out of a turbulent dynasty and into a turbulent era, witnessing the rise of hundreds of races, the establishment of the Human Emperor, the advent of darkness, and the depletion of spiritual energy...

Times change, eras turn, and behind countless legends stands a transparent and terrifying shadow.

Twenty years ago, the old bookworm Jiang Hanwen traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. With the talent of immortality, he made plans for eternity, devoted himself to enlightenment, spent billions of years, and walked above all spirits.

For thousands of years, dynasties changed.

Ten thousand years later, the demons invaded and everything turned upside down.

After a hundred thousand years, the eras changed and the spiritual energy revived.

…

Jiang Hanwen:

"I never meddle in other people's business, but if I have an enemy, I usually give him three packages: a disco on his grave, eradicating his roots, and leaving him with a lasting infamy.

I wonder who among the emperors is hungry?"

When the villain turned against them and the demon race was about to be exterminated, the Human Emperor took out a rotten brush with missing teeth.

The Twelve Demon Emperors laughed loudly, and even the human leaders closed their eyes in despair.

"Teacher, I'm too tired and want to eat fried potatoes."

The next second, the sky and the earth darkened, countless breezes came down from the sky, and the screams of the demons woven into the last elegy of the era.

The true sound of the Tao resounds throughout heaven and earth.

"Come back when you're tired, and remember to bring some more peppercorns..."

From [Insect Slave], he became the [Parasitic Gu Immortal] who ruled the insects.

From [Dragon Descendant], he became the [Star Dragon King] who shone on the world.

From [Little Ghost], he became the [King of Yama] who ruled the reincarnation.

From [Shami], he became the [Buddha of Nirvana] who was neither dirty nor clean.

From [Dao Tong], he became the [Blue Lotus Taoist] who managed yin and yang

. With an attribute panel that could be employed infinitely, Chen Sheng, who awakened the [Yambu Insect] profession after traveling through time, suddenly realized that he was actually in a fruit of the [Southern Jambu] treasure tree.

So, he set a small goal for his own practice:

in this world where the immortal civilization has evolved to its peak, he became the Lord of Southern Jambu!

Jiang Ci woke up as a stone on a riverbank in a Jiangnan water town. Unable to move or speak, he could only watch helplessly as the Immortal Sect recruited students, a flood of them streaming in. He thought his life as a stone was hopeless, relying on absorbing meager earth energy to survive eternity. Then, a mysterious yellow stone seal inexplicably appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness: [Stage: One] [Feature: Generate Wealth from the Earth (Autonomously Absorb the Energy of the Earth Spirit (Earth Veins))] This divine seal, which empowers one simply by lying down, arrived just in time! Even more amazingly, a blue-robed Taoist from the Daiyue Sect rolled up his sleeves and said, "I know you possess spiritual energy. Follow me back to the mountain." Wait! Are the Immortal Sect's admissions criteria so broad? Even stones are acceptable? From then on, the Daiyue Sect gained a disciple with a unique artistic style. Others fly with swords, but he... rolls? Others refine elixirs and draw talismans, but he... basks in the sun and absorbs earth energy? Watch how a stone, lying flat on its back, absorbs spiritual energy with the "Earth God" seal...

[True Farming Style][Prosperous Immortal Cultivation World][Mortal Style][Cultivation from the Start][Grass and Tree Monster]

Good news! I'm in the world of immortal cultivation! It's a peaceful and prosperous market town! It's time to start a business and make a fortune!

Bad news! Glass, gunpowder, and soap are all failing to sell! Using cola to seduce a saint, or using barbecue to seduce monsters, won't work! Why is productivity so high in the world of immortal cultivation?

Why do you get a stainless steel basin for free when you buy a Bigu Pill? What? Is it because the elders of the sect refined a lake's worth of steel while refining black iron?

Fortunately, I can still go farming.

Farming? Farm! Start as a spiritual plant master and cultivate a life of longevity and freedom!

Lu Jun was completely dumbfounded when he opened his eyes—he had transmigrated into the body of the little golden crow in the Lich King arc, what a hellish start!

Fortunately, the decision-making system arrived, giving him a glimmer of hope.

Faced with a choice, Lu Jun realized her mistake and decisively chose to use moral blackmail.

He modified the supreme killing Zhou Tian Xing Dou Grand Array into a primordial open-source project, and conveniently tied the array to himself.

From then on, his fate was in his own hands: if he lived, he would bring blessings to the world; if he died, the great formation would collapse, the primordial sky would disappear, and the immeasurable calamity would arrive ahead of schedule.

The sage was torn, wanting to advance the Great Kalpa, yet afraid to touch this self-destructing truck.

After all, whoever possesses such karma will die.

Lu Jun: "So it turns out that as long as I have no morals, I can live so happily. What else is there to say? Let's just go and destroy them."

(The rating has just been released and will increase later.)

(This book is also known as: The Primordial Era: The Great Dao is Silent, Only Bestowing Merit), The Primordial Era: The Happy Every Day of the Self-Destructing Truck, The Primordial Era: Lu Jun Frowns, Ready to Explode with the Other Party, The Primordial Era: The Great Dao's Most Beloved Child, The Primordial Era: I Am the Heavenly Emperor, Suppressing All Enemies)

In the world of cultivation, all techniques are divided into realms. Realm 1 [Entry Level], Realm 2 [Mastery], Realm 3 [Consumer Skill], Realm 4 [Minor Success], Realm 5 [Peak], Realm 6 [Divine Transformation]... Advancing through these realms is difficult. Minor Success makes one an expert, Major Success makes one a top master in their field, worthy of the title "Grandmaster." Divine Transformation earns one the title of "Grandmaster." But cultivation is difficult, and enlightenment is even harder. Ordinary people lack the comprehension and opportunity, often trapped in Realm 3 for life, unable to progress. Zhong Ming, reborn into this world, is different. Possessing the "Heaven Rewards Diligence" characteristic, he can continuously improve through cultivation. Realm 6, Divine Transformation, is the peak? No, there are even higher realms: Realm 7 [Transcendent], Realm 8 [Return to Simplicity], Realm 9 [Unity of Heaven and Man]... Let's see how Zhong Ming, relying on the "Heaven Rewards Diligence" system...

Xu Qing woke up to find himself turned into a Zombie.

Zombies do not die; their life is endless, yet they suffer from the lack of a method to evolve and ascend!

Facing a chaotic era where ceremonies and music collapse, and demons and strange creatures emerge endlessly, Xu Qing chooses to remain under the radar and becomes the most inconspicuous Corpse Driver in the shadowy profession of corpse craftsman, earning various rewards by performing rites for the dead each day.

Be it folk arts, innumerable professions, or the nation's destiny and heaven's will, gods, ghosts, and the extraordinary, Xu Qing hides within a shop, mastering them all.

Watching clouds rise and fall, witnessing the dynasties change and old acquaintances fade; with eyes opening and closing, witnessing the vicissitudes of life, thousands upon thousands of years, my form remains unchanged, eventually becoming an eternal name among the immortals!

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[Alternative Longevity Stream, Folklore and Anomalies, Management Daily, Steady Cultivation]

Ding Yan, an Earthling, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Originally a lowly rogue cultivator, he unexpectedly awakened an equipment panel. ...Equipping the [Black Gold Furnace]: Success rate of refining five types of elixirs +30%. Equipping the [Low-Grade Spirit Stone]: Maximum mana +30%. Equipping the [Green Bamboo Sword]: Sword control proficiency +300. Equipping the [Crimson Flame Technique Jade Slip]: Crimson Flame Technique cultivation speed +10%, with a 0.1% chance to enter a state of enlightenment during daily meditation, each enlightenment ending grants +100 cultivation progress. Equipping the [Alchemy Notes Jade Slip]: Each time five types of elixirs are refined, proficiency is additionally increased by 1; during alchemy, there is a 0.1% chance of a flash of inspiration, each flash grants +1000 proficiency for the corresponding elixir. ...With these, Ding Yan felt that even with his low-grade spiritual root, he could potentially become an immortal.

Shang Lu traveled to a strange and bizarre world of immortal cultivation and became a small constable in the county government.

He has an invisible wife and a dilapidated temple. The face of the god in the temple is exactly the same as his.

Someone has set his eyes on everything he has, wanting to take it away and destroy his family.

Shanglu fought hard and set out on an extraordinary journey step by step.

At that moment, he discovered the secret of this world...

It turns out those people, in order to become immortals, would do anything...

Cang Yuan Yunting: "My talent is average, and it's just a level of robbery. How many robbery? It's a disaster!"

Dou Po Yunting: "The evil god can't do it this time. He fell down before I exerted my strength."

Swallowing Yunting: "Do you want any talent in alter ego? The strong must understand it!"

Perfect Yunting: "It's a wholesale supreme bone, hurry up!"

Manghuang Yunting: "How can you stand the leisurely years without monasticism? Come on, first try my true-level mental understanding!"

Cangyuantu, Fighting through the sky, Rebirth of Urban Cultivation of Immortality, Proud Nine Heavens, Swallowing the Starry Sky, Perfect World, Wilderness, Panlong, Yangshen, Pastoral God, Dragon Charm, Flood...

Countless Yun Ting said that they never rely on others to become strong, but only on themselves!