Originally, I just wanted to be an ordinary academic genius, planning a perfect life with science and reason. But when I was eleven, an owl told me that the world doesn't actually follow science. [Ding! Hogwarts notification detected! Academic Genius System activated!] [Newbie Task: Before the start of the semester, please complete a comprehensive preview and theoretical mastery of Hogwarts' first-year Charms.] While Harry was still confused about his origins, while Ron was still worried about not getting chicken legs, while Hermione was still buried in her books in the library… Eli had joined Slytherin, defeated Malfoy, and Snape was so enraged that Dumbledore listed him as a top priority! Eli: "I just want to study hard, why do people always think I'm trying to cause trouble?" Harry/Ron/Hermione: "Eli is truly our most reliable leader! He always sees through everything!" Daphne/Luna: "He's so charming!" Snape: "That little rascal, damn it, he's even more talented than Lily..." Dumbledore: "Hmm, this year's Hogwarts is really energetic." Inventing "Magic QQ," he accidentally became the richest man in the wizarding world. He founded "Wizard Canyon," inadvertently changing the way the entire wizarding world entertains itself. ... Eli feels innocent: "I'm really just a good student who loves studying and researching!" This is a story about a protagonist who just wanted to develop quietly, but accidentally shocked the entire wizarding world and ascended the throne.
Jiang Wu, carrying the divine soil "Xiran Seed", airborne Hufflepuff.
Mandrake? Hum a Chinese folk song and get hypnotized!
Greenhouse vegetable farming? Cedric came over carrying dragon manure: "Do you need any help?"
Halloween feast? The snail noodle hotpot stinks, but Said pushes away the green mist: "...Can I try it?"
[All-star + Popular + Breaks Up Official Pairings + Personalized Settings + Brainless] Orion Malfoy, Draco's younger brother, possesses an angelic face bestowed upon him by Merlin, enough to leave everyone speechless, and a mischievous heart that enjoys watching others rage. A spoiled and unruly boy.
He imagined his daily life at Hogwarts would consist of: using the sweetest smile to carry out the most ingenious pranks, making Longbottom cry with his brother, and enjoying Malfoy-style privileges and luxury.
However, things seem to have taken a bit off track?
Why do some people blush and feel their hearts race instead of getting furious after he plays a prank?
Why did the twin brothers whistle and give him candy after he mocked "poor Weasley"?
Why did his attempt to trip up the savior result in a stammering Christmas gift instead of a glare?
And Professor Snape, with that complicated look in his eyes, was he trying to lock him up or brew him a health potion?
Orion looked at the increasingly bizarre "heartthrob" script, tilted his pretty little head, and revealed a naive yet wicked smile that could make any professor's heart skip a beat: "Oh? This seems... even more interesting?"
[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]
In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.
He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]
Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!
Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.
[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]
[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]
You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...
You have successfully enraged Voldemort...
...
Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!
Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!
Harry: Signas, how did you do that?
Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?
Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!
(No heroine + tearing umbrella in the rain + original god card + funny and relaxed)
The protagonist begins by fusing the soul of the Grim Reaper and directly robs Dumbledore's Philosopher's Stone! Becoming the Demon King of Hogwarts.
He joined the Nazarene Church, became a professor, trained Draco and Harry, and became Theodore's father.
Create an army of undead and treat Voldemort's remaining soul as a crunchy snack gift pack.
Occasionally, I would get furious with Dumbledore and Grindelwald, and this comfortable life was simply wonderful.
William, an ordinary person, originally thought he would live a plain and uneventful life.
A letter delivered by an owl transported him to a magical world.
Is the protagonist in danger?
William said he didn't have time.
Has Hermione become cunning?
Hmm, and then what?
Dementor Riot?
Now we have the materials!
William never considered himself a freak scientist.
He was just an ordinary, unremarkable scholar.
Roger traveled to the world of Harry Potter.
The game started on hellish difficulty; he became the apprentice of an old, powerful, and extremely temperamental dark wizard. Just as he was cautiously serving this unpredictable mentor, he unexpectedly discovered that the bio-computer he had developed in his previous life had also transmigrated with him!
From then on, Roger's magical training began with the three Unforgivable Curses! "Analysis of the Imperius Curse complete." "Begin observing Professor Quirrell."
Years later, when the Daily Prophet was preparing to write a legendary feature on Mr. Roger Lewis, prominent figures in the wizarding world spoke out:
Professor McGonagall (with a serious expression of amazement): "Without a doubt, Mr. Lewis is an unprecedentedly outstanding graduate in the history of Hogwarts." Dumbledore (his wisdom gleaming behind his half-moon spectacles): "I must admit that no one understood the nature of magic better than Roger. Not even the four founders of Hogwarts." Voldemort (in a complex tone): "It is well known that I made indelible contributions to Roger's magical research..."
Rita Skeeter (writing furiously with her quill pen, her eyes gleaming with gossip): "Mr. Riddle, was it the summer before Mr. Lewis enrolled?"
Voldemort (lost in memories): "Sigh...that summer, they invited me to participate in the experiment, though the method was crude...If they had said it was to develop an elixir of immortality, I could have provided tremendous assistance! I wouldn't have needed to go through the trouble of finding the Philosopher's Stone...I still deeply regret missing this opportunity to return sooner!"
Having transmigrated into the last bloodline of the Grindelwald family, he initially wanted to live a low-key life, but was forced to bind himself to the "Underworld God System".
From then on, the style of Hogwarts completely went astray.
"Petrify everyone? That's too lame. Come and witness the power of our Zaun petrification!"
"Want to learn the Patronus Charm? First, pay protection money to the system. Avada Kedavra can turn a melon into a rainbow color for you."
Dumbledore looked at the savior, who had been turned into a "henchman," and fell into deep thought: "This kid...maybe he can form the most cowardly villain alliance in history with Tom?"
Until one day, I was cornered by the Dark Lord, and the system suddenly prompted me—"Hey buddy, there's only one guy on the other side, call for reinforcements to take him down!"
Relaxation + delicious food + healing, the taste of magic.
Ye Tao, a recent graduate of New Oriental Chef Academy, shared delicious food with his friends in this magical world, exchanging stories and experiences. The Hogwarts farm became the focus of their conversation.
Dumbledore: "Give me a copy of The Quibbler! I feel like ants are crawling on me without a new episode of Dungeons & Dragons!"
Voldemort: "Summoning the Death Eaters can wait, but whoever keeps me from watching the new episode of The Lord of the Rings is waiting to eat the Avatar."
Malfoy: "Vos-lo-da! That's not right. Why can't my dragon roar repel it? Let me study The Quibbler again."
Harry Potter sent out his protest letter for the twenty-third time: "I solemnly protest against The Quibbler's invasion of my privacy. It must have cast a tracking spell on me. Otherwise, how could it know me better than I know myself?"
It all started when Andre traveled through time and space to become the adopted son of the Lovegood family and Luna's brother.
In order to save his family from bankruptcy and upgrade himself, Andre decided to become a great writer in the magic world.
Become a literary giant in the wizarding world, starting with serializing "Harry Potter"!