Please note that some of the content in this article involves the following plots, so please pay attention. * The otaku Murasaki Shikibu wants me to be the male lead; * Sayuri Sawamura wants to be my daughter; * The Crown Princess Minamoto no Raikou says I'm cute; * How did I, a otaku, become a member of parliament? The real name is also known as "The Living Cao Cao Hikigaya"

Sixteen-year-old Hachiman Hikigaya, after a strange memory emerged, has a new perspective on life. "Everyone is born at different starting lines." "Physical strength, brains, looks, emotions, and then money." "I deeply agree with the idea of ​​simply categorizing people as winners or losers." Determined to be a winner, he leaves behind Sobu High School and the Yukinoshita sisters and enlists in the arms of the private Hyakkaou Academy. Here, he'll participate in the game of power and gain. "Life is nothing but fame, money, power, and sex—I want them all!"... Jabami Yumeko: Hikigaya-kun, let's fall into the abyss together. Momobami Kirari: Hachiman, the Hyakko family needs you, I need you, please be my husband. Momobami Ririka: Do you like your sister instead of me? Juraku Sachiko: Be my dog~ Yukinoshita Yukino: Come back. Hachiman Yukinoshita Haruno: Don't overthink it, I'm doing this for Yukino! ...(Even if you haven't watched Kakegurui or Oregairu, you can watch it without any problems.)

After many years, he meets Yukino Yukinoshita again, and she is still the same aloof and perfect genius girl in his memory.

But I am no longer the boy who could stand shoulder to shoulder with her.

"Hachiman, your twisted nature remains unchanged."

"Under the snow, you are still the same as before, unchanged."

Ms. Hiratsuka looked at us with satisfaction: "Since you have such a good understanding, the Service Club is now in your hands."

None of us dared to tell the teacher that what we called tacit understanding was actually an unspoken regret from eight years ago.

Just as I decided to escape completely this time, a long-lost voice suddenly rang in my mind—

"A turning point in fate has been detected. [Options] are now activated again."

They say a slightly risqué introduction can effectively boost popularity, but how can someone as innocent as me pull off such a thing? "Hachiman, help me wash my panties." "Eh? Why are you wet again?" "Isn't it all your fault, Hachiman?"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "No, please stop broadcasting! You'll get killed, you really will get killed!" Yukino Yukinoshita: "Hehehe, Hachiman-kun, another one! What am I supposed to do?" Haruno Yukinoshita: "Eh-le-le, ah-le-le-le, even I'm smitten after watching this." Yui Yuigahama: "Hachiman,..." Although it's a video, this isn't good. "Iroha Isshiki: 'Senpai, you have to take responsibility for me!'" Kawasaki Saki: "So I've already given myself away?" Totsuka Saika: "Why haven't I been chosen yet? Am I even a girl? I really want to be with Hachiman!" Hikigaya Komachi: "Eek! I'm not his biological child after all??? Get out of here, you stinky women, let go of my Onii-chan!" Kyoka, Rumi, Hina, Yumiko, Jun: "Even we have him???!!" "You guys are alright, I'm the most outrageous one!!!" Orimoto Kaori (ex-girlfriend): "Get out of here, I finally get to get married, and you're all trying to steal him away, get out of here!" Hiratsuka Shizuka

Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!