[Real-Time Coach + Hachiman + Dreaming of Future Wives] Hachiman Hikigaya dreams of different wives every night. At first, he thought it was just a teenage boy's dream, until he discovered they all came from Advanced Nurturing High School... Airi Hikigaya: Hachiman, you promised to take pictures with me. Suzune Hikigaya: A good morning kiss... I'll consider it. Kikyo Hikigaya: Tell me! Did you secretly go see that bitch Horikita behind my back?! Megumi Hikigaya: Hachiman, it's so good to have met you. Haruka Hikigaya: Hachiman, let's go to Airi's concert together. Honami Hikigaya: Hachiman, I want another child~ Hiyori Hikigaya: Hachiman, reading is enough for this life. Arisu Hikigaya: Oh well, I'll have to let Masumi do it for me. Masumi Hikigaya: Tsk! I'll crush you, you heartless bastard! Komachi XX: Brother, I'm getting married today! Hachiman: Only this one, absolutely not!!!

Hachiman Hikigaya: "No, please stop broadcasting! You'll get killed, you really will get killed!" Yukino Yukinoshita: "Hehehe, Hachiman-kun, another one! What am I supposed to do?" Haruno Yukinoshita: "Eh-le-le, ah-le-le-le, even I'm smitten after watching this." Yui Yuigahama: "Hachiman,..." Although it's a video, this isn't good. "Iroha Isshiki: 'Senpai, you have to take responsibility for me!'" Kawasaki Saki: "So I've already given myself away?" Totsuka Saika: "Why haven't I been chosen yet? Am I even a girl? I really want to be with Hachiman!" Hikigaya Komachi: "Eek! I'm not his biological child after all??? Get out of here, you stinky women, let go of my Onii-chan!" Kyoka, Rumi, Hina, Yumiko, Jun: "Even we have him???!!" "You guys are alright, I'm the most outrageous one!!!" Orimoto Kaori (ex-girlfriend): "Get out of here, I finally get to get married, and you're all trying to steal him away, get out of here!" Hiratsuka Shizuka

Reborn as Hikigaya Hachiman, he established the service club first and thought he would live a lonely campus life, but after awakening his past life memories, he found that this two-dimensional world was very

wrong!

The transfer of the demi-human exchange student Elf Princess asked him for help.

Kitagawa Umi's friend who likes cosplay encountered unreasonable shooting requirements

I am Hachiman Hikigaya. My cheat ability is accessing the memories and experiences of Hachiman Hikigaya from other timelines. As everyone knows, I, Hachiman Hikigaya, am a workaholic in the industry, with countless identities: writer Hachiman, the son-in-law of heaven Hachiman, the son-in-law Hachiman, the magician Hachiman, the god-slayer Hachiman, the association agent Hachiman...

After many years, he meets Yukino Yukinoshita again, and she is still the same aloof and perfect genius girl in his memory.

But I am no longer the boy who could stand shoulder to shoulder with her.

"Hachiman, your twisted nature remains unchanged."

"Under the snow, you are still the same as before, unchanged."

Ms. Hiratsuka looked at us with satisfaction: "Since you have such a good understanding, the Service Club is now in your hands."

None of us dared to tell the teacher that what we called tacit understanding was actually an unspoken regret from eight years ago.

Just as I decided to escape completely this time, a long-lost voice suddenly rang in my mind—

"A turning point in fate has been detected. [Options] are now activated again."

After Christmas in 2022, Hikigaya Hachiman of Sobu High School was holding a novice iron sword, and the game system in front of him was floating with a death notice of "Exit Key Disappeared".

[Asuna]: "Hachiman, is this woman the real friend you mentioned?"

[Yukino-chan]: "Hikigaya-kun, you have violated the Service Club by maintaining close relationships with a large number of women in the game."

[Yui]: "Hikigaya's marriage system report... I, I'm not particularly concerned!"

When Asuna took Hachiman's hand and ran into Yukino, Yui, Caiyu, Shizuka, Haruno, Yumiko, and Shiro-san in a cafe, she found that a small hand suddenly twisted towards her waist. Hachiman, who was in pain, looked at the love battlefield filled with invisible gunpowder with tears in his eyes: "So - why am I forced to deal with interpersonal relationships now!"

(This article belongs to the world of anime, with the main characters being Sword Art Online and Oregairu, and many anime characters such as Steins; Gate and Rascal will appear later.)

Please note that some of the content in this article involves the following plots, so please pay attention. * The otaku Murasaki Shikibu wants me to be the male lead; * Sayuri Sawamura wants to be my daughter; * The Crown Princess Minamoto no Raikou says I'm cute; * How did I, a otaku, become a member of parliament? The real name is also known as "The Living Cao Cao Hikigaya"

Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!

"I, Hikigaya, am a legendary agent, a leader in the association, a master of the mysteries, one of the Five Emperors of the Ocean, and the nemesis of the weird." "I have five cousins, a sister, a childhood sweetheart, two ex-girlfriends, a lovely junior, and a beautiful colleague, but no one likes me. I'm a complete loser." The everyday and the mysteries gradually intertwine, and despite our hesitation, we continue to move forward. Cthulhu has landed in New York, and the legendary agent Altria has disappeared... This era needs heroes. "...Stay sane, and follow me into madness." Hikigaya lit a cigarette expressionlessly, put on his sunglasses, and flashed his ID [White Robe Anzai]