After Christmas in 2022, Hikigaya Hachiman of Sobu High School was holding a novice iron sword, and the game system in front of him was floating with a death notice of "Exit Key Disappeared".

[Asuna]: "Hachiman, is this woman the real friend you mentioned?"

[Yukino-chan]: "Hikigaya-kun, you have violated the Service Club by maintaining close relationships with a large number of women in the game."

[Yui]: "Hikigaya's marriage system report... I, I'm not particularly concerned!"

When Asuna took Hachiman's hand and ran into Yukino, Yui, Caiyu, Shizuka, Haruno, Yumiko, and Shiro-san in a cafe, she found that a small hand suddenly twisted towards her waist. Hachiman, who was in pain, looked at the love battlefield filled with invisible gunpowder with tears in his eyes: "So - why am I forced to deal with interpersonal relationships now!"

(This article belongs to the world of anime, with the main characters being Sword Art Online and Oregairu, and many anime characters such as Steins; Gate and Rascal will appear later.)

Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!

When a parallel world that is a fusion of youth daily anime such as "Jikyou" and "Oregairu" encounters monsters.

When the mysterious miraculous light responds to Hikigaya Hachiman's faith in protecting him, what kind of story will he bring us?

Will the awkward boy who is searching for the real thing grow into a true Ultra Warrior during this journey?

Maintaining the courage to face difficulties and exploring new unknown areas - this is my Ultra Spirit.

Yukinoshita Yukino: You are so brave! Who is this girl again?

(For creative purposes, I will modify a large number of character settings to ensure that no characters are maliciously vilified. Everything is for the needs of the plot. If you think there is something wrong, please use the original text to analyze and refute it, otherwise I will ignore it.)

[Real-Time Coach + Hachiman + Dreaming of Future Wives] Hachiman Hikigaya dreams of different wives every night. At first, he thought it was just a teenage boy's dream, until he discovered they all came from Advanced Nurturing High School... Airi Hikigaya: Hachiman, you promised to take pictures with me. Suzune Hikigaya: A good morning kiss... I'll consider it. Kikyo Hikigaya: Tell me! Did you secretly go see that bitch Horikita behind my back?! Megumi Hikigaya: Hachiman, it's so good to have met you. Haruka Hikigaya: Hachiman, let's go to Airi's concert together. Honami Hikigaya: Hachiman, I want another child~ Hiyori Hikigaya: Hachiman, reading is enough for this life. Arisu Hikigaya: Oh well, I'll have to let Masumi do it for me. Masumi Hikigaya: Tsk! I'll crush you, you heartless bastard! Komachi XX: Brother, I'm getting married today! Hachiman: Only this one, absolutely not!!!

"I, Hikigaya, am a legendary agent, a leader in the association, a master of the mysteries, one of the Five Emperors of the Ocean, and the nemesis of the weird." "I have five cousins, a sister, a childhood sweetheart, two ex-girlfriends, a lovely junior, and a beautiful colleague, but no one likes me. I'm a complete loser." The everyday and the mysteries gradually intertwine, and despite our hesitation, we continue to move forward. Cthulhu has landed in New York, and the legendary agent Altria has disappeared... This era needs heroes. "...Stay sane, and follow me into madness." Hikigaya lit a cigarette expressionlessly, put on his sunglasses, and flashed his ID [White Robe Anzai]

I am Hachiman Hikigaya. My cheat ability is accessing the memories and experiences of Hachiman Hikigaya from other timelines. As everyone knows, I, Hachiman Hikigaya, am a workaholic in the industry, with countless identities: writer Hachiman, the son-in-law of heaven Hachiman, the son-in-law Hachiman, the magician Hachiman, the god-slayer Hachiman, the association agent Hachiman...

Since starting his relationship with Yukinoshita, Hikigaya has decided to remain in the dark, living a peaceful life, exercising strict self-discipline and striving to get into university with Yukinoshita. However, Hikigaya suddenly discovers that his usual invisibility is becoming increasingly popular with girls. Yuigahama, previously hesitant to confess her feelings, becomes extremely proactive, even going so far as to confess directly. Isshiki, a junior student, uses her position as student council president to throw herself at him daily. His deskmate, Kato Megumi, the female classmates in front and behind him, and the teacher at the podium all look at him like prey. Even his sister, Komachi, clings to him all day, sharing a certain space with him. ...On the other side. Watching Hikigaya's increasing intimacy with various girls, Yukinoshita, as his girlfriend, ponders: Which girl should accompany Hikigaya tonight? What if they all share this time? This book is also known as "Yukinoshita's Diary of My Love Husband" or "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected: The Sequel." PS: This book is heavy on harem, so those who love pure love should beware.

Bad news: Hikigaya was hit by a car on his way to school. Good news: He's traveled through time and returned to elementary school six years ago. Hikigaya decided to skip six years of detours and immediately became a lone ranger! However, upon arriving at class, he's surprised to see a few unfamiliar faces—Ijichi Nijika: Didn't Hikigaya-san promise to be a lifelong friend? Ichinose Motoyo: If Hikigaya-san hadn't been there, wow! Yanami Kyouna: I miss you every day when you're gone. "No, we're only in elementary school, why are you so heavy?" Included works: "Lonely Rock," "A Silent Voice," "Mygo," "Borrowing Girlfriend"...

Please note that some of the content in this article involves the following plots, so please pay attention. * The otaku Murasaki Shikibu wants me to be the male lead; * Sayuri Sawamura wants to be my daughter; * The Crown Princess Minamoto no Raikou says I'm cute; * How did I, a otaku, become a member of parliament? The real name is also known as "The Living Cao Cao Hikigaya"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "No, please stop broadcasting! You'll get killed, you really will get killed!" Yukino Yukinoshita: "Hehehe, Hachiman-kun, another one! What am I supposed to do?" Haruno Yukinoshita: "Eh-le-le, ah-le-le-le, even I'm smitten after watching this." Yui Yuigahama: "Hachiman,..." Although it's a video, this isn't good. "Iroha Isshiki: 'Senpai, you have to take responsibility for me!'" Kawasaki Saki: "So I've already given myself away?" Totsuka Saika: "Why haven't I been chosen yet? Am I even a girl? I really want to be with Hachiman!" Hikigaya Komachi: "Eek! I'm not his biological child after all??? Get out of here, you stinky women, let go of my Onii-chan!" Kyoka, Rumi, Hina, Yumiko, Jun: "Even we have him???!!" "You guys are alright, I'm the most outrageous one!!!" Orimoto Kaori (ex-girlfriend): "Get out of here, I finally get to get married, and you're all trying to steal him away, get out of here!" Hiratsuka Shizuka