After Christmas in 2022, Hikigaya Hachiman of Sobu High School was holding a novice iron sword, and the game system in front of him was floating with a death notice of "Exit Key Disappeared".

[Asuna]: "Hachiman, is this woman the real friend you mentioned?"

[Yukino-chan]: "Hikigaya-kun, you have violated the Service Club by maintaining close relationships with a large number of women in the game."

[Yui]: "Hikigaya's marriage system report... I, I'm not particularly concerned!"

When Asuna took Hachiman's hand and ran into Yukino, Yui, Caiyu, Shizuka, Haruno, Yumiko, and Shiro-san in a cafe, she found that a small hand suddenly twisted towards her waist. Hachiman, who was in pain, looked at the love battlefield filled with invisible gunpowder with tears in his eyes: "So - why am I forced to deal with interpersonal relationships now!"

(This article belongs to the world of anime, with the main characters being Sword Art Online and Oregairu, and many anime characters such as Steins; Gate and Rascal will appear later.)

On the day of my car accident, something strange popped into my head!!! Yukinoshita Yukino: Hikigaya-san, stop what you're doing or I'll call the police. Yuigahama Yui: Hikigaya, you're actually doing this to me!!! Kato Megumi: Hachiman-kun, this isn't okay~ Kasumigaoka Utaha: Junior, you can't do that. Sawamura Spencer Eriri: I treat you like a geek, and you're trying to do all this to me... Aoyama Nanami: Impure relationships with the opposite sex, no! Shiina Mashiro: Hachiman, you're my first... Hikigaya Hachiman: It's all the system's fault!!!

Bad news: Hikigaya was hit by a car on his way to school. Good news: He's traveled through time and returned to elementary school six years ago. Hikigaya decided to skip six years of detours and immediately became a lone ranger! However, upon arriving at class, he's surprised to see a few unfamiliar faces—Ijichi Nijika: Didn't Hikigaya-san promise to be a lifelong friend? Ichinose Motoyo: If Hikigaya-san hadn't been there, wow! Yanami Kyouna: I miss you every day when you're gone. "No, we're only in elementary school, why are you so heavy?" Included works: "Lonely Rock," "A Silent Voice," "Mygo," "Borrowing Girlfriend"...

Sixteen-year-old Hachiman Hikigaya, after a strange memory emerged, has a new perspective on life. "Everyone is born at different starting lines." "Physical strength, brains, looks, emotions, and then money." "I deeply agree with the idea of ​​simply categorizing people as winners or losers." Determined to be a winner, he leaves behind Sobu High School and the Yukinoshita sisters and enlists in the arms of the private Hyakkaou Academy. Here, he'll participate in the game of power and gain. "Life is nothing but fame, money, power, and sex—I want them all!"... Jabami Yumeko: Hikigaya-kun, let's fall into the abyss together. Momobami Kirari: Hachiman, the Hyakko family needs you, I need you, please be my husband. Momobami Ririka: Do you like your sister instead of me? Juraku Sachiko: Be my dog~ Yukinoshita Yukino: Come back. Hachiman Yukinoshita Haruno: Don't overthink it, I'm doing this for Yukino! ...(Even if you haven't watched Kakegurui or Oregairu, you can watch it without any problems.)

After many years, he meets Yukino Yukinoshita again, and she is still the same aloof and perfect genius girl in his memory.

But I am no longer the boy who could stand shoulder to shoulder with her.

"Hachiman, your twisted nature remains unchanged."

"Under the snow, you are still the same as before, unchanged."

Ms. Hiratsuka looked at us with satisfaction: "Since you have such a good understanding, the Service Club is now in your hands."

None of us dared to tell the teacher that what we called tacit understanding was actually an unspoken regret from eight years ago.

Just as I decided to escape completely this time, a long-lost voice suddenly rang in my mind—

"A turning point in fate has been detected. [Options] are now activated again."

They say a slightly risqué introduction can effectively boost popularity, but how can someone as innocent as me pull off such a thing? "Hachiman, help me wash my panties." "Eh? Why are you wet again?" "Isn't it all your fault, Hachiman?"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "No, please stop broadcasting! You'll get killed, you really will get killed!" Yukino Yukinoshita: "Hehehe, Hachiman-kun, another one! What am I supposed to do?" Haruno Yukinoshita: "Eh-le-le, ah-le-le-le, even I'm smitten after watching this." Yui Yuigahama: "Hachiman,..." Although it's a video, this isn't good. "Iroha Isshiki: 'Senpai, you have to take responsibility for me!'" Kawasaki Saki: "So I've already given myself away?" Totsuka Saika: "Why haven't I been chosen yet? Am I even a girl? I really want to be with Hachiman!" Hikigaya Komachi: "Eek! I'm not his biological child after all??? Get out of here, you stinky women, let go of my Onii-chan!" Kyoka, Rumi, Hina, Yumiko, Jun: "Even we have him???!!" "You guys are alright, I'm the most outrageous one!!!" Orimoto Kaori (ex-girlfriend): "Get out of here, I finally get to get married, and you're all trying to steal him away, get out of here!" Hiratsuka Shizuka

Please note that some of the content in this article involves the following plots, so please pay attention. * The otaku Murasaki Shikibu wants me to be the male lead; * Sayuri Sawamura wants to be my daughter; * The Crown Princess Minamoto no Raikou says I'm cute; * How did I, a otaku, become a member of parliament? The real name is also known as "The Living Cao Cao Hikigaya"

When a parallel world that is a fusion of youth daily anime such as "Jikyou" and "Oregairu" encounters monsters.

When the mysterious miraculous light responds to Hikigaya Hachiman's faith in protecting him, what kind of story will he bring us?

Will the awkward boy who is searching for the real thing grow into a true Ultra Warrior during this journey?

Maintaining the courage to face difficulties and exploring new unknown areas - this is my Ultra Spirit.

Yukinoshita Yukino: You are so brave! Who is this girl again?

(For creative purposes, I will modify a large number of character settings to ensure that no characters are maliciously vilified. Everything is for the needs of the plot. If you think there is something wrong, please use the original text to analyze and refute it, otherwise I will ignore it.)