"Professor McGonagall has detected a tabby cat form, forced to masturbate for 30 seconds, reward: transfiguration talent!"

"A handicapped Voldemort was detected, help install the nose, reward: Parseltongue talent!"

"A domesticated phoenix Fox has been detected, and the domestication has been completed. Reward: Phoenix Nirvana!"

Looking at the heaven-defying missions released by the system, Rolf Scamander fell silent... He really didn't want to be expelled from Hogwarts!

"How does it feel to be given the name Rozier?" "Get lost!" "How can you be so heartless!" "Stop with that gloating look. And can you please stop bullying those three little ones and Malfoy? You're practically ruining them!" "Tch, what do you know? You're having fun outside, while I can only find my fun at Hogwarts." These were the days these two shameless rascals spent having fun at Hogwarts.

That year, Sengoku was not yet an admiral of the navy.

That year, Kuzan, Sakaski, and Polusalino were young and ambitious.

That year, Vice Admiral Garp, the hero of the navy, was so fierce that he chased Roger all over the world.

Also that year.

Xia Le, who was shot in the head by a rifle, bombarded by a cannon, cut open his neck with a long knife, flooded his nose with sea water, and was burned by fire, but never died, became an unknown trainee soldier beside Garp.

When he saw this hero lieutenant general, he smashed the town with one punch.

He bowed his head in silence, and quietly increased the newly awakened Overlord Color to full level.

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Upon opening his eyes, Sean found himself a member of Hollisey's Orphanage. Despite a somewhat bleak start, the magical world he had never imagined was opening its doors to him. Even more delightful, local specialties arrived along with him. "I, Sean, have come this far entirely through my own hard work! Proficiency panel, add points!" From a [Spells Novice] who had just learned the Luminescence Charm to a [White Lord] who had mastered all spells; from a [Transfiguration Apprentice] who could transform matches to a [Magical Legend] who could alter the properties of matter; from a [Potions Novice] who could barely brew a scabies potion to a [Master of the Crucible] who had created an entire potion system. His magical achievements were as numerous as the stars: Transfiguration, potions, spells, the Dark Arts, prophecies, magical creatures, alchemy, astronomy... His life was celebrated by many: Dumbledore, Grindelwald, Scamander... Oh, let's interview the dying Mr. Voldemort; he seems to have something to say. The Dark Lord was kicked to death: "No one told me that there was a White Lord hiding in Hogwarts!" This book is also known as: "A Certain Liver Emperor's Hogwarts", "A Liver Legend of Magic", "Hogwarts: Sorry, I Just Want to Learn"

[This is a lighthearted story; the protagonist has no morals or limits.]

Having transmigrated to the Harry Potter world, Charlie White is bound to the [Tyrant System].

By engaging in tyrannical behavior, you can earn Tyrannical Points and draw prizes infinitely!

While Hermione was studying her textbooks in the library.

[Ding! His Majesty's sleeping posture in class is practically a reincarnation of Hu Hai, perfectly embodying the behavior of a tyrannical ruler who "neglects state affairs"! Reward: Tyrannical Ruler Points +100!]

While Harry and Ron were training hard for Quidditch.

[Ding! His Majesty has been extravagant, purchasing all the desserts in Diagon Alley, in line with the behavior of a "tyrannical and hedonistic" ruler! Reward: Tyrant Points +500!]

Charlie casually did a ten-pull!

[Congratulations, Your Majesty, on obtaining: Animagus (Selectable Form)! +1 Free Talent Point, +1000 Proficiency in Fiendfire...]

Dumbledore: "Mr. White is the most gifted student I've ever seen, but unfortunately he just doesn't like to study..."

Voldemort: "Why? He learned the dark magic I painstakingly studied just by yawning?!"

Charlie lay on the sofa and sighed helplessly, "I don't want to either, but the system is giving me too much!"

Years later, Harry, the Auror, would sit at the Three Broomsticks bar, still recalling that distant afternoon when Phoenix led them to arrest the reactionary Fudge. "The Ministry of Magic under Fudge's leadership is no longer effectively able to deal with Voldemort's terrorist attacks. Therefore, I hereby announce the dismissal of Fudge, Umbridge, and their reactionary group within the Ministry of Magic, and a thorough investigation into their past crimes, with zero tolerance." "I have finished speaking. Who agrees? Who disagrees?" Phoenix stared sternly at the dark mass of people before him. Their faces were resolute. They replied with only one sentence: "Heil, Grindelwald."

(Without the system, tags cannot be deleted!)

Have we arrived in the world of Harry Potter?

Or is he Malfoy's twin brother?

Watch how I teach this arrogant younger brother a lesson!

Malfoy: My brother is even better than Dumbledore!

Dumbledore: He won't be the next Dark Lord, but he will be the next White Lord.

Harry: My mentor in life! I must become stronger!

Snape: Your whole family is no good! Wait, no, he's his godfather…

[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

...

Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!

Joel Hemis always thought of himself as an ordinary druid. Until he was eleven, when he received a letter delivered by an owl—and from that moment on, he became a proud little magical owl. ...That school year, the Forbidden Forest welcomed a Patronus. By the time all the teachers and students of Hogwarts realized what was happening, they were already surrounded by the Forbidden Forest! Until one day, the mysterious man came knocking—Joel: "Sorry, I just want to plant trees in peace and quiet, I don't want to fight!"... [P.S.: This is a lighthearted story about going to school and happily planting trees...No need to have read the original books.]