Transmigrating to the world of *Genshin Impact*, Jiang Chen awakened an ability called 'Gandalfr,' granting him the power to wield any weapon. Furthermore, if the weapon had a master, he could quickly absorb their abilities, skills, and experience through the weapon. "I need to find a way to get my hands on Grandpa Zhong's weapon, but before that..." Jiang Chen rubbed his rumbling stomach. Just then, Inazuma held the 'Imperial Tournament,' personally presided over by the Thunder General, selecting qualified samurai to join the Heavenly Territory. To survive, Jiang Chen decided to participate in the tournament, relying on [a proper fortune teller].

[No knives, no poison, no bulls, guaranteed plot, Tie Tie, Starry Sky Railway, Ruan Mei, Black Tower, Fu Xuan Qing Que, Riding the Sky and Ting Yun, Liu Ying Xing San Yue Qi, Shura Field]

"All-knowing Lady Black Tower, I have a question for you."

Black Tower: Say it, but I'm not that machine head (Master Boshi).

What does it mean to like?

Black Tower: This... cough cough, why did you ask that question?

"Then let's change the question, Black Tower, what is dating?"

Black Tower: Is the goal to increase favorability?

Yu Qingtu, who is now nowhere to be found: I was here first!!

Tingyun: My benefactor, the Milky Way stretches endlessly, the stars are vast, and the Milky Way is boundless. Amidst the hustle and bustle of human life, would you be willing to draw a little closer to us?

Xi Lian: Hi, did you miss me? ♪

...

Fu Xuan gazed at Qing Que.

"Have you been lying to me all along?"

"My Lord, I really didn't."

A corporate slave transmigrates to Teyvat and awakens the "Slacker System," vowing to continue living off his wife to the very end!

He was rescued by Amber at the start, which led him to a comfortable retirement life of slacking off. He won over the proud Yola with his god-like cooking skills, led the Knights of Favonius to slack off as a group, and even the Anemo Archon came to freeload.

Can you reach the pinnacle of life without even curling up and just lying around? Here you'll find nothing but sweet, tooth-rotting retirement daily life.

He's traversing interstellar space, preparing for an interview at the Interstellar Peace Company, hoping to become a junior employee at a branch. But as someone once ruthlessly exploited by capital, Starfall decides to give up! [1. Stay at the Interstellar Peace Company, continue preparing for the interview, immediately receive the blessing of the Guardian Star God Kripper, and embark on a Guardian's path.] [2. Leave the Interstellar Peace Company, regain your freedom, and from then on, fly freely like a bird in the sky, unrestrained.] It's this crucial choice that sets the stage for his extraordinary life! Emerald: Little Starfall, tell your sister honestly, do you like me more, or do you like them more? Topa: Seriously, Starfall? I've already reached the top ten in the Stone Heart team since joining the company, and you're still Emerald's deputy? Pearl: Um, Starfall, if you want to experience it, I can implant it myself! Captured Kafka: Long time no see, 'Father of the Child'! Last time you captured me, you were in this position; this time, you're still in the same position. At this rate of progress, your children will likely suffer if they live with you.

Introduction:

【Short Video】+【Star Iron】+【Original God】+【No Female Lead】

Lu Haiyi accidentally obtained a magical software that allows him to make money just by watching short videos.

Why don't you try to watch more videos?

What he didn't know was that every video he watched was being broadcast to both the Genshin Impact and Collapse Universes at the same time.

Play "The Tragic Past of Gold Dust"

Gold Sand: "How come I became the head of the marketing department just by watching a video?"

Play "Rakshasa Legendary Life!"

Uncle Yang: "Damn it! Honkai is still chasing me! Hurry back to the Immortal Boat! I'm going to kill Rakshasa!"

Brush "Mond's Honorary Knight, once again being used as a background board"

Noelle: "Is this still the Honor Knight I knew back then?"

Brush "Funina's Pure Land"

Finina: "Nothing else matters, can you remove the sword from your head?"

Short videos are presented to everyone.

All kinds of knives, all kinds of secondary creations, and all kinds of black histories.

All the Bengtie characters are numb!

I beg you to stop brushing!

But Lu Haiyi didn't care at all.

Today is another fulfilling day!

【Written content】

[Gold Dust's Life Story, The Sinner's Dance, 2.3 Flower Guide, Embers of Grammer's Iron Cavalry, The Goddess Splits the View, Blade PV, Death's Omen, Five Warriors on the Cloud, Mirror Flow, Nata Preview, Ten Stonehearts, Winter Night's Fool Play.]

As a rather unqualified fox spirit, Mei Xue, who has forgotten his own age, has many titles, such as "The Cutest Beast of the Reunion Movement," "The Hungriest Beast of Rhodes Island," "Talulah's Genji," "Kal'tsit's Little Lover," "Amiya's Fiancé," "42's Personal Body Pillow," and "Frostnova's Reserve Food," etc. But even Mei Xue has his own troubles. For example, how can he persuade his sister-in-law, Chen Huijie, not to try to kidnap her brother-in-law and marry him? How can he persuade Rosemary not to try to lock him in a dark room? How can he persuade Jingzhe not to cling to his tail all day long? And of course, most importantly, [Si Chong is not cooking today].

[Slice of Life] + [Story] + [Lighthearted] + [Sweet, Sweet, Sweet] ... "The Honkai isn't scary, what's scary is... it makes us gradually take death for granted." A chance encounter amidst disaster, a lifetime of companionship. As dawn breaks, someone must slightly illuminate the darkness. —What does [Xiao Li] mean? —It's Xiao Li, you silly~ —Tch, I thought it was something special, such a cool name, but it's just a homonym. —Hmm...so what does Xiao Li think it means? —Of course it's [Dawn of the Breaking Dawn], that suits me better. —Whatever Xiao Li says goes♪ ... —The world is neither black nor white, but a delicate gray. —Yo, Lin Li, you're getting all literary now. —Ah, Velvi, that's just someone's line. —Anything else? —Hmm...if the truth brings pain, lies only make things worse. —Velvi, are you still there? ... —Humanity will surely defeat the Honkai. —Kevin, stop saying that every day, I'm sick of it. —Alright, alright, savior Kevin, let the show begin. ...I don't know what to say in the synopsis, please read on. There's a system, but it's not very useful later on. My writing is a bit poor, please forgive me. It will definitely have a happy ending. Please don't criticize if you don't like it ヾ(≧∇≦Thank you≧∇≦)ノMain characters: Lin Li, Alicia

One day, an unlucky guy who was transported away by a massive transport finds himself in the world of the Starry Sky Railway and has become the Sky, but after regaining consciousness, he discovers that things are not so simple...

Buhou kids! I'm not human anymore!

Wait, what's with the evil spirits?!

In the lines of pain and tragedy, who can deny the gray past? In the paradox of time and logic, who has stolen the power? The game of chess, with its changing hands, guides all the dramas; the world is shrouded in the fear called coincidence, countless choices drifting towards the same fate. I wither in eternity, humming softly under the protection of civilization; I tell a colossal lie, causing the blood of the gods to fall from the sky to the sea. The Key of God, the Herrscher, the Stigmata, the Honkai… “The so-called gifts are all secretly priced, Otto Apocalypse.” “You’re right, but my creditor… will not appear.” P.S.: The synopsis is just a pretense of seriousness. This book is also known as *Kaslana: N Green Houses*, *Sirin, I’m Your Dad*, *Granddaughters Are for Being Scammed*, and *The Former Civilization Auntie Suppresses Me*…