The tallest tower in Nurmengard

This is a forbidden area for wizards throughout Austria and even the world.

At that moment, the cry of a baby with sunset-colored hair shattered the long-lost peace!

Grindelwald: Her bright smile will always inspire those who walk with her and light the way for the rest of my life.

A certain White Demon King: This little girl's childlike innocence and vitality are like fireworks in the night sky.

A diary entry: He is my salvation, my hope, the person who changed my life.

"Things you believed in during your childhood and the stories you experienced will become irreplaceable treasures."

"I believe that language has its own unique power, and there is nothing that cannot be solved by speaking it out!" said Xiaogong.

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

There's a legend circulating around Hogwarts: Miss Lacus's first cry gave birth to the Dementors; Miss Lacus's first nightmare gave birth to the Obscurus; Miss Lacus's first fear gave birth to the Boggart; Miss Lacus's first laugh gave birth to Peeves; and Miss Lacus's light side became Voldemort! "Hogwarts, that's all a lie!" Miss Lacus protests. "Your light has no dark, heavy secrets, only light and bright!" (A playful Hogwarts fanfiction, featuring many meme elements and some Hogwarts Legacy content. The protagonist is a lone wolf, not for women.)

[Gender-Changing Cookie] [Multi-Purpose Tent] [Bamboo Dragonfly] [Adaptation Lamp] Lynn's four-dimensional garbage bag always manages to unearth many magical secret items, even if they're just a bunch of old stuff, they still bring help and joy. The helpful Lynn arrives at Privet Drive and encounters Harry Potter, who is struggling. To help him ease the strained relationship with his aunt and uncle, he gives Harry a magical cookie that completely changes his life. And when Lynn arrives at the magical Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, what changes will he bring to the magical world? Welcome to—Harry Potter and her best friend Lynn's Hogwarts daily life; Severus Snape's new life after shaving his greasy hair; Voldemort realizing he may have misjudged the object of his prophecy...

At first, Aiden Winchester thought he had simply been transported to another world filled with malevolent spirits. However, an acceptance letter from Hogwarts changed his life as a witch hunter. He never imagined that he, who had always only hunted witches, would be accepted into a wizarding school. Witch hunter? Wizard? These two identities didn't conflict at all. Aiden, twirling his Kurdish demon-slaying blade, stood at the entrance to the Slytherin common room. Since dark wizards all came from Slytherin, why not start there! This book is also known as: *Three Sentences That Made the Headmaster Pay Me Ten Thousand Galleons*, *I Really Didn't Want to Be a Wizard*, and *Exorcising Voldemort Is Also Exorcism*.

"Don't go out after dark. There have been a lot of fake people showing up in the city lately," my brother—the infamous Rainy Night Butcher—warned with a serious expression.

"Your brother's right," Mom—the Original Fake Person—nodded with concern.

"Bro, can you pick me up after school? I’m a little scared." My little sister blinked at him. But in truth, she was an A-Rank Hero from the Hero Association.

"Your brother’s just recovered from a serious illness. Let him rest at home, I’ll go get you." My older sister, the Captain of the Night Watch from the Special Operations Bureau, took on the task.

Qiao Qingshan, who knew all his family’s identities, said nothing—he just kept fiddling with his phone.

And so, my peaceful daily life began...

"Due to the recent outbreak of fake person incidents, we interrupt this program to bring you an emergency notice from the Special Operations Bureau."

1. Fake people often take over the bodies of those who’ve just recovered from serious illnesses by using a technique called 'soul possession.' If someone who has just recovered begins acting strangely, pay close attention.

2. There are no such things as 'transmigrators' in this world. Anyone claiming to be a 'transmigrator' can be immediately classified as a fake person.

3. Fake people who claim to be 'transmigrators' are considered extremely dangerous. Do not trust any information they provide, including but not limited to emotional expressions, identity claims, or cries for help.

Faced with the suspicious looks from his family, Qiao Qingshan could only sigh.

Alright then... so much for my peaceful daily life.