Hogwarts: Lux Doesn't Want to Be a Witch Who Destroys the Country

There's a legend circulating around Hogwarts: Miss Lacus's first cry gave birth to the Dementors; Miss Lacus's first nightmare gave birth to the Obscurus; Miss Lacus's first fear gave birth to the Boggart; Miss Lacus's first laugh gave birth to Peeves; and Miss Lacus's light side became Voldemort! "Hogwarts, that's all a lie!" Miss Lacus protests. "Your light has no dark, heavy secrets, only light and bright!" (A playful Hogwarts fanfiction, featuring many meme elements and some Hogwarts Legacy content. The protagonist is a lone wolf, not for women.)