There's a legend circulating around Hogwarts: Miss Lacus's first cry gave birth to the Dementors; Miss Lacus's first nightmare gave birth to the Obscurus; Miss Lacus's first fear gave birth to the Boggart; Miss Lacus's first laugh gave birth to Peeves; and Miss Lacus's light side became Voldemort! "Hogwarts, that's all a lie!" Miss Lacus protests. "Your light has no dark, heavy secrets, only light and bright!" (A playful Hogwarts fanfiction, featuring many meme elements and some Hogwarts Legacy content. The protagonist is a lone wolf, not for women.)

Joel Hemis always thought of himself as an ordinary druid. Until he was eleven, when he received a letter delivered by an owl—and from that moment on, he became a proud little magical owl. ...That school year, the Forbidden Forest welcomed a Patronus. By the time all the teachers and students of Hogwarts realized what was happening, they were already surrounded by the Forbidden Forest! Until one day, the mysterious man came knocking—Joel: "Sorry, I just want to plant trees in peace and quiet, I don't want to fight!"... [P.S.: This is a lighthearted story about going to school and happily planting trees...No need to have read the original books.]

[Gender-Changing Cookie] [Multi-Purpose Tent] [Bamboo Dragonfly] [Adaptation Lamp] Lynn's four-dimensional garbage bag always manages to unearth many magical secret items, even if they're just a bunch of old stuff, they still bring help and joy. The helpful Lynn arrives at Privet Drive and encounters Harry Potter, who is struggling. To help him ease the strained relationship with his aunt and uncle, he gives Harry a magical cookie that completely changes his life. And when Lynn arrives at the magical Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, what changes will he bring to the magical world? Welcome to—Harry Potter and her best friend Lynn's Hogwarts daily life; Severus Snape's new life after shaving his greasy hair; Voldemort realizing he may have misjudged the object of his prophecy...

At first, Aiden Winchester thought he had simply been transported to another world filled with malevolent spirits. However, an acceptance letter from Hogwarts changed his life as a witch hunter. He never imagined that he, who had always only hunted witches, would be accepted into a wizarding school. Witch hunter? Wizard? These two identities didn't conflict at all. Aiden, twirling his Kurdish demon-slaying blade, stood at the entrance to the Slytherin common room. Since dark wizards all came from Slytherin, why not start there! This book is also known as: *Three Sentences That Made the Headmaster Pay Me Ten Thousand Galleons*, *I Really Didn't Want to Be a Wizard*, and *Exorcising Voldemort Is Also Exorcism*.

In his previous life, Harry defeated Voldemort, protected the wizarding world, protected Hogwarts, and became a great wizard like Dumbledore. After a long time, when he was about to leave, he thought of the blond boy. What will happen to them after their rebirth? Harry's life will also change, and his relationship with Professor Snape will also be unusual.

Edward traveled through time again and came to a mysterious world.

From then on, there was a stranger here who could travel between the two worlds regularly.

So, what will he bring to both worlds?

ps1: This book is a traditional fan work and will not completely abandon the original characters to tell the story. The heroine is Miss Justice, and she may join the Queen later on.

ps2: The path of the protagonist of this book is semi-original. He takes the path of [Apprentice] in the early stage and starts to change in the middle stage.

ps3: The protagonist is basically invincible in the same level, but he can't kill high-sequence enemies.

As a time traveler, Agares decided to stay away from Hogwarts after graduating, fearing he'd be caught up in the dangerous situation. However, his thoughts changed after he struck a deal with Arceus, the Pokémon God. Chosen by Arceus as a Pokémon ambassador, Agares decided to start promoting Pokémon among the more receptive wizarding community. Five years after graduation, Agares returned to the magic school, this time as a professor.

"Don't go out after dark. There have been a lot of fake people showing up in the city lately," my brother—the infamous Rainy Night Butcher—warned with a serious expression.

"Your brother's right," Mom—the Original Fake Person—nodded with concern.

"Bro, can you pick me up after school? I’m a little scared." My little sister blinked at him. But in truth, she was an A-Rank Hero from the Hero Association.

"Your brother’s just recovered from a serious illness. Let him rest at home, I’ll go get you." My older sister, the Captain of the Night Watch from the Special Operations Bureau, took on the task.

Qiao Qingshan, who knew all his family’s identities, said nothing—he just kept fiddling with his phone.

And so, my peaceful daily life began...

"Due to the recent outbreak of fake person incidents, we interrupt this program to bring you an emergency notice from the Special Operations Bureau."

1. Fake people often take over the bodies of those who’ve just recovered from serious illnesses by using a technique called 'soul possession.' If someone who has just recovered begins acting strangely, pay close attention.

2. There are no such things as 'transmigrators' in this world. Anyone claiming to be a 'transmigrator' can be immediately classified as a fake person.

3. Fake people who claim to be 'transmigrators' are considered extremely dangerous. Do not trust any information they provide, including but not limited to emotional expressions, identity claims, or cries for help.

Faced with the suspicious looks from his family, Qiao Qingshan could only sigh.

Alright then... so much for my peaceful daily life.

Leonard, an earthling, travels to Hogwarts and awakens the powers of the Seven Gods of Teyvat (wind/rock/thunder/grass/water/fire/ice), but he needs to gradually unlock them through the sacred relics of Hogwarts' underground leylines - the statue of the God of Wind in the Astronomy Tower, the statue of the King of Rock in the Chamber of Secrets, the Fountain of Wisdom in the Forbidden Forest... Each sacred relic contains a thousand-year contract between the ancient elemental wizards and Hogwarts.

As Hermione Granger's distant cousin, his wandless levitation and rock-lance combat astonished the wizarding world. Hermione, with her photographic memory, translated these powers into learnable "elemental spells," becoming his sole theoretical partner. From using wind to generate bay leaves in Potions class, to using a rock shield to block the basilisk's petrifying gaze in the Chamber of Secrets, to using lightning to split the Dementor's black mist in Azkaban, the two redefine the possibilities of magic through the complementary "wisdom and power" of the original novels.

As the power of the Seven Gods is gradually released, Leonard discovers that Voldemort's Horcrux is actually a "crystallization of abyssal energy", which can only be destroyed by the corresponding power of God's Eye - the Rock King's Spear shatters the golden cup, Wuxiang cuts off the diary with a single blow, and the Echo of Green purifies the poisonous fog... and Hermione pieces together a bigger truth from the family genealogy and "A History of Magic": the gargoyles and leyline obelisks of Hogwarts, and even the entire magical world, are all in line with the elemental laws of Teyvat.

When the final battle came, the shadows of the Seven Gods appeared over Hogwarts. The Wind God swept away the Death Eaters, the Rock God held up the city shield, and the Thunder God cut off the dark magic... Leonard and Hermione stood in the center of the seven-pointed star, weaving the fate of the two worlds with the resonance of elements - it turned out that as early as a thousand years ago, the authority of the Seven Gods had laid the foundation for the protection of the world.