Psychologist Su Yu found himself becoming a "ghost" in the Naruto world.

An immortal, yet indestructible, Impure World Reincarnation that cannot fight, cannot be perceived, and even has no sense of taste.

His only obsession is to truly come back alive.

"Ding, strong emotional distortion detected, rescue mission initiated."

【Mission 1: Uchiha's Twilight】

Clue 1: Appease your best friend Uchiha Kagami and obtain the "Mangekyo of Trust".

Clue 2: Stop Danzo's "root of genocide" plan.

Clue 3: Give young Fugaku a psychology lesson called "Love and Peace."

Mission 2: The Three Ninjas' Crossroads

Challenge: Enlighten Orochimaru, who is obsessed with immortality, and make him understand the meaning of "living".

Challenge: Cure Tsunade's hemophobia caused by the death of her lover and brother.

Challenge: Tell the confused Jiraiya that there is more than one choice for the "Child of Prophecy".

In order to get the reward of real taste, Su Yu began his journey of redemption through "mouth persuasion".

He saved Kushina, but made Minato wary of him; he stopped Obito from turning evil, but made Rin develop feelings for him that went beyond friendship; he changed the tragedies of countless people, but found that Nagato's Reincarnation Technique might never be activated.

He healed the entire ninja world, but was getting further and further away from his goal of "resurrection".

When Black Zetsu regards him as his greatest enemy, and when the whole world is searching for the true identity of this "Eternal Sage".

Su Yu sat on the Hokage Rock, looking at the ramen exchange voucher in his hand with distress.

"I saved everyone, who will save me?"

Abstract + magical change + character collapse + original fans should not take it too seriously...

A live question-and-answer system has thrown the entire ninja world into a panic!

However, my own system actually killed the question-and-answer system? !

Live broadcast... Fantasy... Manifestation...

Countless devil fruits have arrived, and the style of the ninja world has been completely distorted!

With the system in hand, Hirofumi Ito directly changed the ninja world!

After eating the Sand-Sand Fruit, Gaara became the real Emperor of the Desert!

Hoshigaki Kisame is working hard to learn Fish-Man Karate!

Uchiha Obito is searching the world for the Yomiuri Fruit, just to connect to Yomiuri and see Rin!

The third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen is even more eager for the animal-type devil fruit mythical beast! Monkey God form!

The Fourth Raikage ate the Thunder Fruit and turned into the God of Thunder!

After eating the rubber fruit, Uzumaki Naruto directly transformed into Nika!

Hirofumi Ito brought a different audio-visual feast to the entire ninja world.

“Hahahaha…Otsutsuki?! How many times can an Otsutsuki withstand this harassment?!”

Reorganize the style of Ninja World! It is our duty!!!

After Luo Chen binds the system, the live broadcast can be put into Teyvat.

The beginning gives a comprehensive review of the characters’ seriousness and irregularity.

Review Lumine!

Nahida: “Knight of honor, friend of the immortals, the first sage… the traveler is really awesome!”

Fu Fu: “Speaking ill of the God of Wind, cheating on the God of Rock, and fighting with the God of Thunder? Death penalty!”

Paimon: “Kamizato Ayaka’s dog? Hehe, Lumine is so arrogant!”

Lumine: “Hey, don’t associate CV with me!”

Review Barbara!

Jean: “The real king who can break the curse in the flesh? This…”

Barbara: “That’s right, studying medicine can’t save Mondstadt! Try my ak!”

Comments on Keqing and Ganyu!

Keqing: “I’m not a beef jerky master, I’m not a civil engineer, and I’m not even a cat! (Crazy)”

Gan Yu: “Everyone in Teyvat knows, it’s over…”

The people who were commented were trembling, and everyone was in danger for a while~

And when he started commenting on the gods of various countries, Teyvat suddenly became a sensation~

[System + Infinite Stream] Existing worlds: Teyvat, Star Iron, Fate, Demon Slayer

"Actually, I am also from Liyue. Do you believe it?"

"Nonsense! You are a pure Xumi person, and the wanted poster of the Ministry of Education clearly states that! And you even broke into the Jingshan Palace! Don't explain!"

"This is all a misunderstanding!"

A lazy person who accidentally entered Teyvat with an unreliable golden finger, his future has long been unclear.

Your talent seems pretty good, can you lend it to me?

Your skill is quite cool, can you lend it to me?

What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine!

What? Random?

What should I play then? Play the market?

Upon entering Hogwarts, Andre discovered that his spells possessed their own independent thought. When practicing the Glowing Charm, it disapproved of Andre's weak magic, roaring, "At the end of the path to immortality, who reigns supreme? A glimpse of glowing light, and all is vanity!"—That very night, a divine light pierced the Forbidden Forest, alarming the entire Ministry of Magic. When practicing the Ironclad Charm, it scorned Andre's poor defense, working through the night to comprehend, "Crimson Spear, Immortal Shield, slaying all Celestial Kings and annihilating the Nine Heavens!"—The next day, Voldemort's Killing Curse struck it, leaving not even a mark. Andre trembled, staring at his wand still frantically chanting "Involution, Cultivation, and the Evolution of the Imperial Scripture." "Headmaster, before I learn Avada Kedavra, is it too late to expel me?" "That thing says it's going to sacrifice the entire wizarding world for its ascension!"

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

Traveling through the world of Teyvat, Su Han obtains the Wanjie Comics System. As long as he sells comics, he can get rewards...

Su Han: Ahem... Girl, I swear to God, I am just a comic seller...

Yae Shenzi: I don't care, you should update Fox Spirit Matchmaker soon! ! Also, save our Inazuma...

Qin: Excuse me, is there really a treasure in this world? I want to be the King of Daimo! ! ! Save Mondstadt and Fire and Water

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Su Han, do you want a wife? Please update Under One Person... I will give you a wife

Nasida: Woo woo woo... Comics are the only entertainment for entertainment, Boss Su, please update it soon...

Funina: Will I also protect my own knight? Mr. Su Han...

"No, bro, am I being cunning? My Flying Thunder God Slash has a pre-swing, so it requires some skill. Hard Vortex Water Blade has low damage...

By the way, my Four Red Yang Formation with the Multiplication Detonating Talisman has high prerequisites and is not practical."

"What? Sharingan? You can see everything? Can you react to Flying Thunder God? Bro!!"

"You said your Rinnegan absorbs all ninjutsu? Who told you I was using ninjutsu?"

The white-haired, spiky-haired man with red eyes stood on the Hokage Rock, overlooking everything in Konoha.

"Third-generation master, you, the Fourth-generation master, the Second-generation master, and the First-generation master have all taken the wrong path. How much money can you earn fighting as a ninja?"

Not black Sarutobi + no system micro-cheat + Naruto stalk + black belly

[Anime Crossover] [2D] [Not a Single Heroine] [Infinite Flow] [Invincible, Slice of Life] [Slow Burn]

An inventory system is introduced at the start of the game.

An Xue: "What? You want to do me?"

"Let me ask about the anime-themed cookies in my hand first!"

"Red Eyes! Charge!"

Chitong: "...?"

"Esdeath! Bronya? Mebius?!"

"Go!?"

......

"Looks like I'll have to do it myself..." (sighs)

"Heaven, in motion all things!"

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This book is a slow burn with a slice-of-life focus—you'll only get bored if you read it from beginning to end!

If you only read the first three chapters, you might as well play some poker with your buddies.

Confirmed worlds: [Main World Without Collapse (Merged World)] → [Akame ga Kill!] → [Main World] → [Kaguya-sama: Love Is War] → [Main World] → [Sophie] → [Main World] → [Spider Girl]