Transmigrating into Douluo Continent, awakening the Bodhi Tree martial soul, comprehending the Dao and questioning one's heart, gaining heaven-defying assistance. Also bound to a god-level affix system, but why are these affixes all a bit off? Charm-related affixes: 【Loli Attack】【Mature Woman Killer…】 Five similar charm-related affixes combine to form a gold affix: 【The Common Dream of Eternal Fairies】 Lu Xian: Buhao! Bodhi Tree martial soul plus charm affix, I've become a succubus? Luckily I have combat-related affixes to protect me, otherwise the consequences are unimaginable! Wait… is this combat-related affix a legitimate combat affix? 【Just a fluke】【Here, I've always been here】【Because I was afraid of pain, I maxed out defense】【Welcome my lion's fangs】【Just a little hardship】【I've become a Daoist】【I thought it was a speed bump】【Grab it in one go, refine it instantly】【XX, XX, put your strength…

"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"

Lan Si, who was sent flying by the Supreme Hundred-Ton King to save someone, embarked on a journey across alternate worlds. However, he discovered that he was the only one who had transmigrated into a dragon, earning the new name Acharion Verminax Pantocratol and joining a happy family of quasi-DND true dragons. Then, in this snowy land where animals had vanished, plants had frozen, and only the endless silence and cold remained, practically a forbidden zone for life, he had to live a miserable life, eating dirt every day.

But the other Lan Si had transmigrated into beautiful girls! Their plight seemed no better than his. Lan Si, who had transmigrated into Ying, was sealed away by the law of nature, but she woke up within it... Lan Si, who had transmigrated into Altria, was destined to become the doomed King of Britain. It seemed that no matter what she did, the future was unchangeable. Lan Si, who had transmigrated into a beautiful white-haired, red-eyed undead girl, was imprisoned in the Undead Asylum, with no one to give her the key? She was going to be imprisoned like this until the world was destroyed...

None of this mattered. Acharion Wilminax Pantocratol Lansi believed that with his own strength, he and the other Lansi could all live happily ever after, sleeping together in the same bed! !

"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!

Special Note: This book has already reached 600,000 words, so there's no need to worry about it being abandoned. The confirmed worlds it will involve are *One Piece*, *Battle Through the Heavens*, *Naruto*, *Hunter x Hunter*, and *Berserk*. Other worlds are yet to be determined. The beginning is a bit slow-paced, and all the main characters are the protagonist's fathers.

What to do when you're out at sea without a ship? Allen: "Steal someone else's." What to do when there's no one on board? Allen: "Dig someone else's." What to do when there are people but no supplies? Allen: "Rob a warship." Treasure, famous swords, Devil Fruits, where do the women come from? Allen: "Brothers, look! There's a transport ship that's practically floating on air, it has everything!"... Transmigrating to the world of One Piece, relying on Baki's cheat abilities to rise to power in the East Blue, starting with just his fists, he steals everything—people and ships. My name is Allen, and I advocate for freedom. (A million-word completed high-quality One Piece fanfiction is already available; readers are welcome to jump in and get crazy!)