Special Note: This book has already reached 600,000 words, so there's no need to worry about it being abandoned. The confirmed worlds it will involve are *One Piece*, *Battle Through the Heavens*, *Naruto*, *Hunter x Hunter*, and *Berserk*. Other worlds are yet to be determined. The beginning is a bit slow-paced, and all the main characters are the protagonist's fathers.
"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"
"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."
"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."
As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.
What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?
No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!
What to do when you're out at sea without a ship? Allen: "Steal someone else's." What to do when there's no one on board? Allen: "Dig someone else's." What to do when there are people but no supplies? Allen: "Rob a warship." Treasure, famous swords, Devil Fruits, where do the women come from? Allen: "Brothers, look! There's a transport ship that's practically floating on air, it has everything!"... Transmigrating to the world of One Piece, relying on Baki's cheat abilities to rise to power in the East Blue, starting with just his fists, he steals everything—people and ships. My name is Allen, and I advocate for freedom. (A million-word completed high-quality One Piece fanfiction is already available; readers are welcome to jump in and get crazy!)