Multiple female protagonists + historical battles + time travel and Mount & Blade + gacha system + comedic generals

Jiang Yu, a modern-day couch potato, wakes up to find himself in a medieval village.

He was attacked by bandits who massacred his village at the start of the game. He initially tried to hide in a cesspool to save his life, but unexpectedly activated the [Overlord System].

As a result, my hand slipped and I put all my skill points into [Polearm Mastery].

Thus, the most outrageous "God of War" in history was born—wielding a pitchfork, crying as he killed, his movements fluid and graceful, his expression utterly cowardly!

"Don't come any closer! When I go crazy, even I'm afraid of myself!"

"System, you call this a cheat code? This is a crippled system!" (His hands tremble like he has Parkinson's when he holds any weapon except for polearms.)

However, this is just the beginning...

The summoning function was enabled, but the summons yielded only bizarre generals: Pan Feng, the peerless general; Mi Heng, the king of empty talk; Xing Daorong, the post-2000s general...

Even more absurdly, the way the girls in this world look at him is strange—cold and aloof older women, tsundere knights, and yandere doctors.

And so, Jiang Yu, leading a group of eccentric generals and a problematic female protagonist, began his unconventional path to supremacy—

Others fight battles with strategy, he fights with unconventional tactics!

Others recruit famous generals with charm, he recruits them with... unlimited food!

Others build nations with iron-fisted methods, but he builds his nation with... a battlefield of heroines?

"System, are you sure you didn't give me the wrong script?"

Standing on the deck of the Hyperion, Luo Miao put down her mop and bucket, looking at the enemies above. A slight smile appeared on her lips. "Sorry, the deck was just cleaned." She then gripped the Heavenly Strike Mirror in one hand, pointing it at the enemy. With the other hand, she tucked the Original Codex from her back into her pocket. Behind her, illusory portals appeared, within which the Realm of Truth slowly emerged. "This is the moment to reverse all phenomena—!!!"

Mom and Dad aren't home. I'm all alone. Lonely and passionate. Suddenly, I get a crossover anime chat group where I can chat with anime girls. But why did it turn out like this? Homura Akemi: No! Absolutely not! I will never fight you again in this life! Skill activated! [Rebellion of the Little Toe] Everyone present will twist their little toe, so painful that they can't move. Madoka Kaname: Ability activated! [I am your father!] The target must call the caster "father" and automatically hand over their money! Kazuma: I've had enough. I can't move for three minutes, two minutes and fifty-nine seconds of the battle! Take this! [Shared Underpants Curse!] Everyone present will instantly feel their underwear tighten, causing them to lose their ability to move. Ken Kaneki: YA☆DA☆ZE! Ability activated! [Encirclement of Allies!] Launches an ally to cause a powerful attack! Leng Chang: ? RNM! All of you stop! Ah! Why am I glowing?! Damn it!

In the Galar region, Bea, the Fighting-type Gym Leader of the Ancient Town, possesses Machamp; her four arms can deliver 1000 punches in two seconds. In the Kalos region, Champion Diantha's Gardevoir can distort space with psychic powers to create black holes. In the Kanto region, Sabrina, the Saffron Gym Leader, can single-handedly seal off an entire city with her psychic abilities, making her stronger than most Psychic-type Pokémon. Pikachu: Why are you telling me all this? Ash: These future opponents will be your responsibility, partner. Pikachu: But I'm just a random electric mouse you see everywhere on the street! Ash: Let's start with the weaker ones. Ash: On the left is Gyarados, 6.5 meters long and weighing 2.5 tons. Ash: On the right is Onix, 8.8 meters long and weighing 30 tons. Ash: Have confidence in yourself, partner. Pikachu: =_= God's data panel and miscellaneous thoughts

Wang Jie, who had just been reborn, was completely bewildered to find that he had actually won the NBA championship. Although he won it as a benchwarmer, it was still a championship! When the system distributed the championship rewards, the five consecutive ultimate skills that could boost his and his teammates' attributes by 20% made him think, "The championship is really awesome!"

Chihaya Himegami couldn't understand why her mother insisted she attend this meritocratic school and even brought her a maid. What puzzled her even more was why her admission documents listed her gender as female! And what baffled her most was why girls still wanted to date her even though she was dressed as a woman! Hayasaka: That being said, Onee-sama, the head of the family didn't ask you to have a harem here.

What to do when you're out at sea without a ship? Allen: "Steal someone else's." What to do when there's no one on board? Allen: "Dig someone else's." What to do when there are people but no supplies? Allen: "Rob a warship." Treasure, famous swords, Devil Fruits, where do the women come from? Allen: "Brothers, look! There's a transport ship that's practically floating on air, it has everything!"... Transmigrating to the world of One Piece, relying on Baki's cheat abilities to rise to power in the East Blue, starting with just his fists, he steals everything—people and ships. My name is Allen, and I advocate for freedom. (A million-word completed high-quality One Piece fanfiction is already available; readers are welcome to jump in and get crazy!)

Fanfiction: Douluo Continent

• Story style: Unconventional, lighthearted and humorous, dark and cunning

• Main character elements: System-based, Transmigrator, Multiple female leads, Intelligent.

• Worldview Setting: Hegemony, Technological Advancement, and Enlightenment

I woke up to find myself as Huo Yuhao from Douluo Continent 2, a character with a tragic start, and inhabited by Tianmeng and Elder Yi. Faced with Bei Bei and Tang Ya's enthusiastic invitation to join the Tang Sect, I, familiar with the original story, immediately refused—what a joke! Who wants to be the son-in-law of a scheming, unjustly plotted against for millennia?

[Ding! Refuse fate's arrangement! The Multiverse Sign-in System is activated! Newbie quest: Sign in at Shrek Academy!]

From then on, the tone completely shifted. Shrek Academy wanted to use the title of "core disciple" to bind me? I'll just pull out the "Flawless Meditation Technique" rewarded by the system, its efficiency will crush your Xuan Tian Gong! Knowing that the inspection team is going to suffer, I'll simply switch to spectator mode, focusing on "respecting the fate of others."

I infiltrated the Body Sect, using modern thinking to subdue a group of brutes and rise to become its leader; I took control of the Holy Spirit Cult, treating evil soul masters as mere laborers. When the God King Tang San cast his gaze upon me, I had already integrated the two major forces, my military might pointing directly at the continent.

Tang San, it's time to change the chess player on this continent. Your Shrek Academy is too hypocritical; your theocracy needs to be overthrown! And I, President Huo, will establish a new order in this world, and incidentally, save those heartbroken beauties—only children make choices, I want them all!

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, he becomes Tsunade's subordinate, but the system's mission demands he become the strongest medical ninja in the ninja world. Thus, Hoshigen Chisaku declares: "I am the man who will become the strongest medical ninja!" Years later, Hoshigen Chisaku questions: "What? Becoming Tsunade's man doesn't count as completing the mission?"... Disclaimer: Single female lead Tsunade, pregnancy expected~~

During freshman military training, Ye Zhi Qiu was enjoying the air conditioning and eating watermelon in his dorm, admiring the military posture of his juniors. However, the campus beauty suddenly asked me to take her around the campus.

Campus beauty: I just randomly asked a senior to show me around campus.

Ye Zhi Qiu: Junior, I have a girlfriend.

School beauty: Yes, that person is me.