[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

Natsukawa Sousuke unexpectedly transmigrates to Sakurajima, hoping for a peaceful life of joining clubs and enjoying his youth. However, fate has other plans; without inheriting any of his memories, he only has enough money to live on for a month. Fortunately, every cloud has a silver lining. Just as he was considering whether to try his luck at a convenience store part-time job...

[Ding, strong emotional need detected. System module activated. Would you like to exchange for an admission letter to Tokyo Advanced Education Center? Cost: 20 million yen. Deadline: Before graduation.] Based on the principle that "working is absolutely out of the question," Natsukawa Sosuke decides to seize what may be his only chance in this life. Fortunately, the system can also provide some small assistance:

[Ding! You have gained mastery of basic programming. Cost: Write a program that can run with more than 3,000 lines of valid code. Duration: One month]

Honami: Sosuke, is this data what you're so confident about? Don't disappoint me.

[Ding! You have achieved mastery of basic subjects. Cost: More than 4 hours of effective reading and study time per day. Duration: One month.]

Hiyori: Sosuke really loves reading. I see you at the library every day.

[Ding! You have acquired basic fighting skills. Cost: Seven effective sparring matches. Duration: One week]

Sosuke Natsukawa: Come on, Ayanokouji. Face me head-on. Ayanokouji: ?

Synopsis 1: "Next up, Xiao Qian!" "Battle Qi, nine...nine-nine-nine eighty-one levels?!" -------- Synopsis 2: "Xiao Qian, your exes have each built their own factions in the Great Thousand Worlds." "That's good, they should have their own lives and pursuits... So, what factions are they?" "Ni Gan City, Wei Gan Palace, the Qiankun Ruler Alliance." "You're really targeting me, aren't you?" Xiao Qian was speechless. -------- PS: Battle Through the Heavens and Martial Arts: Closed-loop plot, one million chapters in reserve, no bad endings. -------- PPS: Two excellent older books already written, experienced author of romance novels, completed with integrity.

【Honkai Impact 3 x Yandere】Each story is a short, independent narrative of over 10,000 words, allowing you to experience profound emotional stimulation even in short bursts of free time.

When moonlight is bound by chains, when the oath of Judah is stained with the crimson of possessiveness—

These are the Valkyries' obsessive love letters. Kiana's Sky City is blanketed in snow that never ceases, each ice crystal etched with the words "Only look at me"; Mei's katana severs all bonds that come close to you, the blade reflecting her tearful yet crazed eyes; Bronya's data torrent imprisons you in a binary cage, the code looping the command "Private Property".

Himeko's cigar burned out, the last inch of restraint gone, and the liquor mixed with her command hit your collarbone: "Dare to step out of this dormitory and see what happens?" Fu Hua's Crimson Wings swept past your neck, and the protection of a thousand years finally twisted into the ancient precept: "You can only belong to me."

There is no redemption here, only a cage woven with their tenderness. When the Valkyries' love transcends the threshold of reason, are you the prey, or the only god they are willing to burn everything to protect?

Open this collection and witness the most insane forbidden aesthetics under a collapsed worldview—love to the extreme is a depravity that even the world can be sacrificed.

"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!

Cheng Li woke up to find himself transported to a courtyard house world, having activated a narration modification system. Modifying narration earns him plot points, which can be used for lotteries and skill point allocation. Thus, Cheng Li began his various operations in the courtyard house, and his arrival threw the entire plot into chaos! Initially: "[Tonight, when no one was watching, Liu Guangqi left a letter and left the courtyard house with his wife!]" After seeing the information on the screen, Cheng Li pondered for a moment and changed the word "没" (méi, meaning "not") to "所" (suǒ, meaning "where"). "[Tonight, Liu...]"

"That year, I saw the students of Class B slumped in their chairs, sobbing uncontrollably. That scene is unforgettable. At that moment, I thought, if I could become the class president of Class B, I would lead Class B to victory!" "So, Ichinose, let me be the class president of Class B." "No, Uesugi-kun, you're too radical." "Ichinose, you'll regret this!" "Uesugi, I am the class president of Class B." *Slap!*... "Hmph, naive Ichinose, do you think I can't do anything if you don't agree? Shibata, notify Kanzaki to prepare to close the net!" "Uh, um, Uesugi—" "Shut up, Shibata, this time we must act quickly. Before Ichinose can react, expel them from school. I want to see who can stop me this time." After a while, "The wind on the rooftop is so strong..." "Uesugi, come down quickly, I will never reveal your plans to Ichinose again." "You write it down!!"

A distrustful emergency call led Ling Ke, who had transmigrated to the eve of the Third Great Collapse, to be used as a guinea pig for several years, suffering immense torment. Meanwhile, the Crimson Phoenix had already "transcended to the mortal realm," Kiana was in Anti-Entropy, Mei was in World Serpent, Bronya had long since reunited with Seele… and Ling Ke had become the Herrscher of Domination for thousands. "From this moment on, I will complete my revenge in this world!" The transmigrator from the Celestial Empire, already completely corrupted, revealed a terrifying, sinister grin. PS: A warning before reading: This is not a happy story.

A boy who became confused and aimless for some reason...

After being reincarnated, he inherited that person's ideals, which became his driving force...

He thought that this would allow him to forge a different path, but just like the person he inherited, he ended up on the same road.

But in the end, with 'his' help, she escaped her destined endless cycle of working odd jobs.

Thus he arrived in a world similar to but different from his previous one, where perhaps he could find a different meaning of survival?

[Mainly Magical Girl Illya. Interspersed with FSN flashbacks. Occasionally helps out in FGO. The first few chapters are slightly abstract.]

Chu Yuanqing swore that as a former savior, he never imagined he would one day transform into a magical girl and participate in an idol audition program because he wanted to leave his daughter an inheritance before he died. But it didn't matter; no matter how embarrassing it was, as long as he wasn't discovered, it could be pretended never happened! But who could tell him why his obedient and sensible daughter was also participating in the audition? Looking at his daughter who called him "sister" every day and bluntly said, "I'm your fan," the middle-aged office worker felt utterly devastated. Damn it, he really didn't want to compete with his daughter for a debut spot! And clearly, [human nature]...