What does it mean to be meticulously planned? What does it mean to have countless schemes? This real estate agent is just a college graduate who, by some twist of fate, ended up in the world of a practical education school. Am I, a college graduate, really inferior to you bunch of little high school students? I can certainly manipulate people's hearts a little! But Ryuen Shoko, let me explain first. I really didn't flirt with girls from other classes; it was all part of the plan, for the plan!

Hikigaya came to the strength-first classroom. Because of his sister's request, he had to make ten friends before graduation.

For this slightly more difficult requirement, Hikigaya decisively chose the lying-flat approach.

"Air friends are also friends. Well, Komachi should be able to understand me."

However, three years have passed.

Horikita Suzune, Sakayanagi Arisu, Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, Kushida Kikyo, Karuizawa Megumi, Ryuen Sho, Koenji...

Looking at a group of people of the same sex and opposite sex who were staring at him covetously, Hikigaya fell into deep self-doubt.

Komachi, are these people really my brother's friends?

My name is Lin Mo, and I'm a glorious, woman-dominated husband. My wife is a promising young woman with a promising future. She's gentle, considerate, and incredibly beautiful. I thought I could live happily like this forever.

Until my wife's younger sister, who had just turned eighteen, moved into my house.

After his death, he travels through neon Tokyo and activates the love game system. To extend his life, he must capture girls in the game world. The faster he succeeds, the more life he gets. Who would seriously date someone then? To extend his life, Ryoma Ezaki directly uses his otherworldly strategy! "Ms. Xingge, you don't want your sister Hongxia's band to never perform again, do you?" "Hoshino Ruby, do you want to know the real murderer who killed your mother Hoshino Ai? Then come and make a deal with me." "Senior Mai, since no one can see you, can't I do whatever I want to you?" But after Ryoma Esaki completed the game by any means necessary, he returned to reality, only to find that a new livehouse had opened in Shimokitazawa, B Komachi's concert was being hotly discussed online, and Sakurajima Mai's new drama was being promoted on TV. The system's love game, the style has also become weird. Agatsuma Yuno, Jabami Yumeko, Ryuuguu Rena... Looking at the increasingly biased style of the strategy targets, the increasingly chaotic real world, and the girls who are coming with great momentum, Ryoma Esaki finally panicked a little. System, you are plotting against me!

"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!

Hachiman Hikigaya, who was expelled from Advanced Training School in the second year after a unanimous exam, was taken in by a rich girl after leaving school and trained to pass the college entrance exam. He then happily received a large truck... Hachiman Hikigaya, who isn't exactly a rich kid: "Ouch, that hurts so much, Ryuen!" Ryuen: "Hikigaya is my good brother, you have to pay more." Ichinose: "What's mine is mine, no one can take it away." Ayanokoji: "How did I end up in Class C?" —————— Currently, he has: Ichinose, Shiina Hiyori. Number of students temporarily expelled by Hachiman: Nine.

(Resuming daily updates of 8k-10k+) Crossover anime/manga: Naruto → Akame ga Kill! → Naruto (Type-Moon elements) → Academy City → Naruto → Chainsaw Man → Classroom, Oregairu, Boku no Ichigo → Naruto → Attack on Titan → Ultraman. Satsuki: A world without Menma is meaningless (Mangekyou Sharingan). Naruto: Menma was dragged into darkness by you all. Just kill you all (Tailed Beast Cloak). Tenten: If Menma wants to destroy the world, I will support him. Haku: I will only stand on Menma's side. Ino: (Planning to imprison Menma in the basement) Hyuga Nene, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Chino... Hatake Kakashi, Boa Hancock, Gaara, Uzumaki Nagato... Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Obito... But Menma, who juggles countless relationships and is utterly despicable, has no interest in women. Obsessed like a Gotham Bat, he only has the desire to conquer the world... They are merely my tools... This book is also known as: I, Uzumaki Menma, juggling countless relationships, the Naruto I pushed, the N-part Menma, the Naruto with a cleaver, Menma and his tools, the culprit of the chaos in the ninja world, the flames of fate.