What does it mean to be meticulously planned? What does it mean to have countless schemes? This real estate agent is just a college graduate who, by some twist of fate, ended up in the world of a practical education school. Am I, a college graduate, really inferior to you bunch of little high school students? I can certainly manipulate people's hearts a little! But Ryuen Shoko, let me explain first. I really didn't flirt with girls from other classes; it was all part of the plan, for the plan!
As the fourth child of the Shinomiya family, I began living independently. Every day, I woke up in the dark closet, went to my bed, and took out a dummy, placing it under the bed. Then I checked the blades in the soles of my shoes to see if they were sharp, cleaned the potassium cyanide particles from my waistband, checked the prohibited words on my clothes, and made sure the miniature surveillance devices were working properly. I placed a bayonet in a book, and a submachine gun and bombs in my backpack. Completed, with a smile, I headed towards Soubu High School. As a normal high school student, I greeted a beautiful day. As a normal high school student, aren't the things I have normal?
(Resuming daily updates of 8k-10k+) Crossover anime/manga: Naruto → Akame ga Kill! → Naruto (Type-Moon elements) → Academy City → Naruto → Chainsaw Man → Classroom, Oregairu, Boku no Ichigo → Naruto → Attack on Titan → Ultraman. Satsuki: A world without Menma is meaningless (Mangekyou Sharingan). Naruto: Menma was dragged into darkness by you all. Just kill you all (Tailed Beast Cloak). Tenten: If Menma wants to destroy the world, I will support him. Haku: I will only stand on Menma's side. Ino: (Planning to imprison Menma in the basement) Hyuga Nene, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Chino... Hatake Kakashi, Boa Hancock, Gaara, Uzumaki Nagato... Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Obito... But Menma, who juggles countless relationships and is utterly despicable, has no interest in women. Obsessed like a Gotham Bat, he only has the desire to conquer the world... They are merely my tools... This book is also known as: I, Uzumaki Menma, juggling countless relationships, the Naruto I pushed, the N-part Menma, the Naruto with a cleaver, Menma and his tools, the culprit of the chaos in the ninja world, the flames of fate.
Hachiman Hikigaya, who was expelled from Advanced Training School in the second year after a unanimous exam, was taken in by a rich girl after leaving school and trained to pass the college entrance exam. He then happily received a large truck... Hachiman Hikigaya, who isn't exactly a rich kid: "Ouch, that hurts so much, Ryuen!" Ryuen: "Hikigaya is my good brother, you have to pay more." Ichinose: "What's mine is mine, no one can take it away." Ayanokoji: "How did I end up in Class C?" —————— Currently, he has: Ichinose, Shiina Hiyori. Number of students temporarily expelled by Hachiman: Nine.
Higashino Yuu never imagined that the "cognitive reconstruction" ability he awakened after traveling to Academy City would become the ultimate cheat for building a harem. Saying "You're a little attracted to me" to Misaka Mikoto makes the Railgun's cheeks turn red as ripe apples. Mummifying "You want to understand me" while locking eyes with Shokuhou Misaki makes the Tokiwadai Queen's remote control quietly aim at him. Even a saint like Kanzaki Kaori can blush at the mere suggestion of "Come see me tonight." From Judgment Officer Hatsuharu to ANBU TEM's Mugino, from the mage-minded Index to the one-eyed demon god Othinus... If he so chooses, rewriting the perceptions of girls and making them utterly devoted to him is a matter of thought. Higashino Yuu held his forehead, looking at the group of beautiful girls surrounding him, sighing with both helplessness and excitement, "I told you not to push... Okay, whoever kisses me first, I'll be theirs tonight." This is the story of a man who uses his powers to forcibly conquer every goddess in Academy City, turning his "harem" into a "settings manual"—after all, for him, making beautiful girls fall in love with him is easier than unscrewing a bottle cap. PS: This book is more about daily life, with more peach plots in the later stages. I'm not a fan of meticulous research or rigorous settings, so please don't criticize me if you mind.
After his death, he travels through neon Tokyo and activates the love game system. To extend his life, he must capture girls in the game world. The faster he succeeds, the more life he gets. Who would seriously date someone then? To extend his life, Ryoma Ezaki directly uses his otherworldly strategy! "Ms. Xingge, you don't want your sister Hongxia's band to never perform again, do you?" "Hoshino Ruby, do you want to know the real murderer who killed your mother Hoshino Ai? Then come and make a deal with me." "Senior Mai, since no one can see you, can't I do whatever I want to you?" But after Ryoma Esaki completed the game by any means necessary, he returned to reality, only to find that a new livehouse had opened in Shimokitazawa, B Komachi's concert was being hotly discussed online, and Sakurajima Mai's new drama was being promoted on TV. The system's love game, the style has also become weird. Agatsuma Yuno, Jabami Yumeko, Ryuuguu Rena... Looking at the increasingly biased style of the strategy targets, the increasingly chaotic real world, and the girls who are coming with great momentum, Ryoma Esaki finally panicked a little. System, you are plotting against me!
"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"
"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."
"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."
As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.
What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?
No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!