[The entire court is delighted + everyone is pampering her to the skies + a joyful occasion] She's transmigrated into a book. Luckily, she's got a system that grants her lucrative quest rewards. Unfortunately, it's a rigged system. Which emperor would want to be ridden like a horse, which courtier would want to wear women's clothing, and which prince would want to be spanked? Even more tragically, she's at the very scene of the rebel assassination attempt, about to be thrown out as bait. Yuan Ruan fumed. But what can she do about being a baby? She can just lie down and drink a bowl of Meng Po soup. [Alas, only a cup of tea left before she's thrown out as bait! So frustrating.] Unexpectedly, the emperor dodged a fatal blow. The accompanying general bravely rescued her and presented her to the emperor. Yuan Ruan's eyes lit up: [Good man! I'll never again follow the trend and call you a cuckolded tyrant.] [Huh? Hold on tight! "Bra... Your Majesty almost fell on me."] *Three years later, a rumor spread among the people of the five kingdoms. A majestic young princess appeared in the imperial palace of the Xia Kingdom. Tyrants allowed her to bully them, generals volunteered to be his heirs, and even the princes were beaten by her, yet no one blamed her. Initially, the common people of the five kingdoms treated this as a joke. Until they witnessed the princess painting a minister's left cheek in public. Far from being angry, the minister offered his right cheek to the princess as well. The emperor of Xia even offered a smile, "Who else do you want to paint? I'll capture them for you!" The common people of the five kingdoms responded: !!! The deafened prince responded: !!! Is the Xia Kingdom doomed?! Have the emperor and his courtiers gone mad?!

As soon as I opened my eyes, I had a thrilling caesarean section.

Looking at the younger brothers and younger sisters waiting to be fed in their arms, the skinny second and third younger sisters, and the weak and delicate mother.

Hua Jiujiu decides to stay away from his best relatives and make a fortune.

After breaking off relatives and going out, everyone in the village said:

If there is no food at home, they will starve to death.

Oh, there are several acres of grain in the space, waiting for her to cut.

If the family has no money, they will not be able to survive.

Oh, with one-handed medical skills, the flesh and bones of the living dead, for a place of treatment, the princes and nobles all robbed their heads.

If there is no man in the family, they will be bullied.

Oh, uh, this…

Hua Jiujiu ran to the back hill to break the thatched hut, cornering a certain man.

“Man, marry me!”

I thought I could live a peaceful and beautiful life in the country.

But I didn’t think that one day, this man transformed into a mighty God of War prince who shook the world.

Hua Jiujiu shivered and hid in the corner.

The man pulled her into his arms, his eyes full of pampering.

“Lady, how do you want my husband to serve you at night?”

(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no

[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]

The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.

Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.

Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.

In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.

But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.

The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.

She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.

Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?

She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!

However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!

So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.

Oh no, it’s court.

On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.

[What? The emperor was cheated on?]

[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]

[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]

Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.

The emperor went crazy killing people.

[Double male protagonists, forced love, yandere paranoia, two strong men abusing scumbags, sweet and flirtatious, 1V1 double purity]

In order to eliminate the resentment of evil ghosts, the ghost messenger Shuangyu travels to three thousand small worlds to slap the faces and abuse the scum, but who can tell him why there are crazy people in every world who force love on him?

The boss smiled charmingly and caressed the reddened corners of his eyes in the video: "The crying expression must be more attractive."

His Highness Alpha appears to be sunny and handsome, but he pushes him against the wall at night: "Yu, you are mine!"

The stand-in knocked on Bai Yueguang's door in the middle of the night and cried, "Hold me, I had a nightmare again."

The father of the vampire smiled evilly: "Wolf cub, how does it feel to become the vampire you hate the most?"

The personal guard knelt on one knee with a pious expression: "Master, if you want to take back this kingdom, you have to satisfy this servant."

…

Shuangyu was helpless and annoyed. Who could tell him where all the souls he had extradited after working so hard on the mission had gone? !

King Ashura smiled and beckoned to him: "Yu, are you looking for them? Be good, come into my arms, all their souls are yours!"

[Signed for publication] [Warm Farming + Miracle Doctor + Cute Baby + Double Cleanliness + Doting Wife]

[Little sweet wife + reserved, steady, loyal and affectionate male protagonist]

As soon as Chu Yue opened her eyes, her gambling-addicted father gave her to the Lu family in the mountains as a daughter-in-law.

A dilapidated house that is about to collapse, two young brothers-in-law, and a sickly mother-in-law.

Chu Yue said that as long as the family works together, this will not be a problem.

She was well versed in medical knowledge, digging ginseng, collecting herbs, and picking Ganoderma lucidum. Ever since she joined the family, good fortune began to flourish for the Lu family...

The villagers of Banpo Village opened their mouths in surprise. "Huh? Ever since Chu Yue married Lu Xinghe, their family has been getting more and more prosperous!"

Chu Yue, who made a fortune in silence, happily worshipped a "foodie" master and eventually became a famous doctor in Nanyuan Country.

And a certain affectionate and devoted Prime Minister was currently in the court, thinking about his lovely wife at home...

ps: The word "哩" is used to enrich the background of the story and set the local accent. If you don't like it, you can exit directly. Please don't give a bad review because of this small detail.

The heroine's only memory of her previous life is her medical skills, and her personality will be influenced by the original owner. She can be regarded as an ancient person.

The pitfalls to avoid are clearly written in the introduction. If you don't like it, you can quit directly. I am sensitive and will not accept negative comments on the content that has been avoided.

[Gossip System + Heartfelt Words + Rise from the Ashes]

Chu Liuzheng was reborn into an alternate ancient world. Due to the pressures of life, she entered the palace of the Sheng Kingdom and was unexpectedly bound to a gossip-eating system. She was then transferred by the tyrant to serve as a tea-serving maid in front of the emperor.

Stealing moments of leisure from his busy schedule each day, he never stops gossiping; the entire imperial court and harem are under the system's watchful eye.

Wow! Consort Chun has acquired a new book of erotic illustrations and has been secretly practicing in her palace for three days, planning to surprise the Emperor.

The delicate and soft-bodied Consort Chun Zhaoyi: I'm so embarrassed!

Behind the corrupt official was a string of people, including Lu Jiarui, the Zhejiang Provincial Treasurer, and Shi Zhongzhichen, the Military Commander...

Corrupt officials: Please let us go!

[The princess's husband replaced her own child with his mistress's child, and even tried to kill the princess and her unborn child!]

The princess, who gave her heart to the wrong man: That damn scumbag!

Consort Xin was diagnosed with pregnancy, but the child was her lover's!

Xiao Jingfan, who was cuckolded: Turned her lover into a human pig!

...

One day, Xiao Jingfan suddenly found himself in complete silence.

"Leave the palace? Who gave her permission to leave the palace? Bring her back to me!"

"Fine, I'll go myself!"

"I'm not going back!" Chu Liuzheng stretched out his hand towards the palace gate, carrying his bundle. "I want to go home!"

"Home?" Xiao Jingfan hugged him tightly. "The palace is your home."

Chu Liuzheng: "..."

Unable to defy the imperial decree and have his entire family exterminated, he could only languish and continue to live a life of mediocrity.

She still enjoyed eating melons in the harem.

One bombshell after another was dropped, the previous dynasty was gradually purged, the harem became more peaceful, and the entire prosperous kingdom flourished.

but……

Chu Liuzheng looked disgusted: Why is the tyrant here again today?

Xiao Jingfan secretly pricked up his ears: What juicy gossip is out today?

Gu Ningxi transmigrated! She became the real heiress of a wealthy family in a novel, replaced by someone else and sent to the countryside to suffer! After finally being found, she was relegated to cannon fodder as a foil for the scheming fake heiress? No, no, no! Let whoever wants to be cannon fodder be, she won't serve them! At the Gu family's family reunion banquet, the fake heiress presented her with a tattered dress, hoping to embarrass her? Gu Ningxi immediately tore the dress apart. 【Don't think giving me a tattered dress shows your kindness and generosity? Didn't you just have your dad's secretary drug him, planning to climb the social ladder?】 Her cheap CEO dad: ...? Being relentlessly pursued by a minor celebrity, Gu Ningxi immediately slapped him, making him spin around on the spot! 【This kid is eating what's in his bowl while eyeing what's in the pot, listening to Gu Ruolan's words, and even dares to dream of sleeping with her mother?】 Her entertainment CEO mom: ...!? [Pfft, the eldest brother's brain is wasted! His own sister gave him projects that were all scams, resulting in him losing everything, accumulating billions in debt, being chased by creditors, and ultimately jumping off a building!] Cold-faced eldest brother: ...? [The other four brothers also met tragic ends!] Brothers: ...How tragic? Tell me!! During a variety show recording, she even got entangled with the male lead?! Gu Ningxi: Wait, shouldn't you be with the female lead? What are you doing following me?! A certain tycoon: Following you will give you some gossip!

Qing Dynasty: The eldest lady in the previous life, the arrogant and proud little playboy, hits people when she disagrees with them

Not double clean, avoid thunder.

Plot 1: Nalan Zhu has a beautiful face and graceful figure. She was spotted by Emperor Kangxi at first sight when she first entered the harem. Once she was favored, she was directly canonized as a noble lady and given the title Yi.

When paying respects in Changchun Palace, Concubine Yi's appearance attracted the attention of everyone in the six palaces. The pregnant concubine Uya was the first one to get restless and started chatting and talking, all of them saying that Concubine Yi was using her beauty to please others.

With a loud "slap", the unexpected palm strike shocked all the concubines in Changchun Palace. Concubine Wuya was humiliated, holding her stomach with her hands, her face full of pain.

"Noble Lady Yi has insulted me and the prince in public. I ask Concubine Niuhulu to help me."

Without waiting for the person in the lead to speak, Concubine Yi crossed her arms over her chest and glanced at the kneeling Concubine Wuya with contempt, as if the other party was not worthy of her attention at all.

"I'll hit you if I want to. Just take it. Why do you need help?"

Concubine Wuya was so angry that she fell backwards, and Concubine Yi became famous in one battle.

Plot 2: The Emperor slammed the door and left, and Concubine Yi was confined to her house for a month. Seeing that Concubine Yi had fallen out of favor, the kitchen staff deliberately withheld the expenses of the Yikun Palace.

At the end of one month, Concubine Yi dressed up and took everyone from Yiku Palace to the imperial kitchen.

Liang Jiugong ran into the Qianqing Palace in a panic, shouting, "Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! Concubine Yi, Concubine Yi..."

"What, Concubine Yi knows she's wrong? Well, why don't you invite your Master Yi in?"

"No, Your Majesty, Concubine Yi has assaulted someone again and even smashed up the imperial kitchen. Please go and take a look!"

Kangxi: "Are you happy with the smashing? If not, let her come to the Qianqing Palace to smash it."

[Prince Regent VS Princess Chongxi, who will return with a cute baby after five years]

The regent of Tianxia Kingdom, who holds a heavy army in his hands, has power in his hands, and is not close to women, has been poisoned again, and this time he is about to die.

When everyone was worrying that the palace had no successors, a small group who looked exactly like the regent was sent to the gate of the palace.

Only then did they remember that five years ago when the Prince Regent was poisoned for the first time, the concubine daughter of the Yu family was kidnapped by her family to cheer him up.

Because of the same illness, she tried her best to detoxify him, but the day he woke up, she was persecuted by the royal family and disappeared mysteriously.

At this time, when a certain prince saw Xiao Tuanzi, his eyes darkened, “But your mother’s old love for this king is unforgettable, so you recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors?”

Xiaotuanzi gritted his teeth and said: “No! In a few days, the little Marquis of Xichu will marry the eldest princess, who is my mother. My mother asked me to see if you are dead. Don’t die on the day she gets married. It’s bad luck. ”

As soon as the words fell, a certain tuberculosis prince lifted the quilt, scooped up the little dumpling, and strode out.

“Don’t worry, the king will not die on the day your mother gets married. After all… this king will go to snatch her.”

Song Jinxiu transmigrated into the body of a peasant girl. Her s*umbag Father had taken a new wife, her Mother had been cast aside, and now Song Jinxiu was left to fend for herself while caring for her crippled Brother, young brother, frail Mother, and Meimei (Little Sister). Determined to carve out their own path, she split from the family and started anew.

With a magical space at her fingertips, she struck it rich overnight. Strategic and resourceful, she led her kin in transforming their fortunes and elevating their status.

Yet—

How could a golden-scaled dragon remain in a shallow pond?

At the first sign of wind and cloud, it would soar to the heavens!