(No female lead, the author is a standard Hammer writer so there won't be too much out-of-character content, the protagonist transmigrates into the 30K Primarch)
What happens when a Warhammer enthusiast actually comes to Warhammer?
Luo Jia: Dude, why did you make me dress up as Luo Jia?!
With no system and no way out, what way does the first corrupted Primarch have to break the deadlock?
Of course, we should kill Colfaren and Irebas first!
Loka will unify its homeworld and launch a great expedition under the Emperor's glory, making the Xenomorphs and Heretics tremble in the wrath of the Word Bearers! Let the stars fall! Let the flames rise! Let the warp burn!
We bear the Emperor's word! We will surely slay the enemies of humanity!
This is a story about a gear boy. Although he didn't become a space warrior, he wants to tell everyone who hasn't traveled through time: As long as we and Big Head are here, the Empire's combat effectiveness is still 99%, and humanity will still stand firm! In the name of the holy binary, loudly praise Ohm Messiah. All glory to the God of All Machines. Praise together. Praise machinery, praise steel. You are the master who casts all things, the apocalypse that destroys everything. Evaporate, burn, and cast. Steel is eternal, machinery is immortal, and the way of steel is materialism. Machinery is the truth. More is better, bigger is beautiful. Billions of turrets are your glory. Roaring engines are your sermons. (The author is not a serious person, so the story is not a serious story. ps: GW's story setting is too ridiculous. In order to make the story more rigorous and reasonable, I changed it. If you don't like it, please don't criticize)
Aaron, living in 600 BCE, felt his father was an inadequate father, a mere biological father, and had driven his mother away. That is until he began encountering demigods in his dreams, seeking their father, who called him brother. So, had the old man cheated? Aaron was furious, determined to avenge his mother. But his brothers addressed him so affectionately, asking for things their father had used—relics, so to speak, to slay demons. He gave his father's pillow to Guilliman, his carved clay tablets to Lorgar, his hunting spear to the Lion, his donkey to Jaghatai... Wait, Horus, what do you want? Your father's clothes? In the 42nd Millennium, all the Primarchs broke free from the river of time, liberating the very essence of the Warp and freeing themselves from the constraints of loyalty and betrayal...
[Farming and Development] [War and Plunder] [Interdimensional Invasion]
waaagh!
Traverse a world teeming with gods, wielding the war dragon banner, and grow stronger with every fight! Even the timid mushroom man can evolve into a gigantic orc!
Orc boy—Brutal Orc—Dark Orc—Big Orc—Orc Warlord, born and raised in the land, delighted by war!
More numerous than swarms of insects, stronger than dragons, and armed with weapons more powerful than dwarves, let the green tide engulf the world! waaagh!
Humanity has spent thousands of years in ignorance and darkness.
Countless soldiers rushed to the vast galaxy with loyalty and honor, and their bones were buried on alien stars.
Loyalty, betrayal, dedication, sacrifice.
——The original body of the Second Legion, who was sleeping in the temple and whose files had been deleted, opened his eyes again; what occupies the great body is the soul from the 3K era of another world.
A great legend was created from this moment on.
The roar of mankind will once again resound across the galaxy.
Weak traitors and dirty aliens will be burned to death by humanity's wrath.
This is an extremely dark world.
The Emperor walked the earth, trying to restore the glory of the Empire.
But the fate of mankind has long been toyed with by evil gods.
In the precarious future, there is only endless darkness and war.
until--
The Death Guard named Hades appears.
The threads of fate are intertwined. Can the existence from the outside world reverse the tragedy destined for thousands of sentient beings?
The gods placed their bets.
But Hades doesn't know this at the moment. He is crying like a fart whose toes have been stepped on.
"Help!!! Why is this the world of Warhammer?!"
"Also, why am I a Death Guard?!!"
"Is it too late to kill yourself and start again?!"
It's a funny novel. The nerdy and unscrupulous male protagonist travels to the world of grimdark, where he wanders around with his legs broken and crying like a bastard.
A Hammerman was unexpectedly reborn and found himself turned into a baby.
Good news: He has his own growth and evolution system.
Bad news: He doesn't seem to have a dick.
Good news: He... oh no, she was born in a hive world.
Bad news: she's in the bottom nest.
Good news: The system clearly states that it has nothing to do with Tzeentch.
Bad news: I don’t know if it’s true or not.
…
【During infancy, the cumulative number of breaths is 100,000.】
[Gained the talent {Unlimited Growth}: Physical strength can be increased without limit through training.]
[During early childhood, a cumulative total of 500 falls.]
[Gained the talent "King of Fall Resistance": More ways to fall, immune to fall damage, more prone to accidents when riding in aircraft]
In the perilous world of Warhammer, she experienced many hardships, but never forgot her dream in her previous life -
"I really want to go to the Warhammer world and become a Space Marine with my good brothers."
(ps: This book is a lobster-certified recruitment channel)
[30k to 40k, some semi-apocryphal content, no female protagonist, loyalty, not a "wish fulfillment" story]"
Hermes: "Horus, my friend, death is not the end!"
"We were never soldiers... In their eyes, we were made to be the personification of rage. In their eyes, we must exist only for destruction. But we were once his companions. We were the ones he trusted. We were his advisors, his artisans. We were a glimpse of what this species could become if guided correctly, freed from its own malice and weakness. Of course, we were also taught how to fight. He knew that war was coming. It was a necessary step for ascension.
[Farming + Warhammer Fantasy + War + Slow Pace]
The shadow of the end has loomed over the century-long countdown, and the chaotic torrent is about to breach the world's dams. Demons roar, tearing reality apart, nations crumble in the flames of war, and even the highest gods cannot escape their fate of demise.
Who can reverse this doomed fate?
"Humans? They're as fragile as paper, not a single one of them is worth a fight!"
"Pointy ears? All they do is fight amongst themselves and gossip, they're such useless sissies!"
"Short and timid? Hiding in holes like turtles, just a bunch of shut-ins getting moldy!"
A green-skinned orc with bared fangs spat, surveying the battlefield with disdain. Behind him stretched an endless mass of massive black orcs, their muscular bodies laden with spoils; there were night goblin fanatics wielding bone spikes, their crimson eyes burning with Waaaaagh flames; there was the Queen Spider, a mobile fortress, her eight legs sending debris flying wherever they stepped; there were the Great Techies carrying booming firearms, their strange devices crackling with electricity—even the legendary ancient space machine, supposedly floating in the clouds, hummed and followed behind the green-skinned army.
When the soul of the transmigrator collided with this green-skinned body born for war, and when the cold system interface met the green-skinned man's greatest "I think" technique, a wonderful chemical reaction erupted.
The orc suddenly raised his giant axe, its blade gleaming coldly in the sunlight, and a deafening roar echoed through the heavens and earth:
"I think—to save this wretched world, we still need our big green skins!"
"From this day forward, I am the savior!"
"Waaaaagh!"
Transmigrating to Warhammer 30,000, Lu Heng was astonished to find that while others transmigrated to become Primarchs, Space Marines, or at best, mortal governors or Emperor's Chosen, why was he the Butcher's Nail?! Since that's the case, he decided to set a small goal: to make Khorne his own Chosen! "Angron Unit 2! Go berserk!" "Look, that's your father! Let me chop him down!" When the Emperor saw Angron expressing reluctance to remove the Butcher's Nail and frantically recommending it to his brothers, he felt that his progeny had finally gone mad! Angron retorted, "I don't know either! They just started calling me Ohm Messiah for no reason!" "Oh! I'm not a Legion Commander, I'm just Angron Unit 2." This book is also known as *Angron Operation Manual*, *Pilot and Angron Unit 2!*, and *The Gospel Nail of the New Century!*