This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

[Original male protagonist × Theodore (Gryphon x Slytherin) + Thrilling story + Happy Ending]

Vincent's first dream was to become an inventor as great as Einstein, but Dumbledore rejected him and threw Grindelwald at him.

Vincent's second dream was to become a great white wizard like Dumbledore, but Voldemort rejected him and threw a diary at him.

Vicente's third wish is to perish together with this heartbreaking world!

Theodore Nott rejected him and told him to go sleep in the study tonight!

Vicente: Ծ‸Ծ

On Harry Potter's first day at school, Dumbledore was on high alert until he saw Vincent Riddle!

After Dumbledore had observed for several years and had just breathed a sigh of relief, Severus suddenly appeared menacing...

As a gifted and beautiful youth, Chu Mian was unfortunately the unluckiest of his peers. Not only did he contract narcolepsy at the age when he should’ve been most energetic, but after entering high school, he also met Yu Ran, who was infamous throughout the school for being an astoundingly big dumbass. From then on, Chu Mian would faint from anger everyday due to his boyfriend’s ceaselessly stupefying words… and then awaken in his arms.

A look at Yu Ran’s special titles: the little prince of (ruining) romantic talk, god of (weird) flirting, spreader of high(ly inappropriate) spirits, master (abuser) of idioms, expert at scoring (zero) on essays… naturally he’s also a person who has strong (Chu Mian loving) abilities.

(Lighthearted and funny) (Acting as a villain + four-star accompanying card pool character + live broadcast + black moonlight turns white + repairing favorability + starting experimental subject + multiple vests + different world chat group.) Yannian, Bu Liren's experimental subject, finally escaped, but was shot to death by Lan. The binding system allowed him to run with the up five-star male character as a four-star, becoming a popular card pool character, but the prerequisite is that the favorability with the up five-star male character must reach ninety-five or above. Yannian checked the favorability of Jingyuan, Danfeng, Ren and others in turn, and all were negative. "Why is it negative, system." Yannian was puzzled. "Because the host was their black from the beginning.

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

[Dual male leads + quick transmigration + both protagonists are virgins + strong protagonists + revenge against scumbags + sweet and satisfying]

A stunningly beautiful, insane evil spirit who'll start fighting at the drop of a hat x A sliced ​​hellish lord who'll start fighting at the drop of a hat

(Understand on your own)

In order to save his life, Shen Yunjian was banished to the Three Thousand Minor Worlds to clean up the scum market, punish all kinds of extreme scum, accumulate merit, and offset his sins.

But why is it that in every world he encounters someone who seems to want to refine him?

Shen Yun had made ample preparations to confront this person, but something just seemed off...

Visiting Professor: "Don't you like dressing up as a woman? Come on, put on the skirt and let me see."

The Alliance's top alpha: "A pheromone surge is a sign of excessive energy; once it's depleted, it will behave."

The wealthy tycoon said, "Ah Jian, listen to me, come here, I'll back you up."

The powerful regent said, "What's so great about the dragon throne? What I'm after is your dragon bed."

………

Shen Yunjian once thought that there were two things that were the most terrifying in the world.

First, he reformed his ways.

Second, to spend one's life with the same person, remaining together for eternity.

It wasn't until later that he realized being a good person wasn't that difficult.

There will always be someone who will become his willing exception.

———

At first, I wanted to refine him with karmic fire, to reduce him to ashes and never let him be reborn.

Later, I was willing to give up all my merits just to ensure his perfect life and peace in every lifetime.

After scanning the QR code, Xing Ye entered a bizarre world full of pitfalls.

System: New player world has 4 players, PVP mode. Due to insufficient luck, there are 3 enemies and you are 1.

Xing Ye: ...

System: The enemy is invisible, the rules are invisible, everything depends on intuition.

Xing Ye: ...

System: Here's a quest item for you: a mirror. It can't speak, it can't move, it has no special skills, and it sees everyone as...

It's ugly.

Xing Ye: ...

System: How did you win?

Xing Ye: Slaughter them all.

An infinite flow adventure novel, with a dominant male character and a mirror-like female character. The male character is a rebellious and defiant one, while the female character is a narcissistic one with no flaws.

Weibo guide – Jinjiang writer Qingse Yuyi

Content Tags: Fantasy, Infinite Flow, Whimsical Adventure

Main character: Xing Ye | Supporting character: Mirror | Others: Infinite Flow

[Two strong leads + two male protagonists + yandere + metaphysics + entertainment industry + silly + sweet romance]

After dying in a car accident, Jian Ran, a top-tier expert in metaphysics and a madman, was bound to a system.

I was transmigrated into a melodramatic romance novel and became a substitute cannon fodder.

then,

Domineering CEO A: "He's back. I advise you to pack your bags and leave tonight. Here's a check for you to fill out however you like."

Jian Ran, "?" After all this time of exorcising ghosts and warding off evil spirits, you finally know to pay?!

Supermodel B: "Don't covet my eight-pack abs or beg for my mercy. You're nothing but a stand-in!!"

Jian Ran, “?” Bro, turn around and say hi to the ghost leaning on your shoulder?

International competitor C: "The only one who can stand shoulder to shoulder with me on the podium is him. Who do you think you are?!"

Jian Ran: "?" Be careful when overtaking on the curve, the vengeful seed is right in front of you.

Despite being universally disliked in the entertainment industry and subjected to a barrage of insults from haters, this perennial flop nicknamed "Jian Jianjian" has found a unique path by appearing on variety shows through fortune-telling.

The inn, nestled deep in the mountains, had strange guests—their faces were deathly pale, and they exuded an eerie aura.

The guests screamed in fright, but Jian Ran remained calm, holding the talisman. "Hey, finally back to my old profession."

The motto of Jian Ge, a fantasy master in the entertainment industry: I am born with a sharp tongue and a mean-spirited nature. If I can't have it easy, no one else can!

Suddenly one day, a certain aloof and arrogant guest pinned her against the wall that very night.

With a magnetic and alluring voice: "I've heard of your motto."

Jian Ran: "? And then?"

The actor's eyes concealed a fanatical madness: "I want to live a good life with you."

Jian Ran: "Put down the chains first!"

Pre-order: Is the Little Fox Really a Young Master? Is Rabbit Pregnant Today? My Friend's Pre-order: He Transmigrated into an Imperial Treasure ID: 5088503 A little hamster is reborn into a human body, and there's less than a month left until the apocalypse... The little hamster, with tears in his eyes, stuffs all sorts of food into his mouth, "Why did I have to come to a world where even the granaries aren't full?" "I just want to eat my fill and bask in the sun, I don't want to live a life of uncertainty." To live a good life in the apocalypse, the hamster desperately hoards food! Hoarding and hoarding, his space is full, and his cheeks are bulging. So he dug a tunnel to continue hoarding! Then, he was robbed by a human QAQ of his underground warehouse. The angry little mouse squeaked and jumped up and down, yelling, "Give the mouse's food back to the mouse!" Mu Feiyi, the head of one of the three bases and a dual-elemental ability user, bent down to pick up the little mouse that had jumped onto his feet and was squeaking with tears in its eyes. He said to his teammates, "It seems we've robbed an owner's granary." His teammates teased, "Isn't your beast form a tiger? You can repay me with your body." The little hamster traded one of his granaries for a majestic tiger mount. Although the mount was quite expensive, the little mouse was happy! The little mouse was the richest in the apocalypse; he could afford to give and raise a big tiger! Mu Feiyi, who established a new order in the apocalypse with his iron-fisted and decisive actions, was secretly troubled by food every day. Outsiders thought he was so strong and omnipotent, but in reality, every night he would look at the account book and lose a lot of hair. "Do those bastards even know how many mouths are starving every day?!" Just before Mu Feiyi's hair was about to fall out from worry, he suddenly found a little hamster that was overflowing with riches. Looking at the food squeezing from the hamster's mouth, Mu Feiyi felt that he, this tiger, was just a sick kitten in front of the hamster. Really, as long as there was food, he'd ride on its head if asked, and roll around on its back without hesitation! "Hamster, roll around three times, can you get an extra pound of food?" "Squeak squeak squeak!" The hamster wanted four! Keywords: apocalypse, hoarding food, hoarding various supplies, food, meat, vegetable growing, large machinery, energy, etc.; space farming, safe city farming, mutated animals and plants. Pre-order: "Is the Little Fox the Real Young Master?" A little white fox suddenly transmigrated into the body of the cannon fodder real young master in the story of the real and fake young masters. She was in debt, tried to please the fake young master but failed, and was even framed and kicked out of her home. Hungry and with a rumbling stomach, Fox decided to take matters into his own hands. He caught a wild pheasant running wild in the back hill of his neighbor's house to curry favor, tricked him into giving him a meal, and then became attached to this man. During the day, as soon as the neighbor left and he started his live stream, he became the No. 1 in the pet section! Fox's pink paw pads and fluffy, chubby body drove humans crazy with adoration. They loved Fox~ At night, the little fox would kick the neighbor's face with his hind legs, lick his paw pads, and then, with his supercomputer keyboard flashing afterimages, he was the most sought-after character in the novel section! (Just kidding!) Suddenly, a chubby, particularly spoiled, whining little fox appeared at General Randall's house. To trick him into giving her a chicken leg, she would rub his black pants until they turned white. This cunning little thing would sneak onto his bed while he was at work, sprawling out with her pink belly showing. After waking up, she would bully the chickens raised in the back hill, and when he returned, she would immediately pretend to be the most obedient and innocent little fox in the world, running to greet him as he came home. Unfortunately, this tranquility only lasted until the editor came knocking with the contract for "The Runaway Assassin Princess"... and behind him, the gas cylinder-like creature nervously pressed its ears against the back of its head, its tail tucked between its legs. The little fox's ways to make money include: writing novels, live streaming, and... well, let's just say they don't live up to the hype of being sucked by a gong (dominant partner). Pre-order: "Is Rabbit Pregnant Today?" A little rabbit who just arrived in this world is going on a blind date in place of his brother. Rabbit is worried, after all, the other person's leg is broken, and he doesn't know if it will work out. But the kind-hearted rabbit still decides to give him a chance: "And... if you marry me, I only have one condition." The person opposite him, sitting in a wheelchair, sized up the thin body of the rabbit-eared boy in front of him: "What?" But Rabbit still mustered up the courage to say: "You... how many times can you... in one night?" The rabbit tribe has very high standards for their partners; if he can't, Rabbit will find someone else. Murphy was seriously injured and retreated from the front lines, his mental strength collapsed, and his body was severely damaged. The doctor determined that he could no longer return to the front lines. A man who's ruined his life will naturally be dumped by his fiancé. Murphy just didn't expect that to protect his reputation, the other party would actually use this little thing as a shield. Seriously, was he questioning his abilities on their first meeting? Murphy grabbed the little rabbit's ear: "Little brat, do you want to try?" In the end, the rabbit ran away because... "This man is no good!" The chubby white rabbit, perched on the big bad wolf's head, complained, pulling his ear. The big bad wolf, who had been lying down, immediately stood up, nervously licking his lips: What? Still no good? "He doesn't know how to pet a rabbit at all!" The white rabbit was furious: "He's so annoying! He insisted on pulling my tail to see if it was long or short!" The rabbit scolded while plucking the big bad wolf's fur, showing no mercy, until the wolf's head was bald. The rabbit, the rabbit is going to build a nest... Theme: Theme to be added.

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