[Time travel + mind reading + system + cheat + drama queen + pretending to be weak while actually being strong + comedy + gossiping + trash talk + arguing + silly]

In her previous life, Song Yaoyao was an orphan. After graduating with a bachelor's, master's, and doctoral degree, she became a military doctor. She died young from exhaustion while performing surgeries and was reborn into a fictional dynasty: Tianfeng Kingdom.

In this life, Song Yaoyao's father is a fourth-rank official in the Ministry of Revenue, and her mother is the eldest daughter of a second-rank general. With the love of her parents and older siblings, and with such a good family and status, she wants to live a more relaxed life!

Song Yaoyao was bound to a gossip-eating system as soon as she was born.

Song Yaoyao was unaware that her parents and older siblings could hear her thoughts the moment she was born!

They investigated and found that everything Song Yaoyao mentioned in her heart was true!

Having made this discovery, they feared that Song Yaoyao's secret would be discovered and harmed, so they had never let her leave the mansion!

It wasn't until Song Yaoyao was 12 years old, when she was forced to attend a palace banquet, that the emperor and his ministers discovered her secret.

Song Yaoyao was appointed as a sixth-rank official, thus beginning her career as an official in ancient times!

Unexpectedly, on her very first day at work, Song Yaoyao began revealing the minister's private affairs, single-handedly causing the minister to vomit blood and fall into a coma...

What secrets will Song Yaoyao reveal during her working life in ancient times?

How will she lead the Tianfeng Kingdom to develop?

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Lu Chao Chao found herself transported into the pages of a novel. In this story, she was cast as a disposable character, doomed to be killed at birth, with her place in the narrative usurped by the story’s heroine.

This heroine, under the guise of moral virtue, accuses her adoptive mother and grandfather of betraying their country, which results in the extermination of her entire lineage.

Following this, she reclaims her birth mother and, alongside her ineffectual father, manages to dodge any culpability, leading a blissful existence thereafter.

Thus, only Lu Chao Chao’s family ends up as mere footnotes in the heroine’s path. Observing her mother, who has been subjected to years of emotional manipulation, Lu Chao Chao reveals a painful truth:

[“Mother, the love of your life is currently awaiting his concubine’s childbirth.”]. This revelation jolts her infatuated mother to reality. Turning her attention to her physically challenged elder brother, she laments [“Big brother, you have endured unspeakable humiliation and suffering. But fear not, for I have the means to cure your affliction!”]. Remarkably, her brother then goes on to surpass every contender in the capital, achieving unrivaled greatness. To her second brother, she unveils a harsh truth [“You have misplaced your trust. Your so-called best friend is nothing but the illegitimate offspring of our despicable father.”]. And to her third brother, she points out his deliberate downfall [“You were purposefully led astray, left ignorant, succumbed to gambling, and found yourself in dire straits.”].

In her candidness, Lu Chao Chao watches as her family overturns their doomed fates. The detestable man is cast aside, and her three brothers rise to become paragons of virtue and success. Even she, merely an infant with a feeding bottle, becomes the darling of the entire world.

【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

After being found by a wealthy family, Du Anrao unexpectedly awakens to find that the world he lives in is a hodgepodge of popular themes.

The eldest brother is the wronged child in a melodramatic and tragic novel who ends up being the one who suffers the consequences.

The second brother is like a cannon fodder blood bag in a wish-fulfillment novel about the entertainment industry;

Third Brother is the scapegoat and legal troublemaker in a campus romance novel;

Fourth Sister is the vicious female supporting character in the novel "True and False Heiresses";

Even the parents are the negative background characters in a certain sweet middle-aged love story.

Du Anrao: This place is truly "full of all vices", how can the word "miserable" even begin to describe it?

The family members who listened to someone's heartfelt words in their entirety: "..."

[The entire court is delighted + everyone is pampering her to the skies + a joyful occasion] She's transmigrated into a book. Luckily, she's got a system that grants her lucrative quest rewards. Unfortunately, it's a rigged system. Which emperor would want to be ridden like a horse, which courtier would want to wear women's clothing, and which prince would want to be spanked? Even more tragically, she's at the very scene of the rebel assassination attempt, about to be thrown out as bait. Yuan Ruan fumed. But what can she do about being a baby? She can just lie down and drink a bowl of Meng Po soup. [Alas, only a cup of tea left before she's thrown out as bait! So frustrating.] Unexpectedly, the emperor dodged a fatal blow. The accompanying general bravely rescued her and presented her to the emperor. Yuan Ruan's eyes lit up: [Good man! I'll never again follow the trend and call you a cuckolded tyrant.] [Huh? Hold on tight! "Bra... Your Majesty almost fell on me."] *Three years later, a rumor spread among the people of the five kingdoms. A majestic young princess appeared in the imperial palace of the Xia Kingdom. Tyrants allowed her to bully them, generals volunteered to be his heirs, and even the princes were beaten by her, yet no one blamed her. Initially, the common people of the five kingdoms treated this as a joke. Until they witnessed the princess painting a minister's left cheek in public. Far from being angry, the minister offered his right cheek to the princess as well. The emperor of Xia even offered a smile, "Who else do you want to paint? I'll capture them for you!" The common people of the five kingdoms responded: !!! The deafened prince responded: !!! Is the Xia Kingdom doomed?! Have the emperor and his courtiers gone mad?!

Fortune Telling, a mysterious technique, can also be said dangerous because it can change the catastrophe and make it auspicious…

Teacher: Don’t give me these useless papers to me, have you finished answering your test paper?

Lin Qingyin took out a tortoiseshell: Teacher, can I use divination to get the answer?

Lin Qingyin, the master of fortune-telling, didn’t succeed in the Thunder Tribulation when she tried to ascend. When she woke up again, she became a high school student. Lin Qingyin, who was not afraid of Thunder Tribulation, looked at the thick test paper in front of her and shivered. Only a thousand years had passed, how could the world become so scary!

An Rugu just graduated from university and returned to her small, mountain village to inherit a rundown Daoist temple.

The Daoist temple is simple and solemn, but there are no visitors, and there is no money for incense.

She heard that doing livestreams can earn money, so she decided to give it a try.

But her livestream isn’t singing and dancing—she tells fortunes.

——————

A divination livestream appeared on the Shark streaming platform, and the netizens who saw it dismissed it at first.

[It’s 2021, and there are still people who practice feudal superstition.] [Look at you, you scam artist.]

But soon enough, the comments changed completely.

[Ah, master, you said my head was a little green, and my boyfriend who has been with me for ten years really cheated on me!]

[Master, you said that I was facing a bloody disaster. Thank you, master, for saving my life.]

After becoming popular, An Rugu somehow took over the task of promoting the Netherworld and became its spokesperson to the living.

Livestream divination to the living during the day—live attraction for ghosts at night.

[My grandpa came to me in a dream and told me to burn more paper money, so he can reward the streamer with dream money. Damn, the Netherworld really exists?!”]

[F*ck! The thief cried and returned the money to me after seeing the appearance of Hell in the livestream. He said he doesn’t want to go to Hell in the future.]

—————

Slice of life—except that An Rugu’s daily life consists of livestream divinations, conversing with denizens of the Netherworld, and running a halfway home for ghosts who don’t want to reincarnate yet.

Oh, and she also manages a small Daoist temple atop a pretty mountain with a magnificent view of the sky, rising through the clouds.

[Variety show live stream + system + imaginative + illogical + heartwarming story with no sad moments + centered around the female protagonist]

A wealthy second-generation is reborn as a poor householder who faints from hunger while livestreaming her trash collection. She gains a social work skill system to assist her in her trash collection.

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, overjoyed, pulls out the trash can on the spot, uncovering a black plastic bag, and then... a human head.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya drops her bowl and goes to search the trash can. An elderly woman fights for the trash, and a large hand falls from the plastic bag, nearly sending the elderly woman succumbing.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, still at the police station entrance after just exiting, says, "..."

She...

A non-traditional cultivation novel featuring a bold female protagonist. Proceed with caution if this isn’t your cup of tea!

[Mind Reading + System + Transmigration into a Book + Cultivation + Group Pampering]

Xiao Xiao unexpectedly dies and transmigrates into a cannon fodder substitute in a Mary Sue-style cultivation novel where the Female Protagonist’s admirers eventually gouge out her Golden Core to save the Female Protagonist.

Luckily, she has a system. Unluckily, it’s not a Comeback System but a useless Retrieval System.

What else could she do? She can only keep her head down, avoid forming her Golden Core, and dodge the tragic fate of being gutted.

[“Master is so amazing, yet he was tragically taken over by someone just to save his disciple. And that disciple, upon learning the truth, not only refused to seek revenge but even tangled up with the perpetrator. How ungrateful!”]

Master: ?!

[“First Senior Brother is a peerless talent and should have become a great Sword Immortal. But to save the one he loves, his Life-Bound Sword broke, and his dantian was destroyed. He ended up as a useless cripple.”]

First Senior Brother: ?!!

[“Second Senior Brother had it even worse. He wasn’t skilled in combat and only loved refining pills. Because of his low combat ability, he became a pawn in the Male and Female Protagonists’ schemes. He was captured to threaten Third Junior Sister, who refused to bow her head and was brutally dismembered.”]

Second Senior Brother: ?!!!

[“Sigh, and you thought she was your bestie? Turns out she’s been hooking up with your fiancé behind your back. They’re even planning to team up to get rid of you!”]

Cannon Fodder 1: F***!

[“And the other cannon fodders, who should have had brighter futures, ended up…”]

Various Cannon Fodders: !!!

Xiao Xiao initially just wanted to use the system to quietly watch the drama unfold. Who would’ve thought the cannon fodders, originally supposed to fawn over the Female Protagonist, would start flocking around her?

[Everyone can read minds + relaxed and fun + gossiping + giving up + Buddhist-like slackers + ensemble cast]

No romantic pairing! But he has a follower and friends! (He has a crush on the female lead.)

Perhaps it was because of good deeds in her past life that she was reborn as the legitimate daughter of an official family. All she wants to do is be a beautiful, laid-back, and carefree girl.

However, the Imperial Observatory determined it to be an auspicious omen, and the emperor personally bestowed upon her the title of "Divine Messenger"!

When told that she had become the only female official in history to be allowed to attend court, Yun Qingyi was on the verge of tears. She didn't want to go to work, and she didn't want to get up early.

Her father comforted her, saying, "No, this isn't a job! The Emperor said she just needs to sit there and be a beautiful mascot."

All the officials in the court knew was that she could hear heavenly sounds; what they called heavenly sounds were just the gossip-eating system she was bound to.

She spends her days slacking off at court and gossiping, unaware that everyone can hear her true feelings!

As a result, the entire court heard many shocking stories and developed a love for gossip, even increasing their attendance rate significantly!

[What! The illegitimate son of the Ordnance Bureau is simultaneously corresponding with seven or eight women? What a master of time management!]

The Ordnance Bureau: Which rebellious son committed such a despicable act? I'll skin him alive...

Upon returning home that day, he thoroughly investigated all the illegitimate sons, and what he found shocked him.

[Breaking news! The young master of the Qi State Duke's mansion is the husband of Princess Pingyang and also the secret lover of General Yunhui!! Wow!]

General Yunhui: ...

[My God! The Ninth Prince loves cross-dressing! He's definitely a cross-dressing master!]

emperor:……

After the court session that day, several princes presented their younger brothers with a large trunk full of women's clothing. The younger brother was overjoyed; one less competitor.