Levi, who arrived in Orario with a pay-to-win system, only wanted to do three things: make money, become stronger, and spend time with Hestia. As for heroes? Let whoever wants to be one be! He had no interest! But as his strength increased, the darker side of the DanMachi world began to emerge. And that wasn't even the worst part! Hephaestus: "Anotherworldly weapon? I'd better take a good look! Elbow, come inside with me!" Freya: "I was here first, Levi, you should look at Seele too!" Ishtar: "Be my godfather, and all the girls in the Pleasure Quarter will be yours." Aphrodite: "Freya and Ishtar both like you? Does that mean if I steal you away, I'll be the most powerful goddess of beauty?!" Artemis: "How dare you summon the Artemis Arrow without my permission?!" Demeter: "Levi, thank you for saving my child." Astraea: "Young man, I feel your justice~" Hestia: "You thieving cats, stay away from Levi, you bastards!!!!" ...ps: The goddesses liking the protagonist ≠ the protagonist liking the goddesses.
(Multiple women + Black Widow (You can watch it if you don't like it))
Li Wei, a college graduate who is well-versed in online novels, stood out in the interview with his outgoing personality and silver tongue, and landed a job with a 9-to-5 schedule and no overtime.
Unexpectedly, on his way home from get off work, Li Wei encountered a woman who had fallen into the water, and in his eagerness to save her, he was pushed into the Marvel Universe by the woman...
From then on, the company lost a worker who loved going to work, while the Marvel Universe gained a player with the "Helpless" system, Levi Osborn.
"Ding! Congratulations, Boss, you have successfully stolen the Sword Saint Wuming's sword, Han Guang, from the world of 'Nine Songs of the Sky'."
"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully stolen Sonic's gold ring."
"Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully stealing the Trident of Neptune."
"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully stolen the Night Sky Sword of the Goddess of Death."
...
Battle of New York
Thor: "Hey, Levi, why is your Mjolnir the same as mine?"
Li Wei: "Bro~ didn't you know? Back then, the Dwarf King forged two Meow Hammers. Yours is the female one, and mine is the male one!"
Thor?!?!?!
...
Hela: "Little Vivi, can you explain why my Night Sky Sword is in your hands? (눈_눈)"
Li Wei: "Sister Kate, cough...no, baby, listen to my excuse, I really didn't steal it, it has nothing to do with me."
...
At this moment, Wonder Woman was still on her way on horseback…
(Multiple women + Black Widow (absolutely pure) (┯_┯))
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[Invincible protagonist][HP fanfiction][Making money][Refreshing read][Single female lead][Slytherin]
Travel back in time to Harry Potter, and acquire magical skills by spending gold!
From then on, the art style of the magical world completely went astray.
Only I know that I just want to make more money, and incidentally... become a god.
Years later, Voldemort, wielding the Elder Wand, roared at me, "How dare you oppose the Dark Lord!"
I sighed, and behind me slowly appeared a skill tree, illuminated in gold and stretching across the sky.
“Sorry, Mr. Tang,” I snapped my fingers, “but you’re preventing me from making money.”
In the shadow of the green lantern, Carl tapped Voldemort's diary with a hook stained with evil despair.
"Poor lonely ghost, you are mine, come out and play, how are we going to carry out this pleasant torture?"
On the day when the owl delivered the Hogwarts admission letter, Carl was excited, but also glad that he did not choose "Harry Potter" when he copied books to make money. He was just one step away from biting into the special melon of Avada. After Professor McGonagall arrived, Carl discovered his talent (external plug-in): "Detect Minerva McGonagall, Animagus Transformation... Match Nidalee, Vastaya Xayah Transformation..."
It is understandable that they can transform into a cat, but why did Professor Snape match Viego? "Forever lost my love! Defeat with a single glance!
Transmigrating to another world isn't just about fighting and killing; it also involves cultural subversion and destruction!
While other transmigrators were still diligently practicing their skills and leveling up, I had already started using Douyin short videos to make the elves addicted and flooding the screen, using "Honor of Kings" to make the orcs addicted to team battles, and using milk tea and desserts to make the dragon princess gain three sizes!
Office worker Lin Mo unexpectedly transmigrates to a world of swords and magic, only to find it culturally barren, like a desert. Just as he's wondering how to survive, he's bound to the [Earth Culture Transmission System]—by getting otherworldly creatures to accept Earth culture, he can earn points to exchange for anything!
Then, the art style suddenly changed:
A group of dragons, carrying small stools, binge-watched "Game of Thrones" day and night, their way of urging the author to update was to tap their tails on his door.
The elven druids were moved to tears by "Hachi: A Dog's Tale" and began to protect all canines.
A demon lord used his sect's assets as collateral to buy in-game currency for gacha pulls, while a vampire prince shouted "OMG, buy it!" during a live-streaming sales event.
Five years later, when the human alliance was preparing to conquer this "corrupted" continent, they discovered:
Orc laborers protested their short working hours by holding banners that read "007 is a blessing."
The succubus's emotional counseling classes made the nuns blush and their hearts race, yet they eagerly signed up.
The entire otherworld's desire for war has been completely dismantled by the three philosophies of "playing it safe," "lying down," and "watching the show."
After being transported to the world of Genshin Impact, Han Feng obtained a god-level comic book store system.
You can receive exclusive rewards by hosting a certain number of guests.
Thanks to the comics about past lives provided by the system, the shop quickly became popular throughout Teyvat!
Wendy: "Hey, when am I going to get the Gourmet Tablecloth?! I'm so broke I can't even afford to eat!"
Zhongli: "Boss, these Ultraman comics are really interesting. I'll build an Ultraman statue in Liyue later!"
Ningguang: "With the Peace Star, my Jade Pavilion can finally cover the seven kingdoms!"
Klee: "Jix's bombs are amazing! It's so much fun blasting fish!"
Yingmei: "The comics in the shop are so good, I don't even want to go see my brother anymore, what should I do?"
Kerry Black is a time traveler. She doesn't have any cheat codes, but she possesses an innate ability to sense and relate to creatures. Her dream is to capture and train all manner of magical creatures. Her goal is to use them to defeat Voldemort, and then live a carefree life. She can't write an introduction; writing is a hobby, practice, and not a livelihood.
Gu Beichen travels through the Pokémon world, and after countless hardships, finally becomes the world champion. Just as he's about to reach the pinnacle of his life and marry a beautiful, wealthy woman, something unexpected happens! Gu Beichen: "I'm already the world champion, and you're just cheating me now?!" Just as he dismissively opens the chat group and sees the group members, he exclaims, "Smells good! Wow, so good!!!" There's the kendo prodigy Kuina! And then there's Saeko-senpai, who's ready to lie down! And...
Chen An, a one-in-a-million otaku, stepped on empty air on his way downstairs to pick up a package and traveled to the continent of Teyvat.
There is no cheat code, no system, only two extremely powerful talents. Not only is he immortal, he can also gather all the props in the world into himself.
So, after settling down and having no worries, Chen An began his own journey of courting death.
Mond.
"Hey! Silly Dragon over there, have you seen that mountain-sized bouncing bomb?"
A bouncing bomb powerful enough to nuke the entire Mondstadt suddenly appeared.
Liyue.
"Morax, how can I repay the thousand-year-old hatred?"
The puppy-sized Ruta Dragon King chased Zhongli and bit him madly.
Rice wife.
"Oh my, such a simple trap, only a fool would fall for it."
Yae Shinko swallowed her saliva wildly as she looked at the fried tofu in the crude rope trap in front of her.
…
After countless years, the law of nature awakened from its slumber.
Chen An: "You are the one who is called Tianli?"
Tianli: “?”
"Monster, look at the sword!"
Bang~
"Monster, look at the sword!"
Bang~
As Chen An continued to draw his sword, Tianli also kept kneeling on one knee and putting his hands together to receive the sword.
"Hehe... sir, times have changed." Chen An put away his sword and left.
Tianli: "Is this person crazy? Did I provoke you?"