【Meme-filled + Lighthearted Daily Life + Sweet Romance】
Su Ran travels to a parallel world and, after achieving financial freedom, decides to retire!
But right after retiring, his mom tricks him into joining a dating reality show—and his partner is the top diva, Re Ba!
Su Ran is stunned!
He planned to just slack off and live a lazy life, but then the “Mischief System” activates!
Get stronger by causing chaos? And open treasure chests too?
Alright! Challenge accepted!
From then on, everything goes off the rails!
Su Ran: "I, Su Ran, a lost soul of quality education, standing director of the Late Sleeper Association, national champion of backing out at the last minute—I have simple demands: fewer tasks, more money, close to home, high status with light responsibility, bonuses during holidays, monthly salary over ten thousand with full benefits!"
Re Ba: "Congratulations on passing the interview. From now on, let’s have a sweet romance!"
Su Ran: "Romance? Not even dogs do that! As the saying goes, wise people don’t fall in love, no drowning accidents accepted!"
Re Ba: "A million annual salary, with a car and a house!"
Su Ran: "Deal! Absolutely deal! If you don’t want to, I want to!"
Re Ba: "I thought you said wise people don’t fall in love?"
Su Ran: "There’s another saying—meet the right person, start a family; meet a benefactor, build a career; meet a rich woman, start a family and build a career!"
Netizens everywhere: "This is too addictive! The civil affairs bureau has moved over—just get married right here and now!"
【Live broadcast + Beast Taming + Daily life + Relaxed and funny + System + Beast Appraisal】
Treasure appraiser Lu Ye woke up and found that the world had entered the era of beast taming.
Just when he was considering whether to continue the live broadcast of treasure appraisal, he accidentally awakened the animal appraisal system and immediately became a glorious animal appraisal anchor.
As a result, the style of his live broadcast room became strange.
"Your two-headed snake's right head looks different from the left. It must have severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. Go back and give it a full facelift. Remember to make sure both heads look the same."
"You said your Tiankun Chicken King is depressed? Don't worry, just go back and play basketball with him, and he'll be fine. And bring him a little song to sing and dance to. It will definitely cure him."
"Your sled dog is guarding food? What? You only feed a 50-pound pet one pound of dog food every day? Feed it more."
Not only is he good at treating illnesses, but he is also good at assessing the value of pets, developing evolutionary materials, and even hybridization and breeding. Lu Ye is a jack of all trades.
A few years later, Master Lu became famous throughout Blue Star and became the world's number one beastmaster.
People still remember his catchphrase:
"Wow, your pet is really open-minded."
Li Xiao returned to his hometown, inherited a zoo, obtained a system, and started a live stream of his pleasant daily life at the zoo. He would pet tigers, tease eagles, and rescue some wild animals. Unbeknownst to him, he became known as the last cultivator on Earth.
Audience member: "This guy can communicate with animals!"
Li Xiao: "I don't understand animal language."
After saying that, he started to educate the giant panda about rare animals, letting the giant panda do whatever it wanted, regardless of what level of protection the animals were, since it was already at the maximum level!
Audience member: "The zoo director is so poor, the zoo is almost bankrupt."
Li Xiao: "I'm not poor, I'm just not interested in money."
After saying that, Li Xiao caught a bluefin tuna worth 21 million, the most expensive in the world!
Audience member: "Is the headmaster actually a cultivator?"
Li Xiao: "Young people, you must believe in science!"
After saying that, Li Xiao, holding the golden eagle cub that had fallen off the cliff, leaped down...
The newly created group number is 1062516790. It's very pink and cute, so hurry up and get on board!
[Refreshing and entertaining] + [Humorous] + [Livestream] + [No romantic pairing] + [Lighthearted]
Su Yun travels to a parallel world and participates in the program "The Strongest Challenger," where he draws the profession of "scrap collector."
From the moment they found the Type 38 rifle, things started to go awry.
Police: "You're a ragpicker, why do you keep getting into trouble with corpses?"
Netizen: "I asked you to collect trash, not to solve a case!"
Military: "Holy crap! All beasts are paying homage! The Imperial Seal of the State! The tomb of the Qin Dynasty emperor!?"
Research Institute: "Damn it! You even managed to find nuclear bomb design blueprints?"
...
Su Yun's influence is growing, and his fame is increasing!
One day, when Su Yun once again picked up the iron arm clamp, slung the basket over his shoulder, and embarked on his journey of collecting scraps...
The government could no longer sit idly by: "Young friend Su Yun! Why don't you go abroad for a trip?"
[Outdoor live broadcast + system + animals + relaxing and casual + no female lead]
Kuang Yeyuan is a knowledge blogger who accidentally activated the live broadcast system.
With a passion for wildlife, our first stop was the beautiful East African savannah.
I didn’t expect that the first wave of fans came from the second brother of the grassland.
Who would have guessed that Kuang Ye received his first livestreaming reward simply for straightening a giraffe's bones...
Over time, the name of the master of bone setting spread throughout the animal kingdom.
It would be fine if cats and dogs were pestering Kuang Ye.
Why do blue-egg monkeys, leopards, and even lions want to join in the fun!!!
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for unlocking the scent concealment skill.]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for unlocking the system's ability to translate animal voices.]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for unlocking...
Su Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a talent broadcaster.
Unexpectedly, on the way back to my hometown for the Chinese New Year, I accidentally activated a "listen to advice" system.
As long as he listens to advice, he can receive various system rewards.
So, at the suggestion of his enthusiastic followers, he started by setting off a firecracker to blow up a dog bowl.
As a result, they accidentally shot down a drone in the sky.
Seeing this, a fan in the live stream immediately commented, "The streamer is so good, why doesn't he create a missile to make a name for himself instead of staying here blowing up dog bowls?"
Soon, Su Yu, heeding advice, created the Qian Xuesen ballistic missile (skyrocket version), the three-stage propulsion separation system (skyrocket pulse version), and the pulse blast engine (skyrocket max version), shocking a group of fans.
The top-ranked viewer in the live stream suggested that since he was already involved in the aviation field, he should try painting instead.
Soon, color-changing ink, engraved templates, and 3D anti-counterfeiting technology also began to show results under Su Yu's research.
As brand-new US dollars successfully passed through the printing press, fans across the internet cried out, "Streamer, stop! The FBI is everywhere outside!"
The second-ranked brother suggested that if you want to rediscover the joys of childhood...
Soon, cardboard Gatling guns, fully automatic rifles, and origami RGPs that could fire were born!
Netizens commented: "From plastic to iron, from glue to welding, three prison meals a day. You provide the gunpowder, I provide the carbon, tomorrow you'll be at least eight and a half years old!"
...
Years later, when Su Yu, who has over a billion fans worldwide, was asked by a reporter how he managed to become a sensation across the internet and become the most popular streamer in just two years, he was met with a different response.
He replied modestly, "Listen to advice, and you'll eat your fill. Me, the anchor, I'm someone who listens to advice!"
Li Yang takes over a fishing tackle company that is on the verge of bankruptcy.
I tried everything, but to no avail.
System Activation
A carbon fiber fishing rod as a reward!
Sending fishing rods to fishing bloggers resulted in consistently high catches and received widespread praise.
It instantly became a popular product.
When he was ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work...
A vehicle with military-grade license plates drove into the factory area…
"Fishing rod production ceases; they will be requisitioned as strategic resources!"
Li Yang: ???
Forced Transformation
result…
Fireworks for sale, to be requisitioned for precision-guided missiles!
Sell paint, requisition it for stealth coating on fighter jets!
One day, Li Yang's identity was exposed.
The US is shocked!
"Sanction Yu Wei! Sanction Li Yang!"
Li Yang: It's just a private enterprise, why is it being sanctioned?
[Variety Show][Live Stream][No Female Lead][Entertainment Industry][Character Collapse][Lezi Literature]
Lin Yimian, a recognized "good-looking but useless" celebrity, was so lazy that she was voted by her haters to appear in the final episode of the deadly variety show "It's Your Turn"!
The entire internet was waiting for him to fall from grace, but he instead revealed an account book even cleaner than his face and a medical report as pure as water, becoming "the last saint in the entertainment industry"!
He accidentally activated the [Fun Person System], which allows him to see through all the cracks in people's personas!
Endorsements for top luxury brands? Leading male lead in a top-tier script? Regular guest at the center of a wildly popular variety show?
I don't want Lin Yimian at all, just let me be the permanent observer of "The Mirror of Character Revelation"!
There's only one requirement: the show must be recorded while lying down!
Thus, the most emotionally charged live-streamed variety show on the entire internet was born.
Top celebrities pretending to be dedicated to gaming?
A melancholic humor stand-up comedian with a strong, independent persona?
Did the movie star steal a life and pretend to be perfect?
Are the bigwigs trying to silence them?
Lin Yimian lay back in the chair and lazily began to speak:
"You could be the next one to collapse!"
When his predictions came true every time, he became a mirror reflecting the true nature of the entertainment industry.
Capital trembled, top celebrities knelt, and the entire internet cried out: "Please stop lying down, get up and keep hammering!"
Lying flat is an attitude, collapsing is professionalism!
Lighthearted and humorous + rural daily life + abstract dad + reverse parenting + women but no female lead
Also known as "Playing the Kids Off: Why Study, Just Farm with Dad" and "Fatherly Love and Filial Piety: An Abstract Father and Son That Makes the Whole Internet Laugh".
As families become increasingly unstable, a live-streamed variety show about families has emerged.
The first place was all about eating, drinking, and having fun every day;
The second family, a couple who split expenses equally and are fully committed to raising their child;
The third shop, they split a dollar in half to spend it;
The fourth one:
Lin Xian retired at the age of 30 and lived off his parents, raising his children in the countryside to farm.
Netizens angrily denounced him as a complete waste of space!
Unexpectedly, Lin Xian raised an eyebrow and said, "You have a really good eye for people!"
People gradually discovered:
Lin Xian goes up the mountain to catch pigs, goes down to the river to catch fish, plays music for chickens, lets dogs pull skateboards, and slaughters free-range chickens and pigs on the spot; fruits and vegetables are picked fresh...
My son Chenchen has high emotional intelligence, good health, can cook, can farm, and loves learning...
City dwellers were suddenly overcome with apprehension: Isn't this the life I've always longed for?
After going out to record, the father and son, Lao Liu, became even more unstoppable, and their abstract talents were fully unleashed!
Relying on abstract, imaginative ideas, sharp-tongued commentary, and an attitude of effortless success...
Lin Xian has become a new top celebrity!
Wen Tian, a popular food blogger, has transmigrated. The good news is that she has transmigrated to a technologically advanced future interstellar space. The bad news is that she is now the same height and weight as her current one, and this interstellar space can be described as a food wasteland.
In order to make a living, Wen Tian decided to return to her old profession, starting a food livestream while losing weight. Unexpectedly, her excellent cooking skills attracted ridicule.
"If I can make ramen myself, the streamer is my dad!"
In the video, Wen Tian obediently subdues a piece of dough, and the aroma of beef noodles fills the air—and just like that, a child is born out of thin air!
"Squirrel-shaped mandarin fish? If the fish the streamer makes doesn't have a fishy smell, I'll be the first to send him a virtual gift."
Half an hour later, the spaceships were flying around wildly in the live stream.
"The streamers are just doing what other bloggers have done. If you're so capable, why don't you recreate something that no one else on the internet has ever done!"
So, imperial delicacies like Buddha Jumps Over the Wall took turns appearing, and Wen Tian used food livestreams to deflate people's faces online, gradually becoming the darling of the interstellar community.
Meanwhile, a major general was sending virtual spaceships to Wen Tian's live stream while pondering how to win over his delicious fiancée.