The new book, "After Transforming into a White-Haired Lolita, the Female Lead is Got Played with to Death," has been released.
Su You woke up to find herself transported to a parallel universe!
Good news!
I've traveled through time!
Bad news!
She transmigrated into the body of a super soft and cute little girl who was delicate and easily pushed over!
He used to be a muscular man who was 1.8 meters tall!
Now she's turned into a little girl who's almost 1.5 meters tall!
Fortunately, my family has assets worth hundreds of billions, and I have more than enough pocket money to spend each month, so I don't have to worry about making a living at all!
Just as Su You was dreaming of becoming a carefree rich woman by collecting rent, her mother forced her to participate in a dating reality show!
Just kidding, dating is impossible! Absolutely not in this lifetime!
But when she heard that she wouldn't get her allowance if she didn't go, Su You gave in.
then……
The moment the show aired, viewers realized something was off! Why did things seem so promising for the orange yolk?
National goddess: "Ah, so cute! I want to stick it on!"
The aloof and mature woman said, "Yuzu, don't believe those bad men. I'm the best for you."
Popular idol singer: "You sing so well, Yuzu! Come to my place tonight and let's discuss singing techniques."
Su You covered her face and screamed in despair, "Come on, give me the tonic!!!"
The male guests were on the verge of tears upon seeing this scene.
"Are we even participating in a dating reality show?! At least show us some respect!"
...
As the show's popularity grows, Su You's fame explodes.
When netizens learned that Su You was not only good-looking, but also had a family fortune of hundreds of billions.
Netizen: "Waaah, rich lady, I'm so hungry, I need food~"
[Variety Show][Live Stream][No Female Lead][Entertainment Industry][Character Collapse][Lezi Literature]
Lin Yimian, a recognized "good-looking but useless" celebrity, was so lazy that she was voted by her haters to appear in the final episode of the deadly variety show "It's Your Turn"!
The entire internet was waiting for him to fall from grace, but he instead revealed an account book even cleaner than his face and a medical report as pure as water, becoming "the last saint in the entertainment industry"!
He accidentally activated the [Fun Person System], which allows him to see through all the cracks in people's personas!
Endorsements for top luxury brands? Leading male lead in a top-tier script? Regular guest at the center of a wildly popular variety show?
I don't want Lin Yimian at all, just let me be the permanent observer of "The Mirror of Character Revelation"!
There's only one requirement: the show must be recorded while lying down!
Thus, the most emotionally charged live-streamed variety show on the entire internet was born.
Top celebrities pretending to be dedicated to gaming?
A melancholic humor stand-up comedian with a strong, independent persona?
Did the movie star steal a life and pretend to be perfect?
Are the bigwigs trying to silence them?
Lin Yimian lay back in the chair and lazily began to speak:
"You could be the next one to collapse!"
When his predictions came true every time, he became a mirror reflecting the true nature of the entertainment industry.
Capital trembled, top celebrities knelt, and the entire internet cried out: "Please stop lying down, get up and keep hammering!"
Lying flat is an attitude, collapsing is professionalism!
【Invincible, cure, live, everyday, funny, mythical】
The terminally ill teenager activated the asexual god's healing system at the moment of death to broadcast live.
From now on, he transformed into a real asexual god.
For a meal, he obtained more useful skills and small gold coins.
The name is (Asexual God's Healing Live Room) suddenly appeared.
【Test to explode the program's effect, the live function is first opened!】
(White Impermanence comes here to release his soul, the underworld of hell.)
The live room audience completely widened their eyes, shouting loudly the special effect of the explosion! The cosplay costume makeup is exquisite!
【Check to match the program effect, the lens automatically starts to change.】
(Late night goddess room door was knocked loudly by unknown youth, behind the back exactly what kind of unknown secret is hidden?)
Live room fans were restless, towards the unknown sound felt red face to the ears.
【 Live room first time showing face activates special skill, can not see.】
Live room fans:(Don't call me hello, I already have a new name, Buddhism Taoism what is far away from me, don't let Moon God misunderstand, I can only be a Dream Chaser in the future!!!) Live room viewers
went through long-term observation only then discovered.
I am completely above!
Completely can not leave the live room to be friends!
Again, this host seems...
Really has some things!!!
The only flaw is, Nguyet Than is indeed a bit peaceful...
Closing today's day, Mong Hinh Nguyet suddenly thought: "I am still a student...."
Su Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a talent broadcaster.
Unexpectedly, on the way back to my hometown for the Chinese New Year, I accidentally activated a "listen to advice" system.
As long as he listens to advice, he can receive various system rewards.
So, at the suggestion of his enthusiastic followers, he started by setting off a firecracker to blow up a dog bowl.
As a result, they accidentally shot down a drone in the sky.
Seeing this, a fan in the live stream immediately commented, "The streamer is so good, why doesn't he create a missile to make a name for himself instead of staying here blowing up dog bowls?"
Soon, Su Yu, heeding advice, created the Qian Xuesen ballistic missile (skyrocket version), the three-stage propulsion separation system (skyrocket pulse version), and the pulse blast engine (skyrocket max version), shocking a group of fans.
The top-ranked viewer in the live stream suggested that since he was already involved in the aviation field, he should try painting instead.
Soon, color-changing ink, engraved templates, and 3D anti-counterfeiting technology also began to show results under Su Yu's research.
As brand-new US dollars successfully passed through the printing press, fans across the internet cried out, "Streamer, stop! The FBI is everywhere outside!"
The second-ranked brother suggested that if you want to rediscover the joys of childhood...
Soon, cardboard Gatling guns, fully automatic rifles, and origami RGPs that could fire were born!
Netizens commented: "From plastic to iron, from glue to welding, three prison meals a day. You provide the gunpowder, I provide the carbon, tomorrow you'll be at least eight and a half years old!"
...
Years later, when Su Yu, who has over a billion fans worldwide, was asked by a reporter how he managed to become a sensation across the internet and become the most popular streamer in just two years, he was met with a different response.
He replied modestly, "Listen to advice, and you'll eat your fill. Me, the anchor, I'm someone who listens to advice!"
Getting married right from the start, this dating reality show is something else.
One of them aims to break out of the industry and become the first Chinese actor to debut in H country, while the other is tasked with boosting the group's popularity.
that's all.
Two people who had no connection at all became connected through this virtual couple reality show...
Lighthearted and humorous + rural daily life + abstract dad + reverse parenting + women but no female lead
Also known as "Playing the Kids Off: Why Study, Just Farm with Dad" and "Fatherly Love and Filial Piety: An Abstract Father and Son That Makes the Whole Internet Laugh".
As families become increasingly unstable, a live-streamed variety show about families has emerged.
The first place was all about eating, drinking, and having fun every day;
The second family, a couple who split expenses equally and are fully committed to raising their child;
The third shop, they split a dollar in half to spend it;
The fourth one:
Lin Xian retired at the age of 30 and lived off his parents, raising his children in the countryside to farm.
Netizens angrily denounced him as a complete waste of space!
Unexpectedly, Lin Xian raised an eyebrow and said, "You have a really good eye for people!"
People gradually discovered:
Lin Xian goes up the mountain to catch pigs, goes down to the river to catch fish, plays music for chickens, lets dogs pull skateboards, and slaughters free-range chickens and pigs on the spot; fruits and vegetables are picked fresh...
My son Chenchen has high emotional intelligence, good health, can cook, can farm, and loves learning...
City dwellers were suddenly overcome with apprehension: Isn't this the life I've always longed for?
After going out to record, the father and son, Lao Liu, became even more unstoppable, and their abstract talents were fully unleashed!
Relying on abstract, imaginative ideas, sharp-tongued commentary, and an attitude of effortless success...
Lin Xian has become a new top celebrity!
Having transmigrated to a parallel world, Han Yun found a job earning money by watching videos, unaware that the videos he watched had already been projected into countless worlds.
First video: The three-year promise is fulfilled as we embark on our journey to the Yunlan Sect.
At this moment, the Xiao family of Wutan City, Xiao Yan: Nalan Yanran, don't underestimate a young man's potential!
Nalan Yanran: I'm just taking advantage of your youth and poverty!
The next second, the projection appeared, and Xiao Yan stepped onto the Yunlan Sect, raising his hand to defeat Nalan Yanran.
Upon seeing the video, Nalan Yanran was confused: What does this mean? Karma?
Second video: Tang San becomes the King of Shanghai, wielding a weapon weighing 108,000 jin.
Slime Academy, Tang San: Hahaha, I knew I would be invincible in the future!
But before the smile could freeze, a third video followed. In the video, a boy from Perfect World, who had just drunk beast milk, lifted a 100,000-jin "cauldron" with one hand and excitedly said: "God Liu said that if I lift this cauldron with one hand, I will have reached the half-step Blood-Moving Realm!"
Immediately, the protagonists of all the heavens and myriad worlds were stunned, and Tang San was even more incoherent.
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Li Xiao returned to his hometown, inherited a zoo, obtained a system, and started a live stream of his pleasant daily life at the zoo. He would pet tigers, tease eagles, and rescue some wild animals. Unbeknownst to him, he became known as the last cultivator on Earth.
Audience member: "This guy can communicate with animals!"
Li Xiao: "I don't understand animal language."
After saying that, he started to educate the giant panda about rare animals, letting the giant panda do whatever it wanted, regardless of what level of protection the animals were, since it was already at the maximum level!
Audience member: "The zoo director is so poor, the zoo is almost bankrupt."
Li Xiao: "I'm not poor, I'm just not interested in money."
After saying that, Li Xiao caught a bluefin tuna worth 21 million, the most expensive in the world!
Audience member: "Is the headmaster actually a cultivator?"
Li Xiao: "Young people, you must believe in science!"
After saying that, Li Xiao, holding the golden eagle cub that had fallen off the cliff, leaped down...
The newly created group number is 1062516790. It's very pink and cute, so hurry up and get on board!
Ai Chen traveled through a parallel world and took his eight-year-old son to participate in a variety show called "Good Parenting".
Family A: Install surveillance cameras in the bedroom, no gaming allowed! Otherwise, I'll get a warning from Septwolves!
Family B: My child, if you endure the hardships of studying, you won’t have to endure the hardships of life in the future.
When it was Ai Chen's turn, the scene suddenly changed!
Son: Dad, I want to go to Peking University!
Ai Chen: Why do you want to go to Peking University? Follow your dad and go to A University!
After saying that, he pulled his son to play games in a duo.
Netizens were stunned!
Son: Dad, I’m tired of playing games, I want to do my homework...
Ai Chen: You have finished your homework, what homework are you doing!
Son: Dad, the final exam is coming up soon, I won’t do well if I keep doing this…
Ai Chen: School focuses on grades, but family focuses on achievements!
Son: Did you and mom give birth to me just to be your playmate?
Ai Chen: What's up? You're eating my food and drinking my drinks, and you're not going to play anymore?
I saw that there was not a single desk at home, but there were two computer desks.
Netizens can no longer sit still!
"We have to read books in secret. The pressure of gaming is even greater than the pressure of studying. It has made our children addicted to reading!"
"This isn't good. Be careful of your rebellious children spending the night at the library!"
Just when everyone thought Ai Chen was using reverse education, he repeatedly struck back at humiliating education, repressive education, hardship education, and authoritarian education, giving them a slap in the face...
[This book has been adapted into three short plays, which can be viewed by searching by title.]
【Live broadcast + Beast Taming + Daily life + Relaxed and funny + System + Beast Appraisal】
Treasure appraiser Lu Ye woke up and found that the world had entered the era of beast taming.
Just when he was considering whether to continue the live broadcast of treasure appraisal, he accidentally awakened the animal appraisal system and immediately became a glorious animal appraisal anchor.
As a result, the style of his live broadcast room became strange.
"Your two-headed snake's right head looks different from the left. It must have severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. Go back and give it a full facelift. Remember to make sure both heads look the same."
"You said your Tiankun Chicken King is depressed? Don't worry, just go back and play basketball with him, and he'll be fine. And bring him a little song to sing and dance to. It will definitely cure him."
"Your sled dog is guarding food? What? You only feed a 50-pound pet one pound of dog food every day? Feed it more."
Not only is he good at treating illnesses, but he is also good at assessing the value of pets, developing evolutionary materials, and even hybridization and breeding. Lu Ye is a jack of all trades.
A few years later, Master Lu became famous throughout Blue Star and became the world's number one beastmaster.
People still remember his catchphrase:
"Wow, your pet is really open-minded."