This is a parallel world; please do not take it personally.
Welcome to Earth Online!
Game Announcement: The current version update on July 15th, 3025 AD is as follows:
1. Significantly reduce the random character generation rate for Chinese clothing, slightly increase the character generation rate for Western clothing, and moderately increase the character generation rate for Indian clothing.
2. Regional survival game event update: The [Deep Blue Storm] event is launched in coastal areas. The game will randomly drop items such as [Deep Sea Giant Squid], [Neighbor's Underpants], and [Flying Divine Dog].
3. The pre-event storyline for the S3 large-scale competition has been updated, and the story mission [Gaksha: Humanitarian Aid] is now open. Advanced players are encouraged to participate.
4. Slightly increase the rate of technological updates in traditional Chinese clothing, moderately increase the difficulty of starting a business…
Upon waking up, Gao Wan suddenly experienced auditory hallucinations and stared into deep thought at the game interface in front of him.
Netizen: The book "Burning the Scriptures" is right here, why don't you learn it? (Pulls out "Qian's Engineering Cybernetics")
Gao Wan: I'm studying, I'm studying.
"Ding! After one hour of dedicated reading of 'Engineering Cybernetics', your intelligence has increased by 1, your knowledge base by 1, and your learning progress by 1%."
The child may not understand, but the child is trying.
"You have logged into the Earth Online game forum."
Browse the player post "On the Importance of Unified Standards" - Author: Qin Shihuang.
Post titled "A Complete Guide from Beggar to Server Owner" - Author: Zhu Yuanzhang.
Post titled "On the Feasibility of Achieving Tasks Through Indirect Methods" - Author: Huang Chao.
One day at the Chinese Clothing Guild.
"Ding! Villager Gao Wan has shared controlled nuclear fusion technology with you."
From then on, science and metaphysics went hand in hand, and flying swords and mechas became one.
"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"
All videos from the Warhammer world were broadcast to all the worlds!
As the title suggests, it's a real shame that no one is writing about Warhammer in a time when cinematic writing is so prevalent. This book will only be about Warhammer.
The purpose is to let the world know about the human empire that does everything for the survival of mankind, and to let other worlds know what despair and hope are.
Everything in the Warhammer world was projected into the myriad realms!
[Ring the bell once! Push the lever, start the piston and pump... Ring the bell twice! Press the button, the engine ignites, the turbine is set ablaze, life is injected... Ring the bell three times! Sing in unison, praise the god of machines!]
Trisolaran: "Wait, Earth is so advanced now?! What's ETO all about?!"
P.S.: The first forty chapters are basically about the darkness of the Empire, and the introduction of the warp only begins later. The author is not an Empire hater.
There are only a few worlds to watch: God of War, DC, Marvel, Kingdom of Light, and Warhammer. I'll consider adding others later, since I'm writing about these worlds purely out of interest.
The world depicted in the first chapter was written a year ago when I was still interested in these games. Now that I'm not interested, I've lost the motivation to write more.
The Warhammer universe is a world where technology and psychic power clash, where advancement and backwardness blend. And the Celestial Clock, a top-level, dreamlike artifact from the Super God Universe capable of simulating the entire universe, is a magical artifact. If an ordinary, incorruptible Earthling were to travel to the Warhammer universe with the Clock, what would his fate be, and what sparks would emerge?
He was transported to Warhammer 40k, but Shen Ping didn't cry like a jerk who'd had his toes stepped on.
Because his hanger is a bit too big.
A nascent virtual realm, omnipotent spiritual energy, a rudimentary yet highly efficient wish-granting panel.
"Darkness, despair, and a future where only war remains?"
"Then it's my turn to save everything!"
"To restore humanity's glory is our inescapable duty!"
Starting from this feudal planet, let's stir up the entire universe!
During a battle against the Tyranid vanguard, Kayle Fallon was infected by a unique gene-devouring virus. Instead of destroying him, the virus merged with him, granting him a terrifying ability—to plunder the traits, memories, and even portions of the power of powerful beings by devouring their genetic essence.
Zhou Yan, a workshop technician, transmigrated into a clone of the Third Legion's Primarch, Vorgrim. "Damn it, Vorgrim, you've betrayed the working class!" "The Imperium is a corrupt empire, and the new humans are still humans... who's in favor, who's opposed!" "Some guy named Caul created a Legion of Primarch Space Marines for Guilliman... Byr, what do you think?" "Our overall strategy is to defend the Imperium's holy frontier, develop into the Imperium's dark side... sweep away the defeated Tyranid tentacles, and avoid the Necropolis of the Space Necropolis before we grow stronger... and most importantly, gather 18 Tyranid War Maidens!" After the Great Rift that tore the galaxy open, Zhou Yan led his newly formed legion to develop and grow, and the second human regime (warning: not the second Imperium) rose from the Galactic Far East!
This is the hut I built. This is the stone I meditate on. This is my bolter and chainsaw sword. I've been in this idyllic paradise for over a decade, even reaching the Qi Refining stage, and you're telling me this is a Warhammer? So the spiritual energy I breathe every day comes from the Warp?... Years later, a colossal statue stands atop Terra. Beneath the statue, they call me Regent, Godfather of the Chaos Primarch, Heart of the Dead, Terran Keeper, Ark Home Engineer, Terminator of the Second Brother, Dorak's Private Garbage Collector, Warp Landlord... "So, Your Majesty, it's rather impolite of you to be sitting while speaking to me."
A brief summary: A reality warper from the Foundation world is recruited by yellow-haired weasels and transported to the Warhammer universe, embarking on a journey to save humanity. ——— Roan stroked his chin, looking at the handsome young man before him with tanned skin, long black hair, and a golden laurel wreath. "...You mean you're going to take me away from this world to a new universe to start a new life?" "That's right, that universe is wonderful, a fantasy world where humans, elves, orcs, undead, demons, and many other races coexist." My requirements are simple. As the hero I've chosen, you only need to help humanity defeat the demons and the evil god behind them. "I believe this task won't be difficult for a reality warper who can manipulate reality at will, almost to the point of wish fulfillment..."
[Warhammer + System + Decisive Killing + Infinite Evolution + No Female Lead]
"The Emperor created twenty radiant demigod Primarchs to conquer the daylight of the galaxy."
“And Makado, in order to protect that unspeakable darkness, created Wiz in the deepest part of the laboratory.”
...
Traveling through Warhammer 30,000, he becomes the most dangerous secret experiment of the Imperial Chancellor Macard, the "Prototype Zero" of the Maerorus Guild.
Wiz has no soul, no sense of pain, only a perfect killing body fused with unknown genes and yearning for flesh and blood.
And, a **[Devouring Evolution System]** from the void.
In this despairing universe filled with bombs, chainswords, and warp demons, Wiz doesn't need power armor because his skin is harder than adamantite; he doesn't need bolters because his bone spikes can pierce through Titans.
[Devour]:
Devour the Orc warlord alive—gain [Cell Regeneration] and [Infinite Strength]!
Prey on the Eldar Prophet—Gain [Time Warning] and [Faster Light Nerves]!
Chewing on the Great Demon Nurgle grants [Conceptual-level Plague Immunity] and [Immortality]!
...
At the end of the Great Crusade, the Horus Rebellion broke out, and the galaxy burned.
As the traitorous warlord Horus raised his claws, ready to kill Saint Gilles, the shadows suddenly stirred.
A claw covered in a void carapace caught Horus's heavy blow.
Wiz grinned, revealing fangs, and looked at the shocked Primarchs before him, letting out a hoarse, greedy whisper:
“Praise the Emperor… What a sumptuous buffet this is.”