I never imagined I'd travel through time one day, never imagined I'd become a character in an anime, and even more never imagined I'd end up on this land filled with suffering. "Magi-ya-baku-nai!" Kanna stretched out her short arms, snatched up a passing Originium bug, and then swallowed it whole in one gulp before patting her soiled clothes...

Invincibility, naiveté, and cultivation all thanks to my idealism. Li Tianwei was born a protagonist, understanding gravity at the age of three. Unfortunately, Newton was born before me. While in kindergarten, he recruited twelve generals, aiming to conquer the Central Plains and unify the world, only to be beaten to the punch by Ying Zheng. It was a case of kings meeting kings. It wasn't until he traveled to the realm of immortal cultivation that Li Tianwei realized he was truly the protagonist, destined to dominate the world and dominate eternity. Unfortunately, he came with a crappy system that kept saying he had a fake spiritual root... How could I believe such talk? How could a mere system possibly understand my true nature? As a protagonist, how could I possibly have a natural spiritual root? Have you ever seen a fake spiritual root that's been cultivated for a hundred days? "You ask me how a natural spiritual root can have such a mixed five colors? Have you ever heard of a five-colored natural spiritual root? Look, I've achieved immortality!" After ascending to the immortal realm, Li Tianwei faced questions and waved his hand. The sky collapsed, the earth turned upside down, and time reversed...

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

In the endless world, a strange legend circulates: in a special little shop, by signing a contract with the shopkeeper, one can obtain everything they desire—powerful strength, countless riches, and knowledge from another world! But few know that this shop also possesses the power to change destiny, whether past, present, or future, or regardless of race or identity. When they are willing to gamble everything to change their fate, the door to this shop will open for them, and a new destiny will be born here! "Sign a contract with me, and then—transcend destiny!!" — Meanwhile, the shopkeeper, Lan Xing, is looking helplessly at his ever-growing deficit in his account book. He doesn't know when it started, but the number of girls in the shop seems to be increasing: twin oni maids, an elf girl who loves dolls, a cat-eared blade that transforms into a sword… 'The meal expenses have gone up again this month.' He only initially wanted to reciprocate a gentleman's kindness… (Also known as the Dimensional Aid Exchange, Dimensional Oddity Store, Dimensional Exchange…)

Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.

Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!

System:???

A pure, everyday anime. Izumi, who travels through anime, is tricked by a system into believing that this world will experience a spiritual resurgence. After frantically learning various skills within the system, he's told it's all fake.

(The rating has just been released and will increase later.)

[Campus Romance] [Single Female Lead] [Slice-of-Life Style] [Slow Pace] [Unremarkable] [No Melodrama]

Chen Mo wanted to spend his university life quietly, but he was entangled by Gu Xiaoyu, who claimed to be his future girlfriend.

"Excuse me, are you sure you haven't mistaken me for someone else?"

“I’m not mistaken. Your name is Chen Mo, you are nineteen years old, your birthday is March 19, and you are from Linjiang City.”

“You don’t like spicy food, you never dry your hair after washing it, and you have to sleep on your right side.”

"Your ID number is..."

"Wait, why did you open my account right away?"

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"Gu Xiaoyu, can I be your boyfriend?"

"Idiot, didn't I already tell you I was your girlfriend the very first day we met?"

Lu Nan transmigrated, becoming a nobleman—though his territory was so small it couldn't even be found on a map, and his debts were enough to crush a demon. Just when he thought his life in this other world would be a choice between "bankruptcy" and "being stripped of his title," he picked up… well, or rather, was "picked up" by a girl? This girl, who called herself the "Book Witch," was incredibly knowledgeable but had zero common sense, possessed explosive combat power but was too lazy to fight, and her greatest hobby was immersing herself in piles of books, and she justifiably treated Lu Nan as her "personal mobile bookshelf and meal ticket."

“Lunan, Chapter Thirteen, Section Four of this book mentions a solution to your territory’s predicament, but the book is too heavy. Could you bring it to me?”

"Lunan, a monster? Wait, let me check which bestiary contains information about this kind of monster's weaknesses..."

Thus, Lu Nan's adventure began with becoming a page to the witch! While paying off his debts and searching for treasure, he also had to replenish the "new books" for this living library.

This is a lighthearted (?) adventure story about a young nobleman and a knowledgeable witch who travel to another world together, using "books" and "wisdom" (and a tiny bit of martial arts) to explore!

This is a parallel world; please do not take it personally.

Welcome to Earth Online!

Game Announcement: The current version update on July 15th, 3025 AD is as follows:

1. Significantly reduce the random character generation rate for Chinese clothing, slightly increase the character generation rate for Western clothing, and moderately increase the character generation rate for Indian clothing.

2. Regional survival game event update: The [Deep Blue Storm] event is launched in coastal areas. The game will randomly drop items such as [Deep Sea Giant Squid], [Neighbor's Underpants], and [Flying Divine Dog].

3. The pre-event storyline for the S3 large-scale competition has been updated, and the story mission [Gaksha: Humanitarian Aid] is now open. Advanced players are encouraged to participate.

4. Slightly increase the rate of technological updates in traditional Chinese clothing, moderately increase the difficulty of starting a business…

Upon waking up, Gao Wan suddenly experienced auditory hallucinations and stared into deep thought at the game interface in front of him.

Netizen: The book "Burning the Scriptures" is right here, why don't you learn it? (Pulls out "Qian's Engineering Cybernetics")

Gao Wan: I'm studying, I'm studying.

"Ding! After one hour of dedicated reading of 'Engineering Cybernetics', your intelligence has increased by 1, your knowledge base by 1, and your learning progress by 1%."

The child may not understand, but the child is trying.

"You have logged into the Earth Online game forum."

Browse the player post "On the Importance of Unified Standards" - Author: Qin Shihuang.

Post titled "A Complete Guide from Beggar to Server Owner" - Author: Zhu Yuanzhang.

Post titled "On the Feasibility of Achieving Tasks Through Indirect Methods" - Author: Huang Chao.

One day at the Chinese Clothing Guild.

"Ding! Villager Gao Wan has shared controlled nuclear fusion technology with you."

From then on, science and metaphysics went hand in hand, and flying swords and mechas became one.

[One body, two souls] [Funny battles] [Male-female protagonist] [No CP] [Micro-group portrait] [Relaxed]

Bai He, who died suddenly, inexplicably traveled to the world of immortal cultivation.

He also lives in the same body with a sword cultivator who is poor except for pretending to be cool.

The problem is, as a humanoid supercomputer, I also have a double degree in physics and chemistry and an eighth-level machinist certificate...

Bai He: "It's like this, ignorant girl, have you ever heard of Ripple Run?"

Li Qian: “Ah?”

Bai He: "Have you heard of the Bobosha Ripple Run?"

Li Qian: “Ah????”

Bai He: "Actually, I studied engineering in my previous life. So, since you've become an immortal, your hand rubbing precision should be very high..."

Early stage:

Li Qian: "I, Li Qian, am a swordsman."

Bai He: "I... uh... like handicrafts. A mortal with a better brain?"

Opposite party: "Your handicraft is the Zhu Xian electromagnetic pulse array!"

Later stage:

Li Qian: "I, Li Qian, am a nuclear explosion lightsaber cultivator."

Bai He: "I, Bai He, am a dual-master of guns and ships. I forgot the beginning, the middle, and the end. Anyway, I am a civilian two-dimensional foil!"

As for the romance?

Sword cultivators cut off all emotions and desires.

The same is true for women in science and engineering.

In short, Li Qian is not modest, and Bai He is not lily.

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