In an Internet cafe in the city, a group of diligent people are learning internal skills and swordsmanship.
Boss, can you do something? Is it fun to be a bad guy every day? The zombies in the game are almost extinct.
That's not right. How can there be guns in a martial arts game? Boss, your game is not authentic.
That's the guy. I saw him and Baiyue become sworn brothers yesterday and cleared the game straight away.
Lovers are not good + mygo + Kaguya-sama: Love is War +?
(It's written in a pure Japanese light novel style, with a lot of psychological descriptions, a high concentration of ACG, many female protagonists, and a tragic Shura scene)
My name is Haruka Kazama. After traveling to Parallel Neon, I have lived alone since childhood and led an extremely hard life.
Fortunately, I have my childhood sweetheart next door, Hydrangea Sena. She is always very considerate and takes the initiative to come and play with me. She warms my heart with the angelic glow of motherhood, which makes me give up the idea of "reopening".
Most importantly, the existence of this angel made me realize that in this world, those girls who once only existed in the second dimension can appear in front of me alive.
Until one day, when I was applying for a waiter position at a coffee shop, I was surprised to find that the blue-haired girl who applied with me was actually the down-and-out young lady Toyokawa Shoko, who was once very wealthy but now could only live in an izakaya with her father.
The moment I looked into those golden eyes, the gears of fate started turning like crazy!
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Kanori Reinako: "What responsibility...? That kiss just now was just between friends, it doesn't count!"
Toyokawa Shoko: "Didn't I tell you? Please give me the rest of your life."
Sena Hydrangea: "Every time I face Haruka, Hydrangea becomes a very greedy child. You have to take responsibility."
Gao Songdeng: "Then... can you stay with me forever? Not just for the band."
Shinomiya Kaguya: "You're also very cute when you crawl at my feet."
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Chihaya Aine: "...What about me?"
What does it mean to be a tuner with an annual salary of over 100 million yuan? What does it mean to be an electronic music producer/DJ? Don't doubt it, they can recreate the howling of huskies, foxes, and screaming chickens and make them into dynamic music! When people look back, a loli figure has already rushed into the center of the world of electronic music and stood at the top, charming everyone with her cuteness. Welcome to join the book club: 854495780
Su Gua's life was filled with misfortune. From birth, he'd inexplicably trigger various bugs: clipping, ping drops, missing textures... His umbilical cord lost its collision volume when he was born, and no matter how hard he tried, it wouldn't cut, terrifying the entire delivery room. He went to school, and during break time, the entire school went into a trance with ping drops. He returned home, and upon opening the door, he was transported back seventy years, running head-on into a group of grandmas watching a movie. He took the elevated highway out of town, but a massive black curtain cut the road in half, encircling his hometown, with the words "[Map Loading]" blazoned across it. Later, Su Gua became a player and entered a strange game. As a result, the succubus girls lost their costume textures, the hangman's rope was long enough for a whole class of girls to jump rope, the "No Entry" sign at the hidden store entrance became "Free," and upon entering the game, he killed a chicken and entered the final stage, where the headless boss, bewildered, held a chicken's head. Sadako, who had just emerged from the TV with her upper body stuck in the washing machine, stuck her butt out: "Qiuqiu, you'd better kill me..." The system was furious: [Player Su Gua is making strange threats and breaking the rules of the world. He's truly rebellious! Now he's deciding on the crocodile skin outside the new human plasma. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot...] The players were shocked: "Your bug even freezes the system?" Su Gua slammed the table and stood up: "Whose bug is it? I cleared the level by my own ability!"
Being an Astartes isn't all about fighting and killing. To run a successful Chapter, one must also be worldly-wise and empathetic. Prejudices are as heavy as a mountain. Yet, the outside world's stereotypes about the Warhammer universe are always right. How can we build the Imperium of Mankind with these insects? We must build the Imperium of Mankind with these insects! From recruit to Chapter Master, a Space Marine will never admit to partial brain necrosis. Yet, from the Emperor to the Four Gods, the mighty powers of the Warp always want to make life easy for everyone. The holy God-Emperor once declared that he was not a god. Kaz Samar expressed complete indifference to the human gods' insistence on saying he wasn't a god. He kept saying, "Yes, yes, yes, I bow when I'm due, I kneel when I'm due." After centuries of hard work, Kaz finally became Chapter Master and was at his desk, writing his memoirs, attempting to record his eventful life for the Imperium. Then, a brash recruit barged into his room. "Chapter Master, promethium is half price in the next sector!" Alas, even the Imperium's demigods can't escape the chores of food, clothing, and daily necessities. He put down his personal memoirs and pulled out his chapter account book. Is there much in the bank? Not much.
No system single female protagonist
Due to various reasons, Fang Ci's journey did not officially begin until he was fifteen years old. On the first day of his journey, a girl who dreamed of becoming the world's number one anchor appeared in front of him because of a miraculous fate.
Minas? Look at my electromagnetic waves!
Gardevoir? Take my Lightning Flash!
Miss Skirt? Look at my ultimate move, Electric Whip!
Sister Lipstick?? Um, sorry to bother you!
PS: Ruining your childhood, ruining your childhood, ruining your childhood, important things should be said three times!
Main characters: Muchen, Mienshao,
【Cute Immortal Cultivator】 【Relaxed Entertainment and Funny】 【Family Love】 【Child-Raised Husband】
He has lived in the "sewer" of society since he was a child, but he didn't know that he had 8 peerless sisters.
The eldest sister is hailed as a business queen rarely seen in a century
The second sister is Mu Guiying in the army, commanding troops on the frontier
Third sister...
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No one knows how many disguises this five-year-old kid has hidden.
The Chinese Phoenix Girl comes to visit, and she can make pills and forge weapons with ease.
Wang Xiaoke sighed sadly and said, "I don't need to be protected by my sister."
Do immortals need protection? I'm an immortal!
Alchemy, weapon refining, Chinese medicine, cultivation...
"Sixth sister, would you like to try the elixir I just made?"
"Second sister, would you like to try the magic crossbow I made myself? It's much more fun than a gun."
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Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.
But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!
[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]
From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!
Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."
The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.
Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.
The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!
When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.
Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:
"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."
"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."
"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"
He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!
"Lynn Crete, my son, today I must reveal my identity to you." "I am Zeus, the King of the Gods!" "You have awakened. I must warn you. Beware of Hera, Poseidon, Ares, Apollo, Athena..." Listening to his cheap father rattle off a string of names, Lynn Crete calmly opened his inner world and unleashed his mutant followers. "Saints! Attack!" Family feuds, super criminals, world-destroying crises, Thanos, Apocalypse, Dormammu... I simply ask: can you offer me your faith? Can you withstand my followers? Can you withstand my Saints? Mutant God, Son of Zeus, Superhero of Superheroes... Lynn has many titles. Of course, right now, Lynn must first establish his own...