These days, time travel is nothing new. To be original, you need new methods, you need some outrageous moves. The Type-Moon crossover anime series starting with FGO, Type-Moon Heavy Industries—Fate/Extra: The Holy Grail War of the Moon, is currently being serialized! Gaia: I ask you, Soviet Marshal, would you be willing to become a Heroic Spirit under my command and work overtime every day? Su Mo: Becoming a Heroic Spirit is fine, but working overtime is impossible, I'll never work overtime in my life. Mashu: Senior, get up and work overtime! I want to experience the feeling of explosive damage output! Jeanne d'Arc Alter: You should feel honored that I've willingly come to cling to your leg. Merlin: Let's go, Kongming, with him here we can go home. Kongming: Hmm, young man, from now on, the overtime work is your responsibility.

[Easy to play] [Level up] [Fast pace] [Slightly weak] [Decisive and ruthless] [Invincible] [Not mindless]

Transcend a world of high martial arts and suppress all races!

It became a demon-locking tower.

...The director?!

Lu Chen opened his eyes wide, somewhat stunned. What the heck?

"Give away a Grade One Qi and Blood Pill, and receive a ten-thousand-fold return, plus a Divine-grade Dragon Marrow Pill as a reward!"

"Gifted the mortal-rank martial skill Ice Soul Sword Technique, with a ten-thousand-fold return, and rewarded with the heaven-rank martial skill - Annihilation Fist!"

...

While others cultivate for ten years, he "licks" for a single day!

The school beauty wants a Qi and Blood Stone? Here you go!

The goddess needs cultivation techniques? Here you go!

The villain mocked him for being useless? He retaliated by overwhelming him with resources!

Lu Chen: "Flatter one person, and you'll enrich a region; flatter ten thousand, and you'll become a Martial God!"

...

Years later,

Lu Chen: I've met many women. Some called me a bastard, some called me shameless, and some called me a dog.

Without exception, they all became my women.

[Honkai Impact 3rd Fanfiction] + [Immersive Story-Driven] + [Dual Protagonist (Male and Female)] + [Old Six] + [Lighthearted and Humorous] + [May Contain Angst? (Just kidding)]

(The more I wrote, the more I let myself go.)

Lin Qiong, a player who had been playing Honkai Impact 3rd for a long time, wanted to immerse himself in the Honkai Impact 3rd storyline once again.

I never expected this second immersive experience.

It's an immersive method?!

"Using creations from the Rift to do this?! They might not be human, but you're definitely a dog, Lin Qiong!"

(You can kowtow! You can kowtow on anything! You can even kowtow on a bone! You can even kowtow on a piggy bank!)

(Apocalypse + superpowers + fairy + sweet pet + protecting shortcomings)

(A naive little goblin who has just entered the world of plant spirits + a gentle and considerate boss with special abilities)

One month before the end of the world, there was a tree on the Mist Mountain. It was a yew tree. In the evening, spiritual energy suddenly descended from the sky. The yew tree seized the opportunity and absorbed the spiritual energy fiercely. God rewarded the tree, and after a week of hard work and cultivation, the yew tree finally transformed into a human.

But just after entering the world, he saved a man covered in blood by chance.

I thought it was just a chance encounter, but who would have thought that in the end times, the little goblin would be completely taken advantage of by this man, and one glance would last a lifetime.

In the boss's eyes: Shanshan is so innocent, cute and kind, and she saved his life, so he thinks that repaying her with his body is the best way.

So their story began to be written in the end times.

Teammates: "It's unbearable to watch, really, they don't want to eat dog food anymore!"

An accident

Sheng Xi, a top assassin from the year 30333, unexpectedly transmigrates into a fake heiress who is cannon fodder in an entertainment novel, becoming a quintessential cannon fodder character.

Zhen Qianjin is gentle and kind, and her parenting skills have made her a role model for young mothers. Her twins have also become popular child stars.

She, on the other hand, will be subjected to widespread online condemnation for abusing her child and using the child as a tool for self-promotion, ultimately ending up disgraced, divorced, and separated from her family.

In response to this.

Sheng Xi said that if you can't beat someone, you might as well just lie down and be as happier as you can be when you're giving up!

Isn't it great to be waited on hand and foot? Isn't it awesome to have a wealthy husband who's never home? Isn't it exhilarating to max out your unlimited black card? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to buy luxury cars, jewelry, and yachts until your hands are sore?

Why bother competing with the Goddess of Heaven for luck?

But as Sheng Xi lay there, she noticed something was wrong. Why was her story starting to take the lead role? Her wealthy husband became increasingly insecure about her, her adorable son couldn't wait to be by her side, and the comments on the reality show about raising children were full of unexpected twists and turns:

"Who said Sheng Xi abused the child? They clearly have a harmonious relationship, okay?"

"I want a dozen mothers like Sheng Xi!"

"Sheng Xi's 'laissez-faire' parenting style allows her child to grow up to be more outstanding, completely outclassing those assembly-line parenting methods!"

Multiple education experts published articles overnight praising Sheng Xi's excellent parenting methods, and numerous universities sent her invitations to encourage her to give parenting lectures...

? ? ?

In response, Sheng Xi said that lying down is too difficult; she just wants to be a carefree, happy-go-lucky person without any ambition, sob sob~

If you could live your life again, what position would you prefer to lie down and give up in the most comfortable way?

Lu Ming has been given a second chance at life. After spending half his life as a beast of burden, he now has a shortcut in front of him, and he vows to seize it.

He copied songs, books, and scripts without any psychological burden.

He doesn't have that kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder about moral purity or the bad habit of wanting to have it both ways.

He's just an ordinary person; he just wants to live an easier life.

If you don't steal or rob, why not?

When a guest is cooking, you play and sing "Ah Kei Kuli" (a popular Chinese song), making him never want to step into the kitchen again.

A guest sang a sweet love song on a dating reality show, and your rendition of "Who" went viral online.

When guests wanted to hear stories, they readily quoted from "Ghost Blows Out the Light."

The production team was promoting local culture and tourism, and you carried a speaker and played a hardcore song and dance routine into the venue.

Haters are criticizing you for not having any work, but the pop diva is stepping forward to invite you to write a song.

Haters say you tell bad stories, but an award-winning actor wants you to write a screenplay.

Haters said you lack variety show skills, so the show's director immediately announced that they had invited you to be the producer of a new program.

The viewers in the live stream finally understood: you're just going to pull off one new skill every day, right?

This isn't some obscure, unknown nobody; this is clearly a monstrous dragon capable of wreaking havoc.

[Lighthearted daily life + super-rich + system + multiple female leads]

Xiao Ze failed his postgraduate entrance exam.

The Douyin Treasure Box system was accidentally activated.

You can get rewards just by browsing Douyin (TikTok).

When I came across a car reviewer's video:

[Successfully obtained a vehicle treasure chest and won a Lamborghini Centenario!]

When I saw a beautiful female streamer dancing on live stream:

[Successfully obtained the Godly Treasure Chest and received a 100x cashback card!]

When I came across the news broadcast:

[Intelligence Chest Successfully Hit! First Intelligence Report on Old Town Demolition!]

When I saw a beautiful female streamer doing a workout livestream:

[Successfully obtained a Super Kidney Tonic from the Constitution Treasure Chest!]

······

Years later, thanks to a treasure chest provided by the system.

Xiao Ze became the undisputed richest man in the world.

Even a casual post can influence the global economic trajectory.

Surrounded by beautiful women, he has enough money to last ten lifetimes.

[No romantic pairing + Starry Sky Railway + Ancient Live Stream]

A live streamer started his Starry Sky Railway with exaggerated facial expressions, but unexpectedly, he was watched by his ancestors!

Looking at the suddenly appearing sky, could there be a god in this world?!

(Orange) Miyako Amane, invited by her friend's father, came to Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Educational High School, which values ​​merit above all else. Originally, she only planned to enjoy her school life, make some friends, and have a sweet romance. She would be content. But unexpectedly, she seems to have gained a tiny bit of fame. Thus began her strange school life: receiving love letters on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays; accepting confessions on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays; and resting on Sundays. Miyako Amane: Being liked and confessed to feels great, but can someone tell me why it's always girls who confess to me?! Sakayanagi Arisu: You'll have to ask yourself that. Remember, you're not allowed to research "Sakayanagi-specific mousse cakes" again! Horikita Suzune: Annoying guy, my mouth hurts from telling you bedtime stories, why don't you go to sleep?! What are you looking at me for? Ichinose Honami: Miyako-san is so cool! Uh... if she doesn't peek at me while I'm changing clothes next time, maybe her evaluation will be even higher~ Shiina Hiyori: I'm reading a book, please don't tempt me with food, especially that "Shiina Hiyori's favorite Type II bear biscuit" sounds so embarrassing!

[A sweet 1v1 romance + male lead Gojo Satoru + magic techniques from the game Honor of Kings]

Question: When someone questions you for being rated as a top-tier sorcerer despite having low spell power, how would you explain it?

Answer: Being bad at the game relies entirely on equipment; I'm a noble equipment enthusiast!

There are two major slang terms in vocational colleges: the rice ball language of "dog-rolled thorn" and the equipment terminology of "half-moon rabbit".

If she says, "I'll buy some shoes first," and you notice that her shoes are gleaming with gold, it means she's a professional at escaping.

If she says, "I'm all dressed up, get out of my way," it means she's about to start showing off.

If she says, "She has chosen Taiyi Zhenren to open the domain," then congratulations, you, as her teammate, have gained a second life.

If someone shouts, "She dropped a legendary sword, the Life-Saving Blade," it means that the Moon Rabbit has gone mad and is stealing my base.

【Eating Guide】

1. This article was written out of love and the author is easily offended; it's purely fictional and should not be taken too seriously.

2. I'm a hopeless procrastinator, so updates will be irregular.

3.1V1, slice-of-life happy ending, male lead is 5t5, OOC warning.

4. Contains a lot of King of Glory slang and references other anime. If you really don't understand it, please don't give it a bad review, it will make you sad.