Reborn in the primordial world, he became Lu Pi, the immortal Pilu who was taken to the Western Sect. In this life, he glimpsed a corner of the heavenly secrets. The future Vairocana Buddha, seated on a lotus throne, was not him, but a Western Sect disciple who had possessed his body! Lu Pi knew that to change his fate, only prudence was the key! Therefore, he proceeded cautiously, seeking advantage and avoiding harm. Relying on his knowledge of the primordial world's affairs, he cultivated steadily. He set up grand formations, gathered immortal herbs, refined supreme treasures, planted spiritual roots, accumulated merit... Lu Pi was cautious throughout his life, never standing out. Even as the Wu and Yao races plunged the primordial world into perpetual turmoil, even as the Chan and Jie sects fought so fiercely that the heavens and earth trembled, Lu Pi, possessing the richest cave in the primordial world, declared:
[Villain + System + Chosen One + Senior Brother + Lighthearted + Satisfying Read] [Ding! Detected that the host is digging out the immortal bone that accompanies the destined heroine! The Destined Villain System has been successfully bound!] Mo Tianxiao: "Destined Villain? Me?" Looking at the gleaming immortal bone in his hand and the beautiful woman lying on the bed, Mo Tianxiao was somewhat confused. How did he, a law-abiding citizen, become a villain? Mo Tianxiao: "Fine, villain it is then. With the system, even the Chosen One isn't invincible." [Ding! Detected that there are 18,653 Chosen Ones in this world. Please seize the destiny of all the protagonists and become the true Destined Villain!] Mo Tianxiao: "Seize the destiny?? What kind of bullshit villain is this? I'm a perfectly law-abiding citizen!" Protagonist: Mo Tianxiao
[Destined villain + domineering + cunning + system + ruthless]
Di Jue Tian transmigrated into the body of the divine son of the Di family in the Immortal Realm.
His status was noble, like a true dragon from the heavens.
I thought I was destined for greatness, to walk on the heavens.
Sweep across the ages, suppress all generations!
The phrase "The Destiny Villain System has been successfully loaded" shattered Di Jue Tian's illusions.
At this moment, the heroine, who was nurtured into a fruit, confronts herself, and there is also a child of destiny following behind her!
Look at the smug look on the Chosen One's face!
Di Jue Tian laughed!
Let me show you the consequences of offending the villain!
We will destroy the lineage behind you and capture your family!
Don't you love her?
Aren't you the chosen one?
Kneel down.
The choice is yours now!
Would you choose your family or the female lead?
Fan Wubing, transmigrated into a cultivation game, was born with the worst physique: the "Heavenly Crippled Physique," which causes him to suffer damage equal to 99.99% of his maximum health every five years. Because it has no positive effects, players call it a cruel joke by the developers. Having just died once, Fan Wubing doesn't want to die a second time, so he frantically searches for any item related to healing, focusing all his health points on increasing his HP, vowing not to leave the mountain until his red health bar turns black! Years later, a powerful demon who nearly wiped out a prestigious sect battles the tanky Fan Wubing, even breaking his sword in the process, only to find that he doesn't heal as much as Fan Wubing; a master nearing the end of his life faces the finest essence blood offered by his disciple, Fan Wubing…
Gu Zuo: Are you sick? Gongyi Tianheng: Do you have medicine? Gu Zuo: Are you sick? Gongyi Tianheng: If I said I'm sick, can you cure me? Gu Zuo: I said I have medicine, do you want it? Gongyi Tianheng: I'll take as much as you have. Gu Zuo: I have as much as you want...
These days, being a monster is tough. You get beaten up by Ultraman, magical girls, Kamen Rider, angels, demons, and even ordinary people! Xiang Xianyu just wants to say, "Wait until I gather seven idiots, then I'll show you what true cruelty is!" Then… Xiang Xianyu turns gray and squats in the corner: "This is too hard!!!"
Global warming and melting glaciers have led to the resurgence of ancient fungi, which have spread rapidly by parasitizing humans.
Infected individuals experience auditory and visual hallucinations, confusion, and loss of control, significantly increasing the risk of infection.
No one knows who the next infected person will be, no one knows what dangers they will face. Whether familiar or unfamiliar, everyone is a ticking time bomb that could explode at any moment.
Stranded in a foreign land, all Ouyang could do was desperately try to survive.
[All-around romance + fierce competition + a girl who hates trouble + strong protagonists + happy ending]
[The rating just came out and it will probably go up. Leave lots of comments and ratings, and there's a chance you'll get an extra chapter! Love you!]
[Jujutsu Kaisen fan fiction]
Gojo Satoru: He offered the best all-around cooking guidance and used his good looks to his advantage → but ended up with a disastrous meeting in person, where the other person left with the words "I like women" and then vanished.
Ms. Kamo: The strongest = trouble, and I hate trouble.
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Xia Youjie: A black-haired, cunning man who has been by her side for years, meticulously tending to her online farm → receives the reply, "My brother can support me for life," shattering her fragile heart into pieces.
Ms. Kamo: I'm serious.
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Noriyuki Kamo: The simple-minded younger brother works hard just to become his older sister's lifelong meal ticket → He has the meal ticket, but the relationship is not quite right.
Ms. Kamo: My baby is so good.
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Yuta Otsu: The skinny boy transforms into a scheming little green tea, and even keeps her handkerchief, cautiously asking, "Does senpai still remember me?" → Basically doesn't remember.
Ms. Kamo: Tokyo High School Boy, I replied.
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Zenji Naoya: A ruthless young nobleman makes a love confession late at night, saying, "If you're so capable, lock me up again." → He was actually locked up.
Ms. Kamo: I've never heard of such a request.
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Only the villain, who wanted to cause trouble, was left alone in the night, smoking and sighing: If he can't get Xia Youjie and can't kill Jia Mao Cangshu, can this villain's script still continue?
Warnings: The female lead is strong but hates trouble, has a slightly skewed sense of right and wrong, the plot involves a butterfly effect, all characters survive, there are personal settings, and apologies for any out-of-character moments.
Mona, possessing a magical canvas, became the deity of an island tribe. He could use various drawing tools on the canvas to graffiti the world, bestowing blessings and divine punishment upon civilization. The paintbrush imbued what it painted with divinity, the palette could capture the impressions of all things, abstracting them into conceptual blocks of color. The eraser could easily erase everything, punishing civilization. On the first day, the merciful god painted a giant tree, sheltering the tribe from the wind and rain, and the people all sang praises of His majesty. On the second day, the majestic god used the eraser to wipe away the heads of the tribe's sinners, and the people all prostrated themselves in fear, learning reverence. On the third day, He attempted to try a new painting with a new color. And so, a desolate...
(My new book, "Leap Over America 1994," has been uploaded!)
The following is a timeline of mainstream American media reviews of Charlie Rossi:
[A shameless thief seized America's most famous entertainment brand using despicable means.]
The trivial gossip of spoiled brats and lunatics is starting to pollute the public's eyes.
Hollywood stars have begun calling out the name of that devil.
The brutal butcher bankrupted the entire Wall Street.
The world's newly crowned richest person has announced plans to build a new, magnificent corporate building in Silicon Valley.
Her Excellency Rossie appeared in Washington yesterday.
The great Charlie Rossi has finally arrived at his own loyal and glamorous world!
Back in 2007 America. This is a story about madness, absurdity, and dark humor.