In his previous life, Cui Xian was a PhD in Chinese Language and Literature from a prestigious 985 university.

In this life, he transmigrated to a poor family in ancient times—

A poor family, a pregnant mother, young older siblings, a father and uncle who failed the college entrance exam six times, a grandmother who fantasizes about her son passing the exam and suffers from hysteria, and him who is only eight years old.

Choi Hyun: This is too tragic.

To change his fate, Cui Xian went out to work as a page for a rich young master.

But the young master was a poor student and afraid of taking the exam, so he came up with a bad idea: to secretly register Cui Xian for the imperial examination.

As a result, Cui Xian not only passed the exam, but also went on a killing spree.

He began his studies at the age of eight, wrote "Ode to the Goose" at eight, "Sympathy for the Peasants" at eight and a half, and "... " at nine... Countless great poets were so moved by his work that they gave up writing altogether.

His eight-legged essays laid the foundation for the eight-legged essay format and are hailed as the 'foundational' work.

He opened the stage for debate, engaging in a verbal battle with renowned scholars and learned men from all over the world, proving himself unbeatable.

His commentaries on the Four Books were included in official schools and became the ancient version of the imperial examination textbooks.

He achieved the highest rank in the imperial examination at the age of seventeen.

He also mentored six disciples who became top scholars in the imperial examinations.

He entered the cabinet as Grand Secretary at the age of twenty-seven, reaching the pinnacle of his official career.

He was the last pillar of the literary world in Daliang, a role model and idol for scholars.

Of all the talents in the world, he alone possesses eight-tenths.

He could compose poetry and debate classics when he was in retirement, and write policy essays when he was in the civil service examinations. With his pen, he could govern a great nation; on horseback, he could bring peace to the world.

He single-handedly extended the dynasty's life by three hundred years.

They destroyed Japanese pirates, eliminated the Tatars, built cannons and arsenals, assembled warships, opened up new sea routes, and launched expeditions to Europe.

It became the behind-the-scenes controlling shareholder in 16 countries around the world.

He stood, and the emperor dared not sit.

The officials and ministers wept bitterly, eagerly awaiting: When will the Grand Secretary return to ascend the throne?

And it all started that day when Cui Xian took the imperial examination in place of his young master…

[The Analects + Hilarious + Dark + Relaxed + Brother Zheng + Seizing Bamboo Shoots + Not Doing Anything]

Qin Feng inexplicably traveled back to the time before the Qin Dynasty unified the six kingdoms, and was overheard by Qin Shi Huang.

So the two of them started their funny daily battle of wits and courage.

"Qin Feng, let me ask you, what does it mean that a man should not talk about strange things?"

"The Master doesn't want to talk to you, and he'll use his strange strength to beat you unconscious!"

"If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening."

"If I knew the way to your house in the morning, I would go there and kill you in the evening."

“.......”

The introduction is weak, please refer to the main text for details.

In her past life, her childhood sweetheart from next door betrayed her before marriage. After watching him marry the daughter of the eldest princess, Hua Meng chose to hang herself, wearing the bright red wedding dress she had embroidered for two years.

But after her death, her soul floated in this world for twenty years before she learned that her childhood sweetheart had broken off the engagement because he had overheard that the emperor had no son and wanted to adopt the eldest princess's son as his heir.

...

When Hua Meng opened her eyes again, she was back to the day she was jilted at the altar.

Suicide by hanging? That's impossible!

Hearing that the Emperor is going to hold a selection of concubines, Hua Meng, who possesses a magical spring that can cure all poisons and has a family history of good fertility, declares: Enter the palace! I must enter the palace! I must give birth to a son, change the Emperor's fate of being childless, and shatter the daydreams of the scumbag and the bitch!

Emperor Jing'an: If I have a son, I will be promoted to a lower rank.

A few years later...

Empress Hua, who already has four sons: Your Majesty, I am pregnant again.

Emperor Jing'an, who felt he already had enough sons and no position to promote for the Empress, felt a pang of sympathy and said in a doting tone: "I think the Empress should give birth to a princess."

When the lowly commoners of Wei Kingdom made their only trip to the upper realm to undergo the examination of the Mirror of Appearance, the mirror revealed a peerless phoenix, a legendary creature that had existed since the beginning of time. Everyone cheered for the third young lady of the Wei Prime Minister's mansion. I, with my ordinary appearance, looked at my hand in bewilderment. If I wasn't mistaken, in the instant the mirror swept over me, the phoenix in the mirror made the same movement as me...

[Behind-the-scenes perspective + high-level primordial world + two Hongjuns + Heavenly Dao perspective + no smearing of the Six Sages and other ancient sages!]

Having traversed the primordial world, a mortal encountered the quasi-sage Hongjun. His memories were devoured, while his memories of the Dharma-ending Age were acquired by Hongjun.

(How can a mortal body move a quasi-saint's primordial spirit!)

Heaven issued a decree, and Hongjun proved the Dao with his power. The Three Corpses transformed into Three Venerables, guarding the primordial wilderness.

From then on, the primordial world gained a kind-hearted person named Hongjun who loved to travel the world. He hid behind the scenes to guide the six sages in their cultivation and used the opportunities of the Heavenly Dao to give all races some fun.

Only by delving into and experiencing the great calamity can one understand that the great calamities of the primordial world all stemmed from hatred within the food ecosystem.

After countless epochs, Pangu said to Hongjun, "Fellow Daoist, meeting you in this life is my greatest fortune!"

This book is also known as "Primordial Era: Run! This Hongjun Has a Dual Personality" or "Primordial Era: I am Hongjun, Gods Make Way!"

[Double Purity + Space + All Systems + Divine Beasts + Rebirth + Double Strengths]

In her previous life, she was the supreme ruler of a noble domain in the upper realm, but was plotted against by a scumbag man and woman, her divine veins were dug out, her loved ones were killed, and she died with hatred.

When she woke up again, she was reborn as a foolish daughter of a noble family in a lower-class continent.

This time, she vowed to kill her enemies and take back everything that originally belonged to her.

Can't practice? All the spiritual power will blind you.

Are mythical beasts rare? Sorry, she has plenty of space.

Are the pills really precious? She casually picked them up and scattered them around like candy beans.

He has a peerless magic weapon in his hand, and he can kill gods and Buddhas if they stand in his way.

Anyone who harms her will be eradicated without a single one left alive.

Anyone who betrays her will have his soul destroyed and will never be reincarnated.

A certain aloof deity complained, "Xiao Luo'er, I will never let you down, whether in heaven or on earth, in the azure sky or the netherworld. Can you give me a chance to be closer to you?"

After transmigrating into the book, Su Wan pondered her character setting and fate. She could have easily won, but she insisted on courting death. Is this the standard ending for a villainous female supporting character?

In order to change her fate, she chose to return to the countryside and cling to her five older brothers, since they would all become big shots in the future.

The eldest brother entered the court as an official and was promoted to the third rank. The second brother was taken in as an apprentice by a divine physician and became a master of both medicine and poison. The third brother went to the battlefield and became a great general. The fourth brother's cooking skills were unparalleled, and his restaurant was bestowed the title of the best restaurant in the world by the emperor. The fifth brother was exceptionally talented and his painting skills were superb, making him famous throughout the world. With such powerful connections, why not take advantage of them?

But what's wrong with this powerful second male lead who was rescued so easily? He's always trying to seduce her with his good looks, and he also acts like a pitiful puppy every now and then, pretending to be innocent?

The brothers all agreed that he had ill intentions and was plotting something, but looking at his face, Su Wan felt that it might not be so bad.

Transmigrating to a martial arts world, he becomes Zhang Sanfeng's last disciple, an eight-year-old junior uncle of Wudang!

Awakening to extraordinary comprehension, one can learn a technique after reading it once and reach the maximum level after practicing it once.

Huang Rong: "Is this reasonable?" Zhang Sanfeng: "Disciple, teach me!"

The martial arts world? It hasn't even begun, and he's already invincible!