One cross-dressing cosplay session resulted in a complete transformation.

Upon arriving in the world of Naruto, I originally intended to open a small restaurant and wait for the protagonists to save the world.

But now that I have a cheat code, I'll make this ninja world the way I want it to be.

Even the Sage of Six Paths couldn't help me, I'm telling you!

[Transmigration into a book + eavesdropping on inner thoughts + slice-of-life + rhythm master + funny + silly style + the first few dozen chapters follow the plot, but the later chapters are not, and it's hilarious]

Ning Fan transmigrated into the world of a fantasy novel, became a major villain, and obtained a system!

Once you complete your main storyline, you can return to reality with extraordinary rewards!

Ning Fan stated: "I am a gentleman, I just want to give them a home."

However, faced with the mindless plot that followed, Ning Fan lost his composure. What he didn't know was that the female leads could actually hear his thoughts! Even more absurdly, they could also hear the male lead's voice.

[Senior, who told you to wear black stockings?]

[Master, your persona is supposed to be that of a cool and aloof fairy, what are you wearing? How are your disciples supposed to concentrate on cultivation dressed like this?]

[Tsk tsk tsk! What a brainless, utterly useless master! He's probably been completely fooled by the male lead by now, isn't he? He's being sold out and still helping the seller count the money!]

[Here it comes! The annulment storyline is here! You two shameless lovers, get out of here after you finish your plot, I still need to go give my master a back massage!]

【Ye Qingcheng, what do you mean by not annuling the engagement?】

"..."

Ning Fan was numb as he watched these heroines' personalities gradually crumble and their plots deviate from the expected direction!

However, the female leads all showed off their talents exceptionally well.

"I'm a villain! What do you mean by confessing your love to me?!"

In a deserted outpost of Konoha, a man with a demonic hand cheerfully tossed rice to feed crows. Then Uchiha Shisui appeared before him, clutching his bleeding, empty right eye. A swarm of crows began to blanket Konoha, and the blood-red moon made even Obito Uchiha believe the Infinite Tsukuyomi had arrived prematurely. He was a professional crow breeder, the only living legend in the ninja world. Uchiha Boswayin. (The Naruto world has ended; this is now the world of Legend of Sword and Fairy 3.)

Lin Yu transmigrated to the world of Demon Slayer. Awakening the Character Inheritance System, he immediately inherited the legacy of the blind swordsman, Fujitora Issho. Thus, a swordsman of unparalleled skill and mastery was born… “This swordsmanship!” “Is this really a sword that a human could wield?!” Kibutsuji Muzan collapsed to the ground, his face filled with unprecedented terror. Kibutsuji Muzan once again experienced the terror of being dominated by that figure four hundred years ago, even more terrifying than before. “This oppressive feeling…” “Perhaps, compared to us, you are the monster.” Upper Moon One, Kokushibo, stared intently at the man standing before him. Having experienced the terror of that man four hundred years ago, Kokushibo could better understand the terror of the man before him.

Long Wanli, a born sword god with maxed-out sword comprehension.

He became the sword collector of the Sword Prison of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect.

One glance reveals a thousand swords.

One touch and you'll know the method.

One can master ten thousand swords.

Touch the "Xuanyuan Sword" to obtain the Xuanyuan Sword Body.

Touch the "Demon Emperor Sword" to obtain the Demon Emperor Sword Intent.

Touch the "Immortal Slayer Sword" to obtain the Immortal Slayer Sword Technique.

...

Sword Prison has been collecting swords for fifty years, integrating all the sword techniques in the world.

During this period, under the guidance of Long Wanli...

The sect leader, who had been unable to break through for a thousand years, broke through the shackles of his destiny.

The Holy Maiden of the Immortal Sect attained enlightenment with a single sword strike and soared into the heavens.

...

Fifty years later, chaos reigned throughout the land, and demons rose again.

Long Wanli slew the Demon King with one sword and destroyed the Demon Emperor with another.

With invincible power, he crushes all living beings under heaven.

"I guard the human race, and with a single sword I cleave the heavens and earth. I'll see who dares to invade this world now!"

The land ahead belongs to humans; gods and demons are forbidden from venturing there!

(Martial arts fusion + system + cute kid picking up bargains + disguise + sneaky development)

Reincarnated into a martial arts world with mediocre talent? Lin Suisui laughed. She comes with a martial arts fusion system, and she can combine divine skills herself!

In her quest for the secret manual, she specifically targeted massacres and battles between experts, scavenging for any remaining treasures and making a fortune.

Who knew that one day she would stumble and accidentally stumble upon a stunningly handsome man who had been drugged.

After a night of debauchery, she decisively ran away, taking with her a top-notch secret manual as "reward".

Two months later, she looked at her slightly protruding belly and was dumbfounded: she had forgotten to use contraception!

Oh well, I guess I just picked up a "freebie" at a bargain price.

——

Four years later, a martial arts tournament was held, attracting masters from all over the world.

Looking at the miniature version of herself hanging on his lap, clinging to him and refusing to let go, and constantly stuffing candied hawthorns into his arms, his unchanging icy face cracked for the first time.

"A little one...who loves candied hawthorns?"

Four-year-old child: ???

The adorable child slowly puffed up his chubby cheeks.

Who's the little one? What's wrong with candied hawthorns? Daddy, don't you like them?!

——

The adorable child, disliked by his own father, becomes the darling of the entire aloof sect.

The rigid and serious elder searched for crickets all over the mountains for him.

His aloof and otherworldly, stunningly beautiful martial uncle was his horse to ride every day.

Even his wicked senior uncle, who always opposes his own father, claims he wants to take him back and raise him as his own son!

The adorable child, who was being fought over by the big shots, walked up to his father, who was practicing swordsmanship atop an iceberg, with his hands behind his back and his short legs, and hugged his leg tightly.

"Daddy, stop practicing!"

"I've secretly hidden the washboard that Mommy used to make you kneel on! Come play with me now!"

Ten years ago, after the giant radio tower symbolizing Tokyo was occupied by terrorists, Sakura was considered one of the safest countries in the world. My girlfriend, Gudako, made an indelible contribution to this. Because back then, Gudako and I had neither children nor dogs. Black Lagoon boss Balalaika: "I knew at first glance that Kobayashi could become a big and powerful force, achieving even greater glory." Lycoris: "Such a powerful existence is not allowed on the land of the Far East." Arms Queen Coco: "I hate stingy buyers like Kobayashi the most." Now Kobayashi has to earn money for baby formula and dog food. ...Huh? What are you writing on my business card? She's slandering me, they're slandering me! I'm a law-abiding citizen, okay! Existing reader group: 909128831

[Live Stream + Wilderness Survival + Time Travel + Woman Dressed as a Man]

Mu Qingyun, who ranked first on the list of husbands in the capital, has been reborn, crossing over from the modern era to the interstellar world.

Her fate started tragically. As a real princess, she was usurped by a fake princess for many years. In the end, even her own parents looked down on her and told her not to come back and embarrass the royal family.

He participated in the military academy's wilderness trial, but was criticized by the entire internet for arguing with the princess on the first day.

Mu Qingyun scoffed at this, unleashing her fire-based superpower in her right hand and her unique plant-based superpower in her left. She wreaked havoc on islands, protected her teammates in ruins, and demonstrated unparalleled mental strength, turning the tide of the battle and becoming a sensation throughout the entire intergalactic world.

One day, Mu Qingyun accidentally failed to protect her disguise.

Netizens are in an uproar!

What?! This guy from that garbage planet is so powerful, and he even has dual superpowers!

What?! This incredibly handsome guy is actually a girl!

What?! So she's the real princess of the empire!

Meanwhile, Mu Qingyun was sneering at the man who had been pretending to be weak in front of her. The top commander of the military academy was actually the "weakling" in our team. You really know how to pretend.

A modern youth travels to Mount Sumeru and becomes a Bitter Bamboo Tree with innate spiritual roots. After being guided by Jieyin and Zhunti, he takes human form and becomes their younger brother.

"Third brother, what is a system? Could it be your innate spiritual treasure?"

"The system is something the author used to be lazy; I don't need it."

"Third brother, come with us to the Eastern World to search for some magical treasures!"

"No way, I'm going to lie down and stay on Mount Sumeru. I'll never leave in this lifetime."

"Third brother, didn't you say you never leave Mount Sumeru? Why are you here?"

"Oh, this is my puppet clone!"

"Third brother, why has the doctrine of the Western Religion changed to this state?"

"I've made some changes for you, you're welcome!"

"Long, long ago, a wicked dragon appeared in the East. He ruled the entire continent, bringing ultimate darkness..." Chu Ge closed the magic book, looking amusedly at the young Mebius. "And then? The dragon was defeated by a hero?" "No, the dragon was sealed away by the Saints. The twelve sets of bronze armor symbolizing the constellations were obtained by a group of passionate young people, thwarting Hades's conspiracy." "The story isn't funny at all." Chu Ge nodded, omitting the part about the dragon stepping forward to save the world from destruction and being banished. Hmm, the Shadow Soldiers should be back from grocery shopping by now, right?