A thousand dreams are but a joke, ten thousand joys ultimately lead to my downfall. I laugh as I watch the world rise and fall, wishing only boundless joy to all the heavens. Joy doesn't necessarily have to be created; why can't we find it elsewhere? Perhaps I wrote this book to bring joy to everyone, or maybe I'm just too idle—who knows? Hehe!

Lin Changqing travels through a world where everyone has their own unique magic weapon and becomes an outlier with two magic weapons.

He originally wanted to be invincible, but unexpectedly, the school beauty Su Mengyou discovered his secret!

What’s even more shocking is that she is also cheating?

The two men and four magical weapons were forced to form an alliance.

When Zhao Tai, the son of the Archon, accidentally discovered their secret, Lin Changqing took decisive action and killed him with one sword!

However, the crisis is not over yet. Leng Yanran, the Star Master Instructor, arrives in an instant, and a terrifying pressure looms over her!

"Want to live? Then do as I say and don't ask any questions!"

Lin Changqing put his arms around the school beauty's slender waist and performed an outdoor drama in public!

The only way out deduced by [Stargazing Eyes] is actually "social death"?!

The whole school was shocked: How dare this pair of bastards do such a thing in a forbidden area?!

Just before graduating from college, I was dragged into trouble by my bad friends. I had originally planned to go abroad as a mercenary to make some money. Then I encountered good teammates, bad teammates, and weird teammates. Thinking that mercenary life would be difficult, I was about to give up. But then I stumbled upon a treasure map of an ancient European empire. I set out on a treasure hunt with my friends, but...

In her previous life, Wen Ling was the vicious white moonlight in a melodramatic substitute novel.

She abandoned Zhou Yinhe, who came from a wealthy family and was always arrogant, and remained unmoved no matter how much he begged for peace.

She did this simply because she needed to make room for the beloved female lead, Ruan Miaomiao.

So she bore all the blame and eventually died in a desolate wasteland.

When she opened her eyes again, she found herself back in the third year after her breakup with Zhou Yinhe.

The female lead, Ruan Miaomiao, has already appeared by Zhou Yinhe's side, but so what? She will take back everything that belongs to her.

——

Everyone in Beijing knows that Wen Ling is the white moonlight of Zhou Yinhe, the fifth young master of the Zhou family.

But three years ago, she ruthlessly abandoned Zhou Yinhe.

Now that Wen Ling has made a high-profile return, everyone is waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

But she found that the usually unruly Zhou Yinhe had pinned Wen Ling against the wall, begging her not to abandon him again.

Are you going to dump me again? Didn't you say you wouldn't this time?

Before Wen Ling could explain, his arms tightened, his voice choked, and his eyes were tinged with an extreme madness.

"It's okay, you're not leaving this time."

Even if I force you, you'll be tied to me for life.

———

Theme: A queen and a dog, a love that lasts forever.

In the wild continent, countless races coexist, and the strong are revered.

Chu Yun awakens from his humble beginnings, and from then on, he sings aloud as he treads the heavens, bathes in the blood of countless races, forges the supreme Dao, and becomes the Ancient God Emperor!

Su Gua's life was filled with misfortune. From birth, he'd inexplicably trigger various bugs: clipping, ping drops, missing textures... His umbilical cord lost its collision volume when he was born, and no matter how hard he tried, it wouldn't cut, terrifying the entire delivery room. He went to school, and during break time, the entire school went into a trance with ping drops. He returned home, and upon opening the door, he was transported back seventy years, running head-on into a group of grandmas watching a movie. He took the elevated highway out of town, but a massive black curtain cut the road in half, encircling his hometown, with the words "[Map Loading]" blazoned across it. Later, Su Gua became a player and entered a strange game. As a result, the succubus girls lost their costume textures, the hangman's rope was long enough for a whole class of girls to jump rope, the "No Entry" sign at the hidden store entrance became "Free," and upon entering the game, he killed a chicken and entered the final stage, where the headless boss, bewildered, held a chicken's head. Sadako, who had just emerged from the TV with her upper body stuck in the washing machine, stuck her butt out: "Qiuqiu, you'd better kill me..." The system was furious: [Player Su Gua is making strange threats and breaking the rules of the world. He's truly rebellious! Now he's deciding on the crocodile skin outside the new human plasma. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot...] The players were shocked: "Your bug even freezes the system?" Su Gua slammed the table and stood up: "Whose bug is it? I cleared the level by my own ability!"

Guan Xiaoyu accidentally travels to Douluo Continent, where she's bound to a bizarre "Judgment System." This system specifically targets reborn "stowaways." From elementary school students to square-dance aunties, from local thugs to ignorant lolita girls, beautiful women, social elites, and even homeless beggars, everyone is on its elimination list. The mission principles are incredibly pragmatic (and shameless): If you can defeat them, act cool. If you can't, then mount your horse and flee—the key to survival! As the saying goes, "A sword breaks a horse, and its eggs fall to the sky. Guan Yu possesses me for eternity. Sparing my life is a life of peace, and after my social death, I will become even more immortal."

You start with twin martial spirits: the Azure Dragon Crescent Blade (which comes with the help of Guan Yu's phantom, and has a bizarre configuration of nine spirit rings, making it stronger when facing a stronger opponent) and the aggressive Red Hare (which will kick and kick people if it disagrees with them).

Guan Xiaoyu had originally intended to keep a low profile and survive. However, the system quest refreshed: Target One: An elementary school student who had just finished school! As he rushed towards his target, he was met with a pencil flashing with armor-piercing power, leaving him questioning his fate. The system even whispered in his ear, gloating, "Dear~ Social death is also part of the judgment~"

From then on, Guan Xiaoyu was forced to embark on a hilarious and often suicidal journey of "cleaning up the house" on Douluo Continent. The sonic waves of square dancing women nearly shook him to death, thugs' street extortion tactics were hard to defend against, and an ignorant young woman summoned a candy house, leaving her dazed and stunned... Facing these bizarre opponents, Guan Xiaoyu, crescent-shaped blade in left hand and his fiery Red Hare in right, struggled to survive through a cycle of pretentious displays, frantic escapes, and occasional resignations.

[No CP + Five Summer Glazes in Sync + "Pre-" Nine Phase Diagram Container + Starter Pokémon]

Is the end of the sorcerer's life a mountain of corpses belonging to his companions?

The one in question is the strongest at the same time and won't die, so I had to use the old orange's corpse as a substitute.

Gojo Satoru was the first friend Kamo Rin met after returning to Japan, so when Gojo Satoru said he was going to a vocational high school, Kamo Rin followed him to prevent the arrogant kid from being isolated.

What are people's opinions on Kamo Rin?

Gojo Satoru: A short man who holds grudges

Xia Youjie: Willful Heroism

Ieiri Glass: A Sober Scumbag

Zenin Naoya: A friend with questionable aesthetics

Kento Nanami: A rare normal person?

Haibara Yu: A cheerful and lively senior

Megumi Fushiguro: Irritable and awkward, but worthy of respect.

Kenki Kamo: An Important Family Member

Ryomen Sukuna: Mental Illness

High-ranking sorcerer: Sukuna understands me!

Rin Kamo: The Angel Who Saved the World of Jujutsu

Crowd: No more Wang Po selling melons!

☆Rin has no romantic storyline; if she does, it's only from her childhood.

☆This story may contain elements related to Itsuka!!! If you mind, please avoid it.

☆Some things are so long ago that I've almost forgotten them. I'll remind you if any problems arise.

☆Some personal settings

☆The main character often has a tendency to overthink things and isn't particularly kind.

☆In the main storyline, none of the five characters in the advanced class will die.

☆Some Yokohama storylines

As the daughter of an elite disciple of a major sect, Shi Zhelan had the best conditions for cultivating immortality, but she was secretly cursed and was born with a cursed constitution.

While others cultivate immortality as smoothly as fighting monsters and drinking water, she has to rely on accumulating merit to level up.

With unwavering faith and determination, Shi Zhelan walked the flowery path of cultivation, traversing countless paths to immortality.

Synopsis: Build an invincible army out of diamonds and green farts, no, crystals and gas... Commander, Ai Meng is coming! Why panic? I've got plenty of energy and money! A certain commander snapped his fingers, and a space station and mushroom eggs descended from the sky. BOOM! It's an endless journey filled with explosions and laughter. Author: The former Psyduck. "Commander's Infinite Part-time Job Journey" is a reprinted work, with chapters posted by netizens. Recommended link: https://www.xwxguan.com/wenzhang/146/146046/