"The evil and tyrannical king, the despicable and shameless prophet, the evil source that breeds conspiracy, the despicable sage with supreme wisdom... these are the things that the citizens have bestowed upon you...

Lolita, everywhere in the mountains.

You are the Lolita God, ruling over all beings.

You are the loving Mother Goddess, the goddess of love and kindness.

White-haired Lolita is your incarnation.

Witch Lolita is your will.

Bloodthirsty Lolita is your judgment.

Priest Lolita is your mercy.

Gothic Lolita is your wrath.

Your most devout and humble followers pray to you.

Pray for your coming.

Pray for you to transform this devastated world into a kingdom of Lolita.

Your will will ultimately shine upon all beings.

Transform all life into Lolita!

(I don't know how to write a synopsis, so some references are made. Please don't criticize if you don't like it. Please be kind...)

The protagonist is the main antagonist, who gets involved personally, manipulates people's hearts, and has multiple women.

Jinzhou.

"What!?" Jin Xi's heart trembled violently. As if all her strength had been drained, she slumped onto the bench, her pupils unfocused. She never imagined that the despicable guy would not only target her, but also her teacher.

Sanhua wanted to say something more, but seeing Jinxi's devastated expression, she ultimately closed her mouth. She didn't dare tell her that she herself hadn't escaped his clutches either.

Laguna.

“Priest Phoebe, why did you betray the Order?” Finlake questioned Phoebe, who stood before the statue of Imbrahim, below the steps.

"How dare you be so disrespectful to Headwoman Phoebe!"

“Phoebe’s church can hear the saint’s voice every day, can you?”

"Phoebe's church is the true orthodox one! Phoebe is the one everyone hopes for!"

Phoebe was completely bewildered. Wait, when did she become the head of the church? How come she didn't know?

Coletta couldn't understand why her grandfather had become such a close friend to this guy, forcing her to call that pervert "uncle," and why that poisonous jellyfish, Fissare, would hand over the family to this lecher.

Seven hills.

"I've heard that Miss Yuno is quite skilled with her legs, wielding the Moon Wheel with unparalleled skill. Would you be willing to demonstrate it? The future of Seven Hills depends on your attitude, hehehe."

Kakaro: I've already dodged several versions of this, is he still going to target me and persecute me?

"Where are you?" Katishia knelt weakly on the ground, tears of remorse streaming down her face. "I'm sorry! I was wrong, please come back."

[Time travel + apocalypse + opening a shop + invincible from the start + no romantic pairing + female lead constantly connected to the modern world + slow pace]

Long Mo, female, is a college student full of fantasies about the world and loves games.

However, fate is unpredictable, and no one could have imagined that when she confidently shouted that slogan at a certain collaborative store—

A plate, seemingly out of nowhere, flew down from the sky and hit her squarely on the head!

Damn it, don't they know that throwing objects from high-rise buildings is illegal?

Before Long Mo even received her co-branded package, she was transported to the apocalypse.

Long Mo: I'm the one who got to time-travel!

This is truly something to celebrate, if only she hadn't eaten a mouthful of dirt while laughing out loud...

"Ding~ The Apocalypse Mall System has been bound! Hello, host~ Please select your initial shop!"

Overwhelmed with grief (and frustration), Long Mo immediately decided to create a co-branded store, embarking on a path of benefiting the local people from that moment on.

Long Mo: What bad intentions could I possibly have? I'm just a simple girl who wants to bring happiness and joy to the world!

[Daily Life] + [Main Story] + [Demon War Period] + [Knife]

There are lighthearted, sweet romances and memories of the past, with a theme of sweetness and bitterness.

The heroine is a demon, CP Morax/Zhongli

"I want to know how I died..." Bi Yue's memory of the cause of her death was blank, and it was obvious that Zhongli and Wendy were hiding something from her.

After her rebirth in Nirvana, her memory was incomplete, and her power and authority were also incomplete... After returning to Liyue, she found that her husband was dead (although it was a fake death)... Accompanied by Zhongli, they went to Xumi together, and the lost memories and authority slowly returned in the process.

The pure white heart of God, the power of the abyss within her body, and her frayed memories, what kind of past did Bi Yue experience? Stay tuned...

[A sweet 1v1 romance + male lead Gojo Satoru + magic techniques from the game Honor of Kings]

Question: When someone questions you for being rated as a top-tier sorcerer despite having low spell power, how would you explain it?

Answer: Being bad at the game relies entirely on equipment; I'm a noble equipment enthusiast!

There are two major slang terms in vocational colleges: the rice ball language of "dog-rolled thorn" and the equipment terminology of "half-moon rabbit".

If she says, "I'll buy some shoes first," and you notice that her shoes are gleaming with gold, it means she's a professional at escaping.

If she says, "I'm all dressed up, get out of my way," it means she's about to start showing off.

If she says, "She has chosen Taiyi Zhenren to open the domain," then congratulations, you, as her teammate, have gained a second life.

If someone shouts, "She dropped a legendary sword, the Life-Saving Blade," it means that the Moon Rabbit has gone mad and is stealing my base.

【Eating Guide】

1. This article was written out of love and the author is easily offended; it's purely fictional and should not be taken too seriously.

2. I'm a hopeless procrastinator, so updates will be irregular.

3.1V1, slice-of-life happy ending, male lead is 5t5, OOC warning.

4. Contains a lot of King of Glory slang and references other anime. If you really don't understand it, please don't give it a bad review, it will make you sad.

When the dragon breathed its flames, all I saw was "Error 404: Dragon Breath File Not Found." As a bug tester transported to a game world, I discovered that this world of swords and magic seemed like an unfinished product. The invincible demon king's shield code was "HP=1"; the loyal knight's pathfinding AI would lead him into a cesspool; the sacred dragon would occasionally get stuck in its own doorway due to model misalignment. Others adventure with holy swords, I adventure... with F12 and a heart that wanted to punch all my fellow programmers. Elements: [Hodgepodge worldview], [Pseudo-D&D], [Bug exploitation]

"Hehe~ Commander, are other foxes fun?" Li Cheng was confused when he heard Akagi's words. What about everyone's promise to protect themselves? As an old salted fish who had half abandoned the game, Li Cheng inexplicably came to his own naval base while playing the game, and the one who caused all this was the profiteer Akashi who had been cheating him of his money. In addition to feeling sorry for his own Conqueror Fox, Li Cheng wanted to see his own naval base with his own eyes, but was stopped by Akashi. "Commander, the naval base is now full of scary ship girls, meow~ Do you really want to go back now instead of waiting for the Royal White Eagles to come back and go back together?" "A real man should be brave to face the yanderes! They are all my ship girls! Brave commander, don't be afraid of difficulties!" "But recently Taiho Akagi and the others have been saying scary things, meow~ For example, tying up the commander..." "Um, when will the Royal and White Eagles come back?" Although the ideas of several people are good, it is a pity that they seem to have been influenced by Ron Taiho and others, and the rest of the people have also become a little abnormal.

[mygo+mujica+Shura Field+cult classic]

Morning broadcast: A naked man appeared on the streets of Tokyo today and has been sent to a mental hospital.

Ave Mujica declares war on MyGO Budokan

The Owner of Half the World - The Last Words of the Clown! Want to obtain infinite wealth and realize your ultimate desire? Go form a band! Build the strongest band and seize the great treasure! The era of the world's great bands begins.

Roselia vs. Ave Mujica: The Resurrection of the Tempered Blue Rose

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Many years later, Jiu Ke, who is being pulled by multiple women, will surely remember the night when he abducted his father-in-law.

Su Gua's life was filled with misfortune. From birth, he'd inexplicably trigger various bugs: clipping, ping drops, missing textures... His umbilical cord lost its collision volume when he was born, and no matter how hard he tried, it wouldn't cut, terrifying the entire delivery room. He went to school, and during break time, the entire school went into a trance with ping drops. He returned home, and upon opening the door, he was transported back seventy years, running head-on into a group of grandmas watching a movie. He took the elevated highway out of town, but a massive black curtain cut the road in half, encircling his hometown, with the words "[Map Loading]" blazoned across it. Later, Su Gua became a player and entered a strange game. As a result, the succubus girls lost their costume textures, the hangman's rope was long enough for a whole class of girls to jump rope, the "No Entry" sign at the hidden store entrance became "Free," and upon entering the game, he killed a chicken and entered the final stage, where the headless boss, bewildered, held a chicken's head. Sadako, who had just emerged from the TV with her upper body stuck in the washing machine, stuck her butt out: "Qiuqiu, you'd better kill me..." The system was furious: [Player Su Gua is making strange threats and breaking the rules of the world. He's truly rebellious! Now he's deciding on the crocodile skin outside the new human plasma. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot...] The players were shocked: "Your bug even freezes the system?" Su Gua slammed the table and stood up: "Whose bug is it? I cleared the level by my own ability!"