[Unreal Court] [Lighthearted and funny] [The male lead is so handsome] [Many female leads] [It looks better in the later stages]

Also known as "I'm just a scholar, you say I'm violent?"

"I asked you to be an official, but I didn't ask you to take in a beautiful female demon!"

Lin Moben thought he had a perfect start by marrying a beautiful wife!

Unexpectedly, on the wedding night, he saw his beautiful bride slowly peeling off her skin and painting her eyebrows and lips!

Painted Skin? ! !

In an instant, all the alcohol disappeared and I was covered in cold sweat!

[Use your body as bait, reward: 100 Kindness Points, first time completed, receive a Pure Yang Body.]

[Kill the Banshee, Reward: 100 Good Karma Points, First time completed, receive the Painted Skin Technique!]

I finally married a stunningly beautiful woman, and you want me to kill my wife to prove my faith?

As the saying goes, when evil thoughts arise, the world is wide open...

......

A few years later, Lin Mo, who was reluctantly promoted to a land immortal, commanded the court with his sword, killed the four barbarians, and his battle became known to the world!

"Rebellion is really that simple."

"The first step is to rush into the palace."

"The second step is to kill the emperor."

"The third step is to become the emperor."

Of course, it all started on his wedding night when he mustered up the courage to open the door...

When the Mirror Sphere—the reflection of the world humans usually live in—was wreaking havoc across the universes, the Jewel King dragged Paracelsus off the Throne of Heroes and shoved him into the multiverse, which was suffering at the hands of Heroic Spirits.

Superman/Batman/Captain America/Iron Man/Green Lantern: "You're here to save our universe, right?"

Paracelsus smiled without saying a word.

The superheroes: "Right...right?"

Paracelsus, the great magician of Averageone, a man of kind nature, rationality, composure, and aversion to fighting—a progenitor of modern alchemy and a once-in-a-millennium talent—shaked his head.

"Save what?"

"The Earth is about to be wiped out! Everyone will die!"

They all must die!

Paracelsus closed his eyes with a sense of peace, knowing that he had died peacefully in 1541.

Ancient Rome: From Slave Owner to Supreme Emperor, 3,528731776, Ye Tian traveled through ancient Rome with the strongest slave owner system. As the strongest slave owner, he kicked Crassus, slapped Pompey in the face, and killed Caesar by patting his head. The Senate was treated as a backyard, the Roman triumvirate bowed in submission, and the proud nobles were proud to kneel and kiss Ye Tian's toes. Later archaeological experts discovered through clues that the supreme emperor who once unified the three continents was actually of the Yanhuang bloodline.

Deng Shirong was reborn and returned to the summer of 1980.

In his previous life, he didn't know people well and trusted the matchmaker too much, which resulted in unhappy marriages for his children. His two sons-in-law couldn't hold him up, and his several daughters-in-law made the family a mess.

In this life, he will personally take action to find partners for his children.

Several years later, I got together with some old friends. When the topic of whether their daughter-in-law was filial or not was discussed, the young old men couldn't help but boast.

Deng Shirong waited for them to brag enough, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to WeChat Moments in front of them, saying that he was getting moldy after staying at home and wanted to go out for a walk.

The next moment, his five daughters-in-law living in different cities took turns calling him:

Eldest daughter-in-law: "Dad, where do you want to go? I'll go back to pick you up right away!"

Second daughter-in-law: "Dad, the bird's nest has just been built, and I'm about to go back to pick you up to have a look!"

Third daughter-in-law: "Dad, you have never been to Mount Hua among the Five Mountains. The weather is just right now. Can I go back to pick you up and play with you for a few days?"

Fourth daughter-in-law: "..."

Young daughter-in-law: "..."

This scene made several little old men who had just finished bragging were dumbfounded and their eyes were red with envy!

The current progress of the book: the eldest daughter-in-law is married, and the eldest daughter is married.

[This book focuses on matchmaking + food + daily life, with a strong local flavor, real prices, strong logic, and a eloquent writing style. It is a rare masterpiece of period literature. Don’t miss it when you pass by]

PS: There is already an old book "I Dislike No One in Matchmaking" with a high order of 36,000+. Those who are interested can check it out!

Cheng Zhiguo, set sail.

……

The neighborhood office sent a six-year-old orphan to the courtyard house, hoping that the people there would adopt her. However, everyone regarded the girl as a burden and a nuisance, and pushed the girl to Cheng Zhiguo.

Unexpectedly, the girl turned out to be a martyr's relative and received a large amount of compensation every month until she turned eighteen.

When the birds heard the news, they felt as if the sky had fallen.

Cheng Zhiguo also awakened the entry plundering system:

Plundering a great man's eighth-level work, causing him to lose his skills;

Plunder the fishing skills of Uncle San and make him fly empty-handed every day;

He robbed Sha Zhu of his title of God of War, causing him to be driven wild by Xu Damao;

Plundering Xu Damao's "First Blood Assassin"...

The courtyard began to become chaotic!

……

Anything produced by Cheng Zhiguo must be a masterpiece!

Continuing the previous light-hearted and funny routine, you are welcome to read it.

Imagine a nation whose religious leader is the eldest sister, whose economic pillar is the eldest brother, and whose head of government and parliament is the youngest brother. Is there any hope for this nation's future? "In short, the Three Clans Conference has decided that you will be the first Speaker of the Kjerag National Assembly." Ernst Shivaash sighed deeply at his brother, Silver, who has always been a misfit. In this Arknights world, where the worldline has drifted off to who knows where, he simply wants to ask the curious netizens: "Thank you for the invitation. I'm on Terra, newly appointed Prime Minister. How do I govern this strange little nation?"

The last Holy Maiden of the Eternal God Church, known as the Holy Maiden of the Nation. However, what is unknown to the world is the secret buried over five hundred years ago: the Lorian Empire's imperial lineage consisted only of women, with men being a taboo subject, a secret stemming from an unspeakable ritual within the Church's underground sanctuary. "She's risen from the dead! The Holy Maiden of the Nation has been resurrected!" With this explosive news, the Empress, troubled by the monster tide and the rebellions of surrounding lords, found a pillar of support. However, things didn't unfold as the Empress had expected. The Holy Maiden readily agreed to help her resolve the monster tide and the lord rebellions, but on the condition that she perform a ritual with her. ...Something's not right? This isn't right! How could the Holy Maiden of the Nation be like this? She shouldn't be lustful; she should be a respectable person! "Your Majesty, I adore you. From now on, you will be my plaything, contributing to the restoration of the Holy Religion's glory." "Not only Your Majesty, but my love for everyone is fair and equal." Looking at the group of women kneeling on the ground, each with their own unique beauty, the Holy Maiden declared, "You are all my wings." When the Holy Maiden rose again from her grave, burdened with hatred, she was already a thoroughly wicked woman, eager to satisfy her own desires and ruthless in achieving her goals.

Thousand-year family flow, ancestral flow

Wang Lin, a college graduate, awakened a golden finger called the Ancestor Simulator, which enabled him to travel through time and space, manipulate his ancestors, and complete system tasks.

When Wang Lin completed a mission and returned to reality, he was surprised to find that history had changed!

This made him realize that his chance to follow in his father's footsteps had come!

He worshipped Confucius as his teacher during the Spring and Autumn Period, helped the Qin State to reform during the Warring States Period, helped Fusu to succeed to the throne during the reign of Emperor Qin Shihuang, and turned the tide at the end of the Qin Dynasty!

Destroy the various Hu tribes in the north, conquer the barbarians in the south, slaughter the Ying tribes in the east, and subdue the various countries in the west!

Since the Spring and Autumn Period, the Wang family has been a thousand-year-old family!

Dewy sweat clings to his hair; misty eyes evoke the chirping of swallows. Song Yan, a young, soon-to-be son-in-law, is dragged into a cave by a white-clad heroine! He is surprised to discover that her image permeates his life: his wife, with a similar figure; Taoist Master Yushuang, with the same veil. Back then, the Central Plains was a land of four kingdoms, a land of turmoil and unrest. Even in the small prefecture of Songzhou, undercurrents surged. However, none of this concerned Song Yan. He simply wanted to relax and enjoy music in a brothel...

On her wedding day, she was humiliated; her status as the legitimate wife was instantly changed into that of a concubine.

“wh***! Marrying you is my life’s shame!” These were the hurtful words that came from her childhood sweetheart, now husband.

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Jiejie, jiejie, thank you for your sacrifice. Jiejie, if you’re kind then go. Meimei will replace you and take good care of your husband, to help you enjoy the blessings that you are unable to enjoy!” these words spat out by her smiling cousin made her whole body feel cold.

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“You are shameless! There is no need to say anything! From now on, our Shen family will not have you as our daughter! Someone! Throw out this shameless woman!” These were her relatives?

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Becoming the target of criticisms, and being submerged in a small lake, she realized that all of this was the result of another person’s scheme – but it was already too late!

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Instead of dying, she went back to the past, back to where both feelings were still alive and were loving towards each other; back to when she was not yet an orphan but the doted on Di daughter of the Shen family.

No matter what, in this life, she would never allow anyone to hurt the people she loved. And those people who harmed her in the previous life, she would make them pay the price!