Wang Tianxiao was reborn thirty years ago, the day before the eldest son was born.

It was more than 20 degrees below zero, and the wife shivered on the cold kang with her big belly and three-year-old daughter in her arms.

In the pot, there was no firewood to be seen, and the bottom of the water tank was solidly frozen.

What a difficult start.

My name is Tian Liuhai, and I've transmigrated into Dark Tiga. Currently, I'm the deputy director of the logistics department at TPC. I love slacking off at work and refusing overtime, even if it's paid. Aside from Shinjo and Daigo, those two nightmares from plane crashes, the only downside right now is having to mentor a clumsy female junior. I planned to live this life anonymously. Until that day—the appearance of the Dark Shadow Mage shattered this peace. ... "A passionate heart is essential; friends are found everywhere." "Vroom—" The van sped off wildly. "I am Ace, a warrior of light from the M78 Nebula." "Damn it, Ace is still chasing me." Observing secretly. "I've observed a great darkness about to descend, and for this, I need to find the best partner who shares my heart and soul." "That darkness isn't me, is it?" A question lingered in my mind. "And you, my..."

Mu Wushuang, a top secret agent of the twenty-first century with divine medical skills. Bringing people back from the dead with one hand, while killing criminals with the other. If she wanted someone dead at midnight, that person would not live past dawn, winning her the nickname “Lady Hades”. She passed through space and time and was transmigrated into the Hou Manor’s Third Young Miss, an ugly woman known far and wide to be a useless piece of tr*sh.

Who could have known? When those glacial eyes open, all beasts submit, shaking up Heaven and earth. She’s an one-of-a-kind summoner with heaven defying abilities, and a super prodigy among elixir cultivators. She contracts divine beasts, tramples over evil scums and dregs of society, stopping buddha if she encounters one, killing gods if they hinder her! But who is going to tell her that the Imperial Uncle that she had accidentally become entangled with will be so hard to shake off?

A certain prince: “The Royal Lady is as beautiful as a goddess. All of you better watch her closely, and anyone who tries to hit on her shall be killed without exception!” “My Lord, are you blind? Don’t you realize that it will be the Lady trying to hit on others instead!” The secret guard cried in silent anguish in his heart, his gaze fixed upon the pudgy and rotund Royal Lady.

[The Analects + Hilarious + Dark + Relaxed + Brother Zheng + Seizing Bamboo Shoots + Not Doing Anything]

Qin Feng inexplicably traveled back to the time before the Qin Dynasty unified the six kingdoms, and was overheard by Qin Shi Huang.

So the two of them started their funny daily battle of wits and courage.

"Qin Feng, let me ask you, what does it mean that a man should not talk about strange things?"

"The Master doesn't want to talk to you, and he'll use his strange strength to beat you unconscious!"

"If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening."

"If I knew the way to your house in the morning, I would go there and kill you in the evening."

“.......”

The introduction is weak, please refer to the main text for details.

[There are only four heroines, the others are all losers!!!]

[Daily Life] + [Slightly Yandere] + [No System] + [Funny] + [Nonsense] + [Pleasant Character] + [Slow-burning Plot]

After Lin Lu traveled through time, he accidentally became the lowest-level civil servant among the gods - the God of Land.

Already tired of the chaos between immortals and mortals, he deliberately concealed his strength, wanting only to live a miserable life and wait for death.

But when he looked down, he realized that his iron rice bowl was actually filled with gigolo money?!

Nine-tailed Fox: You have to eat this free meal even if you don’t want to!!

Boss Ji Linglong: As long as you obey me, I guarantee you will enjoy endless wealth and glory!

Evil Beast Qilin: Come here and lie down, okay! It’s my turn to play next!

Bush, through the door. I just want to be a quiet, handsome guy. What are you all doing here? Are you trying to beat the royalists? Help! I'm surrounded by them!

Wei Wu accidentally traveled to the Ming Dynasty and obtained the express blind box system.

Every day you can receive a delivery from the future through the system.

From then on, he closed the door and refused to be a slave, enjoying a happy life with no worries about food and clothing.

He was holding Black Myth in his left hand, holding a crayfish in his right hand, with solar panels hanging in the sky and a power bank in his hand.

Wei Wu:

Hey, how about some high-end stuff? Instant noodles are for people to eat? And you're giving me over 90,000 yuan a pack?

System, you're testing the host with this? Which host can't withstand this kind of test?

No, I'm not going to conquer the world. System, you're giving me an M4A1 automatic rifle? And 400,000 rounds of ammunition?

And what the hell is this, a small, multi-frequency, strong earthquake and waterproof electronic device that can be controlled autonomously late at night?

Can I use it? You can also exchange it for a sage cup!

System, I advise you to be kind and sensible and bring more lobsters and hairy crabs, okay?

I lived happily in the Ming Dynasty for a year. It was the fifteenth year of Hongwu.

The Crown Prince Zhu Xiongying will die in more than twenty days.

Empress Ma could not hold on for more than three months and passed away, leaving Zhu Yuanzhang.

One day, Wei Wu was eating hot pot and singing in his yard when suddenly an old man knocked on the door.

Not only did he come alone, but he even brought his wife with him to eat and drink for free.

Wait, what the hell, the old man’s name is Zhu Ba and his wife’s name is Ma Ying???

Dreaming back in the middle of the night, Wen Mingtang saw the ending of the beauty who pampered the golden house;

After waking up from the dream, Wen Mingtang changed his core and decided to take a down-to-earth path…

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At the end of last year, the evaluation forms for personnel changes in various ministries in the capital came out, and the public chef of Dali Temple topped the list with a record of changing 12 cooks in half a year.

Since then, the public chef of Dali Temple has become famous in the first battle, and has become a nightmare for cooks all over the capital.

…

On this day, a new chef came to the public kitchen of Dali Temple who had been vacant for more than half a month…

A science and engineering man traveled to a poor family in ancient times, and got a young and beautiful wife for free.

What should he do if his family is too poor?

He made soap with lard and plant ash, made a homemade pressure cooker to distill liquor and sold it at a high price, and used a waterwheel to turn the spinning wheel.

He made a lot of money.

Once the ironmaking technology was improved, fame and fortune came to him,

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "I say, Gokawa, you don't have any friends, do you?" Gokawa Shidou: "But I have a lot of Pokémon!" Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Shidou-kun, go on a date with me!" Gokawa Shidou: "Sorry! I have a girlfriend, there's no place for you, senior..." Eriri: "I heard you're writing a novel, it's not impossible for me to help you draw illustrations..." Gokawa Shidou: "No need! Nia can do it for me!" Yukinoshita Yukino: "Aren't cats cute!" Gokawa Shidou: "I prefer *, especially origami-like ones." Nakano Satsuki: "I... I'm a big eater!" Gokawa Shidou: "How about competing with Tohka?"

Reborn as Hikigaya Hachiman, he established the service club first and thought he would live a lonely campus life, but after awakening his past life memories, he found that this two-dimensional world was very

wrong!

The transfer of the demi-human exchange student Elf Princess asked him for help.

Kitagawa Umi's friend who likes cosplay encountered unreasonable shooting requirements