Jiang Tiandao inexplicably travels to another world because of the system, and in order to compensate Jiang Tiandao for all the powers given to him by the system. After he graduated with a doctorate at the age of 16, he went to the peninsula and met his neighbor who committed suicide. After saving him, he found out that his neighbor's name was - Cui Shirley.

[This is a lighthearted, invincible story with excessive angst and third-party abuse; if you dislike this, please do not read...]

While watching Douluo Continent, Qin Feng was indignant that Tang San had destroyed the Spirit Hall. He died unexpectedly, but this led to his accidental transmigration to the Douluo Continent, where he successfully bound himself to the Manifestation System.

He can gain shock points as long as the character he draws can shock the crowd.

Shock points can be exchanged for items and materialized characters.

Thus, Qin Feng materialized many anime characters from his previous life into Douluo.

Why would a hamburger shop appear in the deep sea?

Why would humans cut down trees in the forest?

Why would wolves hunt in a terrifying sheep village?

Bibi Dong: There is great terror in this Bear Ridge!

Tang San: What Bear Ridge! You've already chosen your own death!

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【Food】+【Daily Life】+【Tasks】+【Funny】+【Healing】.

The wage earner Lin Fan accidentally obtains a god-level stall system. By selling delicious food and completing tasks, he can get a mysterious reward.

From then on, Lin Fan fell in love with setting up a food stall.

"I am a customer, and customers are God. Why don't you sell to me?"

"Sorry, I don't sell assholes and dogs here."

——True love words from Lin Fan to the head of Dogecoin.

"Little boy, you are so lucky. You are my 100th customer today. You can buy a serving of wontons for one dollar."

——This is the birthday gift that Lin Fan gave to the poor little girl’s mother.

"That beef noodle stand, the owner is a fool."

"His beef noodles are full of beef. It's like the beef is free. Do you think the boss is an idiot?"

——A true evaluation of Lin Fan from customer Tie Niu.

"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!

1. In Misplaced White Moonlight, Chi Yi and Jian Qing went through hardship together in childhood. When they became adults, Chi Yi sought out Jian Qing to repay the kindness, only to have Jian Qing’s biological daughter from her lazy, ignorant adoptive parents impersonate her.

Xie Shaojun is playing the role of this vicious fake.

As the stand-in, Xie Shaojun’s daily routine is: permed bob, heavy makeup. Everyone says she’s a streetwise slacker “big sister” type.

Meanwhile, Chi Yi, eldest daughter of the richest Chi family, is dazzling, intelligent, disciplined, loaded with money — a publicly acknowledged goddess.

Two people who should have nothing to do with each other are brought together by the plot.

For two years, Chi Yi helps Xie Shaojun break bad habits and tutors her so she can get into university. No matter how rebellious Shaojun is, Chi Yi never abandons her. Moved by her unrelenting patience and tenderness, Shaojun falls in love with Chi Yi.

The plot then runs wild: Shaojun works hard to get into Southern University, striving to become the kind of person Chi Yi likes. She even forgets her identity as a “task taker,” and right after graduation, they get a marriage certificate.

Then, one month later, Jian Qing returns from studying abroad.

When the truth comes out, Chi Yi coldly tells Shaojun that all her kindness stemmed from their shared childhood salvation. Even if Shaojun, now an adult, was morally bankrupt, she still would have reached out her hand. Chi Yi looks at Shaojun like a stranger.

“Do you have anything to say for yourself?”

In her head, the system says: [A vicious supporting character should act like a vicious supporting character.]

Waking up to reality, Shaojun crosses her legs with zero remorse: “Nope. I’m just jealous of her.”

“You’re beyond saving,” Chi Yi says with disappointment.

Shaojun shrugs carelessly: “Mm. I’m vicious to the bone!”

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2. After the truth of the impersonation spreads, everyone calls Shaojun a marriage scammer, selfish and self-serving. Even her parents, Father Xie and Mother Xie, are utterly disappointed, saying they’ll kick her out.

At this point in the plot, Shaojun is simply waiting for a divorce agreement so she can exit peacefully.

One day, two days, half a month… no divorce papers from Chi Yi.

One day she runs into Chi Yi, who asks, “Regret it?”

Shaojun glances at Jian Qing behind her and smiles lazily at Chi Yi: “Why would I? Baby, seeing you run in circles from my tricks only excites me.”

Chi Yi narrows her eyes, knocks Shaojun’s hand away with force, and the next day they finalize the divorce.

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3. Half a month later, Xie Shaojun dies of cancer — and before her death, she donates a kidney to Jian Qing.

After her death, everyone begins to repent.

But no one knows — she didn’t actually die. She was reborn.

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Bold Warnings:

1. Xie Shaojun did not scam a marriage! The one who truly shared hardships with Chi Yi has always been Shaojun. Chi Yi doesn’t like Jian Qing; she has always loved Shaojun. She’s just bad at saying it. Double first love, HE.

2. This is a foreshadowing-heavy story. If I reveal all the setups from the start, there’s no point in reading. It’s a “crematorium” plot (angst before reconciliation), so there will naturally be a lot of controversy. The author will not be swayed by the comment section — otherwise the fire won’t burn. It’s not pure angst, not pure satisfaction.

No story coaching accepted.

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Tags: Urban, Prestigious Families, Lovers Reunited, Industry Elites, Transmigration

Main POV: Xie Shaojun interacting with Chi Yi

One-line summary: After I died, everyone began to repent (GL)

Theme: No matter what kind of environment you’re in, if you hold onto your bottom line and kindness, you can still make the best of your life.

[Decisive and ruthless] [Not invincible] [Stable] [System simulator]

Li Bufan's soul transmigrated to a prosperous era of a hundred schools of thought contending. Human civilization had survived thousands of years of trials and tribulations, and the flame of the cultivation civilization was slowly rising. Behind all of this, there was always an unseen hand guiding everything.

[Simulation Ended]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have attained the cultivation level of an Earth Immortal.]

"Now I should be able to protect myself, right?"

Li Bufan finally breathed a sigh of relief after retrieving the system panel.

The newbie monster in the starting village: "If we're not buddies, are we not even going to keep up the act?"

Several years after activating the system, Li Bufan successfully ascended to the Immortal Realm, gradually getting closer and closer to the truth.

[You have successfully contained a Tier 4 'Hellhound', Ash Points +1000! Gained the ability 'Soul Harvest'!]

Xu Yuan looked at the little black pine dog that kept rubbing against his feet and fell into deep thought.

[You are invincible! You have successfully purified the 'Tier 6 Pollution Source - Explosion Three Stars', earning 3000 Wasteland Points and the resource 'Advanced Source Energy Crystal'!]

Xu Yuan looked at the shattered phone he had found and suddenly felt it getting hot to the touch. The system said, "This thing can actually blow up three planets?!"

[Your great compassion has bestowed resources upon the wasteland inhabitants, ensuring their happy and prosperous lives. Wasteland Points +5000! The territory has acquired the defensive weapon 'Prism Tower'!]

Xu Yuan looked at the company employees who had just received their salaries and were grinning from ear to ear, and wondered: "Wasteland citizens?"

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