My name is Tian Liuhai, and I've transmigrated into Dark Tiga. Currently, I'm the deputy director of the logistics department at TPC. I love slacking off at work and refusing overtime, even if it's paid. Aside from Shinjo and Daigo, those two nightmares from plane crashes, the only downside right now is having to mentor a clumsy female junior. I planned to live this life anonymously. Until that day—the appearance of the Dark Shadow Mage shattered this peace. ... "A passionate heart is essential; friends are found everywhere." "Vroom—" The van sped off wildly. "I am Ace, a warrior of light from the M78 Nebula." "Damn it, Ace is still chasing me." Observing secretly. "I've observed a great darkness about to descend, and for this, I need to find the best partner who shares my heart and soul." "That darkness isn't me, is it?" A question lingered in my mind. "And you, my..."
Tony Stark, you don't even dare to be yourself in the fire, how dare you say you love Pepper Potts?
Ancient One, you still ask Dormammu for power?
Too outdated, come and try Fire Keeper Credit Co., Ltd.! Fire Lord Surtur, if you don't rebel now, when will you?
Overthrow the tyranny of Asgard, freedom belongs to the fire giant!
Megatron, do you know why you can't beat Optimus Prime?
Because the fire source in your body is too outdated, here, this sinful fire is for you, you're welcome!
Diablo, want the fire of chaos?
Sure, take the little girl Leia in your body in exchange!
The ordinary and relaxed daily life of the fire kings, the special edition of the earth version of the soul of love.
Although I am a non-combustible garbage, my wife is a fire keeper, what can you do to me?
I just beat Dark Souls 3, and the next second I became the Lord of the Abyss in another world! Bound to the [Firelink Dungeon], I'm invincible from the start, and I swear to create the fairest and most loving paradise for suffering in history!
But can someone tell me why the entire kingdom went on high alert just because I put a "Gundam" as a tutorial character?!
I threw a glowing stone because I was afraid players would get lost, but it was taken as the "ultimate guide of the evil god," attracting a bunch of archaeologists to study it at the cost of their lives! The most beautiful ice queen on the continent even knelt in front of me with the Imperial Seal of the State, begging me with tears in my eyes to delay the destruction of the world by even a little bit!
I'm dumbfounded. I really just wanted to see you guys roll, parry, and fight bosses, to experience the pure joy of gaming!
Looking at my sky-high "reputation" score in the system and the million-strong army kneeling outside the dungeon, I silently lit a cigarette, wanting to ask just one question:
"Um... anyone else want to try my new game? I'll give you a +10 artifact for your first clear, hey!"
(Horror game + ruined childhood + no heroine + no system)
Liu Zheng traveled to a world where horror games were rampant, but unexpectedly awakened a super talent.
The horror game was a familiar fairy tale from a previous life, but there was something a little off about the plot.
The talent is also very strong, but the effect is somewhat affected by something.
[Oops]: Shout loudly and you can transform into Ultraman Gaia!
[Wo Nei Die]: You can become someone else's father!
[Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon]: Recite the full spell to summon the Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon!
[If You Could Start Over]: Summons two shadow clones, each with 80% of the original's strength!
[The Analects + Hilarious + Dark + Relaxed + Brother Zheng + Seizing Bamboo Shoots + Not Doing Anything]
Qin Feng inexplicably traveled back to the time before the Qin Dynasty unified the six kingdoms, and was overheard by Qin Shi Huang.
So the two of them started their funny daily battle of wits and courage.
"Qin Feng, let me ask you, what does it mean that a man should not talk about strange things?"
"The Master doesn't want to talk to you, and he'll use his strange strength to beat you unconscious!"
"If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening."
"If I knew the way to your house in the morning, I would go there and kill you in the evening."
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The introduction is weak, please refer to the main text for details.
Liu Bang: Rebellion? What rebellion? The Great Wall has 300,000 die-hard fans of the prince, and the royal court has 500,000 sworn cavalrymen. Tell me, who dares to rebel? Brother! Rebellion is a dead end. It's better to come with me and get a government position. That's the real future.
Xiang Yu: The Qin will be destroyed by Chu! Now he is the one with the most power, so... what? The prince personally invited me to be an official?
What do you mean by "destroying Qin"? I'm talking about King Qin! Hey! You traitor, how dare you harbor such rebellious intentions? I'll capture you and hand you over to the prince for punishment!
Han Xin: Huh? You two are still trying to compete with me for favor! I was exiled to the Great Wall with the young master when I was a teenager. How could you sow discord between us?
Wait! Sir, I really don't want to be the King of Qi! Slander! They are slandering me!
Ying Xuan watched with a smile as these three Chu-Han heroes threw dirty water at each other. It turned out that they had a feud and would not be able to live in peace even if they became colleagues. But wasn't this exactly what he wanted?
He silently opened the hand-drawn world map.
I can still hold on for a few more years. If there's no rush to clean up the mess at home, should we destroy the Donghu first? Or attack Loulan? Hey! I heard there's civil unrest in Rome? How about sending a group of Whips of God to help stir things up?
"The rain wet the sky, ruining it very elegantly."
My name is Su Li, and I am the only male disciple of Yuchang Peak in the past ten thousand years (since the founding of the peak)...
When I was nine years old, my master brought me a junior sister.
When I was ten years old, my master ran away.
That day, I closed the book, my eyes were extremely serious:
"Girl, I see that your forehead is black, and there will be a bloody disaster!"
A novel series about the grave-robbing adventures of Wu Xie, a young man hailing from a family that had been tomb-raiders for centuries.
Should I avoid his sharp edge? My blade is not necessarily weaker!
What? You're a level above me? No problem, the advantage is mine!
You say you're the sect leader? Oh, if you can be a sect leader like this, then I can be one too. Sect leader, prepare to die!
My lady, you're dressed too revealingly, and you're beautiful too, so please don't ask me what I want to do!
You offended me and you didn't run away, you're such a (thumbs up)
If I can't kill you and you get away, I'll be this (thumbs up backwards)!
Anyway, my main principle is not to let myself suffer any grievances. If anyone makes me feel grieved, I will kill them, otherwise my Dao heart will be unstable.
One day.
In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.
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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:
I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.
Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.
To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!
Join my Familiar and enjoy:
1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!
2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!
3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!
Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.
You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.
With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!
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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)
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For those with insufficient funds:
You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."
Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.
Don't miss this opportunity!
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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works