If you could live your life again, what position would you prefer to lie down and give up in the most comfortable way?

Lu Ming has been given a second chance at life. After spending half his life as a beast of burden, he now has a shortcut in front of him, and he vows to seize it.

He copied songs, books, and scripts without any psychological burden.

He doesn't have that kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder about moral purity or the bad habit of wanting to have it both ways.

He's just an ordinary person; he just wants to live an easier life.

If you don't steal or rob, why not?

When a guest is cooking, you play and sing "Ah Kei Kuli" (a popular Chinese song), making him never want to step into the kitchen again.

A guest sang a sweet love song on a dating reality show, and your rendition of "Who" went viral online.

When guests wanted to hear stories, they readily quoted from "Ghost Blows Out the Light."

The production team was promoting local culture and tourism, and you carried a speaker and played a hardcore song and dance routine into the venue.

Haters are criticizing you for not having any work, but the pop diva is stepping forward to invite you to write a song.

Haters say you tell bad stories, but an award-winning actor wants you to write a screenplay.

Haters said you lack variety show skills, so the show's director immediately announced that they had invited you to be the producer of a new program.

The viewers in the live stream finally understood: you're just going to pull off one new skill every day, right?

This isn't some obscure, unknown nobody; this is clearly a monstrous dragon capable of wreaking havoc.

In his first month back in the modern world, Lin Muran picked up a girl at a comic convention—one who claimed to be a dragon.

“Life is but a dream, and humans are like specks of dust. Why do mortals always stare at half-naked women in paintings? How pitiful...”

“Put down that dakimakura first, then we’ll talk.”

In his second month, he ran into a girl at his doorstep, her smile clearly forced, held in place by her own fingers.

“Master said... if I register as a monster girl here, I can eat for free. Is that true?” the girl named Di Hou asked while maintaining her painfully fake grin.

“First of all, we already have one freeloader at home.”

By the third month, the door was knocked on yet again—this time, by a seemingly elegant older girl who claimed to be his number one anti-fan.

"Papa Lin, how about we collaborate on a Birdkin’s Tale? Guaranteed hit!"

"Honestly, I preferred it when you and your troll army were just roasting me in the comments."

Many years later, Qingyu, who has become a battle legend, a master champion, and the only big anchor on Poké TV, faced an interview with a reporter with a serious face:

"Some people always say that the current hellish battle environment is all my fault."

"Then let me ask you, what is Daigo's scattering of argot and flying armored birds? Did I also teach Dantei's Gigantamax Charizard?"

"Answer me! Looking my eyes!"

The next day.

"The current hellish battle environment is all my fault."

"Daigo's scattering of argot and flying armored birds, Dantei's Gigantamax Charizard were also taught by me."

Excerpted from Qingyu's original words.

——"Qishu Qishu Channel"

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world as a poor, low-income household?

Summer Pond (Xia Chi) thinks it wouldn’t be so bad to just raise a few cute Pokémon and live a plain but happy life.

But what the heck is this suddenly awakened Hex System?!

[Magical Masked Meow]

[Equipment: Trinity Force] (+33% Physical Attack, Special Attack, Physical Defense, Special Defense, Speed, HP)

[Equipment: Ember Crown] (+70% Spellcasting Speed, +10% Extra Damage; Skills inflict Burn effect on targets)

[Synergy: Grass Type (6)] — At the start of battle, increases Physical Attack, Physical Defense, and HP by 1% per second, up to a max of 200%. When the limit is reached, summon the Tree of Life!

[Synergy: Dark Type (6)] — Defeating opponents lets you collect Fear Points, each...

Five years ago, Su Jing traveled to a parallel world where monsters were rampant.

He transformed into Kamen Rider Zero-One, suppressed monsters and other knights, became the strongest knight, and maintained peace and order!

But because of the use of the hastily made Zero-One Driver, his body was already broken and he could no longer fight.

After two years of recuperation, he returned again, but was identified as the suspect of killing Kamen Rider Saber and would be tried! He

knew that this was just an unfounded excuse.

The real purpose was that his childhood sweetheart Yan Qingxue, who had co-founded the Knights Association with him, didn't want him to go back to fight for power, so he killed the donkey after he had done his work, and the bow was put away after the bird was gone!

Faced with an unfounded trial, Su Jing decisively chose to load the World Destroyer System and became the World Destroyer Decade!

"Judge me?"

"I am the founder of the Knights Association! Who can judge me, who dares to judge me...

Reporter: Principal Li, your school is just a private college—why do global elites all want to become honorary alumni?

Li Mobai: Because we have the world’s best university-affiliated hospital. If the Eastern King of Hell wants you dead by midnight, our hospital will keep you alive till dawn! If the Western Grim Reaper wants to claim your soul, he’ll have to get our permission first! Become an honorary alumnus and enjoy exclusive medical services!

Reporter: Principal Li, as the only university in the country with its own high-speed rail station, are you proud?

Li Mobai: What’s there to be proud of? We’re planning to build a university airport next year!

Reporter: Principal Li, rumor has it that Shanhé University’s affiliated companies employ 1.8 million people—is that true?

Li Mobai: Of course that’s false!

By chance, Qi Tian traveled to a new world and fell in love online with Leng Qingbai, a second-generation military officer from this world.

Having lived two lives, he knew very well that if he did nothing, he would never be able to have a happy ending with Leng Qingbai.

So Qi Tian resolutely agreed to the request of his family elders and embarked on a military career.

After joining the army, Qi Tian started from the training base, fought back all the way and became a legend!

Leng Qiangguo: Who says this son-in-law is bad? This son-in-law is amazing!

Qi Dafa: My son is just a little yellow-haired boy, why do we have to open a family tree for him?!

What's it like to have an absurdly powerful younger sister? Transmigrating to Earth, where martial arts flourish, Shen Yan starts with no innate talent, a crippled body, both parents dead, and a debt of 700,000. On the rooftop, Shen Yan looks at his parents from both his past and present lives, now all dead, and then at his pitiful little sister clinging to his clothes… Fine, he won't jump. "Shen Qingqiu, this is the seventh piece of clothing you've torn! Let go! If you don't let go, I'm really going to fall!!"

Yuan Ge traveled to a parallel world where strange beasts roamed everywhere.

There is an uncontrollable strange thread in the body.

In this world, children must participate in a job change ceremony when they reach the age of eighteen.

If the job transfer fails, the boy will be sent to mine in the black mine area.

The girls will be sent to Anleyuan and married to disabled and retired job-changers.

Yuan Ge successfully changed his job to become a D-level professional, puppeteer.

However, the job transfer item, the puppet, did not appear.

Instead, a voice sounded in his mind.

"Ding... Awakened successfully, gaining the puppeteer's passive skill, fishing."

While Yuan Ge was studying his puppeteer skills, the outside world was in chaos.

"A puppeteer without a puppet is just a cripple, isn't he?"

"It's so funny! I successfully changed my job, but I don't have a puppet. Master Puppet Master, are you a half-finished product? Hahahaha..."

"I suggest that we retire this puppeteer. He's young and strong, and maybe he can even give birth to a few more job-changers."

“Second!”

Seconding the motion +1

…

So, with the arrangement of someone, Yuan Ge was sent away.

But he was not sent to the Paradise, but to the black mining area.

As for his place in Anleyuan, it was replaced by a powerful young master.

It was not until he was assassinated on the road that Yuan Ge understood the whole story.

"Using a puppeteer's name? I don't know who gave you the guts to do that!"

Yuan Ge snapped his fingers, and a strange thread shot out and pierced through the assassin's body.

"Ding... Fishing successful, gaining Strength +3..."

The young and promising Cheng Zhu saw a question online: "If you were given a chance to go back to the past and be reborn, would you want it?"

As the most arrogant person in the circle, Cheng Zhu looked at the thousands of comments in the comment area wanting to be reborn, and directly pretended to reply "No", and attached a screenshot of the bright balance in the bank card.

But the next moment...

He was reborn!

...

This book is also known as "Don't disappoint good girls, don't waste bad girls", "Who said I just want to make money, adults don't make choices", "The prodigal son has lost his head, how to reply", "I told you to have no women in your heart, but I didn't tell you to have no women around you", etc.