第1章 我光没有黑暗沉重的秘密 

My light has no dark and heavy secrets

There's a legend circulating around Hogwarts: Miss Lacus's first cry gave birth to the Dementors; Miss Lacus's first nightmare gave birth to the Obscurus; Miss Lacus's first fear gave birth to the Boggart; Miss Lacus's first laugh gave birth to Peeves; and Miss Lacus's light side became Voldemort! "Hogwarts, that's all a lie!" Miss Lacus protests. "Your light has no dark, heavy secrets, only light and bright!" (A playful Hogwarts fanfiction, featuring many meme elements and some Hogwarts Legacy content. The protagonist is a lone wolf, not for women.)

霍格沃兹流传着一个传说：拉克丝小姐第一次啼哭诞生了摄魂怪；拉克丝小姐第一次噩梦诞生了默默然；拉克丝小姐第一次恐惧诞生了博格特；拉克丝小姐第一次大笑诞生了皮皮鬼；拉克丝小姐的光明面变成了伏地魔！“霍格沃兹在上，这都是谣言！”拉克丝小姐表示抗议，“你光没有黑暗沉重的秘密，都是轻松明亮的！”（欢乐向霍格沃兹同人，游戏梗要素较多，涉及霍格沃兹之遗部分内容，主角铁血孤狼，非女频文）