第1节

Section 1

Horrific! A Japanese man commits a heinous crime for a game! — *Sword Art Online: About My Kidney-Cutting by Kayaba Akihiko!* ...Shocking! A seven-person gang abroad kills each other for this reason! — *Fate/Zero: A Bloodbath Caused by a Five-Yen Coin!* ...Outrageous! A young man breaks into a woman's bedroom intending to do this! — *Sword Art Online: Hahaha! I'm Luke Skywalker!* ...99% of men are envious! So many beauties he can't resist! — *DanMachi: I Had So Much Fun in the Ishtar Familia I Lost Contact!* ...A heartless couple teamed up to beat up an elderly man? The final result was applause-worthy! — *Fate/Grand Order: About My All-Inclusive Fun with a Beautiful Girl (?) in Qin Dynasty!* "...Although this system seems to be a movie-watching system...who the hell are watching these movies?!Who the hell are these lunatics who are liking my embarrassing slices of life?!"

惨绝人寰！日本一男子为游戏犯下滔天罪行！——《刀剑神域：关于我被茅场晶彦噶了腰子这件事！》……震惊！国外七人团伙竟然为了这个理由互相残杀！——《Fate/Zero：这是因为一枚五円硬币而发生的血案！》……令人发指！年轻男子潜入女子卧室竟想做出这种事!——《刀剑神域：哈哈哈！我是天行者卢克！》……99%的男人都羡慕哭了！让他无法自拔的众多美人！——《地城邂逅：我在伊斯塔眷族爽到失联！》……无良男女竟然联手暴打年迈老人？最后的结果令人拍手叫好！——《FGO：关于我在大秦与美少女（？）吃喝玩乐一条龙这件事！》………………“虽然说这个系统似乎是观影体系统的样子……但是到底是哪些神经病TM谁在观影！？到底是哪些TMD神经病给我的丢人现眼的人生切片点赞的！？”