Attack on Titan had a terrible ending, so Jiang Luo cursed the old scoundrel Isayama. Unexpectedly, he then transmigrated into the world of Titans. Even more tragically, he became a Pure Titan, unable to speak.

Jiang Luo: "Hey guys on the wall, I'm one of you!"

Garrison: "Why is this Titan roaring at us? Blast it!"

Jiang Luo: "Author, can you even draw? Give me the pen, I'll draw it!"

Old Scoundrel: "Who are you to teach me? I'll just write you to death first!"

As conspiracies slowly surface and panic in Hogwarts just begins, a strange Q&A space suddenly descends, pulling some individuals into it.

Then, it asks everyone a very peculiar question:

What is the main reason Draco repeatedly provokes Harry?

A: Jealousy of Harry's fame and reputation

B: Draco's dark nature; he was born that way

C: Draco deeply loves Harry, and that love turned to hatred

D: Maybe he's not sane and wants to destroy Harry if he can't have him

Everyone present turns to look at Draco.

Draco: "A bunch of people are looking at me with man-eating gazes. I'm freaking out. What do I do? Seeking help online, it's urgent."

Gary Shafiq originally just wanted to graduate smoothly from Hogwarts, find a stable job, and live a plain, unexciting, and monotonous life. He never expected his wand wouldn't allow him to be a dreamless slacker.

In the 1970s, as darkness loomed, Gary raised his wand again and again against the evil forces.

Waking up, Joel found himself transmigrated into the magical world of Harry Potter, bringing with him a "Pipi Shrimp" pay-to-win system.

Charms, Transfiguration, Potions...

Spend money + grind = boundless magic!

But slowly, Joel discovered that this system was as mischievous as its name suggested.

"I absolutely cannot do something like that!" Joel vehemently refused a system-issued task.

One morning, Professor McGonagall's office doorknob mysteriously vanished.

The Gryffindor lioness was furious, while Joel, tucked in a corner, contentedly watched his Transfiguration progress bar tick up on the system panel.

This is a story about a protagonist making money and causing mischief at Hogwarts.

Allen, a programmer, transmigrates to the Harry Potter world and gains the unique talent of random partial transfiguration each day.

In Flying Class, he sprouts wings.

Exploring the Forbidden Forest, he grows a turtle shell.

To heal himself, he transforms a unicorn's hoof.

And because of a transformed tongue, he develops a deep, bitter feud with Voldemort.

Elephant ears, a snake's nose, a phoenix's eyes, an octopus's tentacles, a giraffe's neck, penguin legs, a peacock's tail, dragon scales...

These transformations bring him all sorts of advantages and troubles...

They also lead him, step by step, to understand the magical essence of this world, pushing Transfiguration to new heights.

He initially just wanted to protect himself and stay far away from trouble, but to his surprise, trouble kept finding him.

Even more unexpectedly, in this magical world, he even started using programming concepts to DIY all sorts of transformed beasts...

Are you afraid of firearms that can shoot magic? What? You're not scared of those little squirt guns that only shoot "Aguamenti" and take three minutes to reload after one use? Oh, my dear customer, I'm not talking about those children's toys. I'm talking about the new big toys only big kids can use!

Please look this way:

Expelliarmus Colt! Its immense power guarantees equality for all; even Voldemort would drop his wand if hit!

Stupefy Gatling! Three thousand six hundred rounds per breath—no one can stand for more than a second under its firing muzzle!

Confringo Remington! Even Gringotts' vault door can be blown open with a single shot!

Reborn as the only son of the infamous Bellatrix Lestrange, Cain Lestrange is automatically branded a "dark second-generation" from the moment of his birth.

"We rise from the mire, we are full of ambition, we crave power, we are strong and calm, we are elegantly self-possessed, we never regret. We are Slytherin."

Becoming a Slytherin is Cain Lestrange's destiny. Watch as he stirs up the winds and clouds, leading Slytherin to reclaim its glory and forge an everlasting Hogwarts!

What's it like to transmigrate and have a system that insists you become the Dark Lord? I don't want a high-risk job like the Dark Lord!

...Hermione, don't be like that, stop it, I can't betray Luna!

...Fleur, please go, I'm sorry, it can't happen between us!

...Cho Chang, I'm begging you, go find your Cedric, don't mess with me, Luna will kill me if she sees us!

..."Azkaban!" ⊙▽⊙ What's happening? Sorting Hat, what are you trying to do? Don't scare me!

Grandpa sells bombs in Knockturn Alley, and my second uncle is locked up in Azkaban!

My parents, aunts, and uncles are all poachers. What am I supposed to do after transferring schools three times?

If I don't work hard, I'll only inherit a castle, thirty thousand acres of land, two shady businesses, and a poaching team from my family. I'll be a complete failure! Nothing at all!

He transmigrated into the chaotic world of Harry Potter... probably.

Carrying the heavy trust of the Prime Minister... no.

Conspiring to overthrow the Ministry of Magic... wouldn't dare.

So, he could only do this: make more friends and build up his strength first.

"So I'm really not a bad person, I just wanted to be friends with you," Anthony said years later, looking at Voldemort who was unable to rise again.

...

Serious Synopsis:

Returning to London, bearing a heavy trust?

In 1991, Britain enacted the "National Special Talent Protection Act."

In 1992, MI5 and MI6 established WIC (Wizard Intelligence Committee), a wizard monitoring agency covering the entire country, and began to spread it throughout the Commonwealth.

In 1993, the first Royal Wizard Auror Force was formally established.

In 1994, 1995, and 1996, events changed rapidly, wizards declined, and a great war was about to begin. Amidst a series of changes, Muggles rapidly rose.

This is a story about the protagonist making many friends and attempting to overthrow the Ministry of Magic...

PS: (Please do not connect this to reality)