Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

A girl, with a mobile phone that can only connect to the Internet but cannot make any comments, and knowledge of all the plots, lives the life she wants in the world of cultivation. What will happen to her in the world of cultivation?

Crossing into the Han Wu Era, Lin Jiu was bound to a dress-up system.

The system is determined to make her the favorite concubine of Emperor Wu of Han.

The first outfit she drew was “Soul Return,” which came with the “Summon Soul” skill.

System: “Go, summon the soul of Liu Che’s companion who recently passed away, and greatly increase Liu Che’s affection for you.”

Lin Jiu thought for a moment and chose to summon the soul of Liu Bang instead.

“Who needs to be a favorite concubine? I want to become the goddess of the empire”

Yu Qian has bound herself to a Conquest System.

System: “You must conquer the protagonists of various worlds and win their love.”

Yu Qian draws a beginner’s gift pack and gets a Bloodline Potion. Without hesitation, she transforms into a three-year-old child and uses the potion on herself—becoming the biological daughter of the target.

System: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!”

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World 1: The School Tyrant Raising a Child

Zai Ye is the infamous school tyrant of No. 2 High School. His parents divorced, leaving him with nothing but an empty house. Arrogant and rebellious, he indulges in reckless behavior—street racing, fighting, you name it.

One day, he meets a two-year-old child who looks just like him.

Zai Ye smirks coldly: “My dad’s illegitimate daughter?”

Then the DNA test results come out. The once-smirking school tyrant completely breaks down: “She’s… my… daughter???”

As he watches his long-separated parents pick up broomsticks and slippers, Zai Ye collapses: “I SWEAR I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING! I’M STILL A virg*n!”

At the parent-teacher meeting, the perpetually grumpy school tyrant carries an adorable, chubby little girl into the school.

His underlings, cigarettes dangling from their lips, laugh: “Yo, Boss, that your little sister?”

Zai Ye: “Spit out the cigarette. She’s my daughter.”

Underlings: “???”

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World 2: The Ice Dragon Dad Raising a Child

The Ice Dragon Lacia has lived in the human empire for many years. A learned scholar, he is a renowned professor at the Central Academy of Magic, feared by students for his strictness.

One day, he senses a bloodline connection and retrieves a dragon egg to hatch. But when it finally hatches—

The baby dragon looks nothing like him. Long and slender, seemingly… mutated?

Yu Qian: “I’m a Chinese dragon!”

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World 3: The Overworked Demon Lord Raising a Child

World 4: The Androgynous Movie Emperor Raising a Child

World 5: The Ghost Woman in a Horror World Raising a Child

World 6: The Emotionless Buddhist Disciple Raising a Child

World 7: The Webnovel Heroine Raising a Child

Crossing to become the daughter of the undead king of “Overlord”, Ainz Ooal Gown, Princess Elizabeth of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, became the heir of the future Demon Kingdom, loved by everyone in Nazarick.

Feeling the care of everyone in Nazarick, Elizabeth laughed, “From today, I can walk sideways in this world.”

Xiao Minghuang transmigrates into a fantasy world, becoming the Ninth Princess of the Great Xia Dynasty, and awakens a system that compensates her for gifting opportunities.

As long as she gives opportunities to others, she receives double the compensation.

“Ding! You gifted a Yuan Restoration Pill, triggering a 10,000x critical compensation. Obtained: Creation Heaven Restoration Pill*1.”

“Ding! You gifted an Earth-tier cultivation technique, triggering a 10,000x compensation. Obtained: Heaven-tier Supreme Cultivation Technique*1.”

Demoness: “Princess Xiao ventured deep into the secret realm with me, overcoming countless hardships to finally obtain a precious treasure, yet she gave it to me… Later, she claimed it was just a gesture of friendship. Isn’t this proof that she likes me?”

Righteous Fairy: “Princess Xiao is magnanimous and righteous. That day, when I was besieged by enemies and on the verge of death, if it weren’t for the divine herb she gave me, I would have perished… She even made excuses, saying it was just a casual act. Clearly, she likes me more!”

Saintess of the Eternal Family: “Princess Xiao and I had an old marriage engagement. She gave me a sacred sword as a token of love… Yet she later spoke of breaking off the engagement. Oh, how I adore the Princess who speaks against her heart!”

A seemingly insignificant maid who had always stayed by Princess Xiao’s side suddenly revealed her formidable strength, suppressing all the prodigies: “You’re all wrong. Her Highness loves me the most!”

【Cultivation + Card Draw System + Hidden Power Behind a Foolish Façade + Dual Soul in One Body + Competitive Love Chaos + Ambiguity without CP + Comedic and Abstract Drama King + All-Male virg*n Cast】

【Ending: Female Lead Becomes the Strongest!】

Xia Wantang transmigrated into a cultivation novel full of male leads, becoming the cannon fodder saintess who dies right at the beginning.

Luckily, she bound a card draw system—gaining the favor of Sons of Fate allows her to draw cards and grow stronger.

She drew a card and obtained the Extreme Yin Demon Physique, bolting upright in a dying dream—turns out she’s the lucky one!

As she kept drawing and growing stronger, something started to feel off:

I already tried to limit contact to avoid disaster, so why are these Sons of Fate still clinging to me?

No way, I need to fake my death and run!

After successfully faking her death and escaping the Cultivation Realm, and now living it up in the Upper Realm, all the Sons of Fate she once flirted with stubbornly followed her there:

You flirted with me, don’t think you can just walk away!

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Pure-hearted underdog male lead: She supported and encouraged me at my lowest. It’s easy to add flowers to a brocade, but rare to offer coal in the snow. Her sincerity is truly precious.

Devastatingly handsome demon prince: She did so much for me, even hid my identity. She must be madly in love with me!

Abstinent yet secretly passionate holy son: I’ve never seen such a stunningly ethereal woman—I only wish to have a place in her heart.

Tsundere drama queen ancient divine beast: Sis, they’re all after your looks, I’m the only one who truly loves you QAQ

Graceful and composed mature man: I don’t know why, but my gaze keeps getting drawn to her. Her strength commands my admiration.

Exotic half-blood white-haired pretty boy: This female cultivator is kind of interesting. I like her～

Cold, sharp, and proud heavenly prodigy: Only when facing her do I feel willing to lower my head.

Hang out with Senior Sister, commit sins twice a day.

Book transmigration female lead VS reborn antagonist male lead

1v1 pure love

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After the antagonist Demon Lord Yuezheng Yan was reborn, he planned to follow the trajectory of his past life, to bloodily cleanse the hypocritical Master at Cloud Nine Peak and exterminate his malevolent original family.

But on the first day of joining the sect, he was hoodwinked by a Senior Sister he had not met in his previous life and ended up at Xiaoyao Peak.

The Senior Sister said, “Join Xiaoyao, and I'll have your back, Junior Brother. All you need to do is be happy.”

Yuezheng Yan nodded and believed her... evil intentions!

3 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was buried alive by Lu Xingyan's alchemical explosion that destroyed his Immortal's Cave.

4 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was turned into a snowman and had his hair scorched by Lu Xingyan.

12 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was brainwashed by Lu Xingyan and even did odd jobs for her.

Whenever he protested, Lu Xingyan would look at him gently, “Senior Sister is doing this for your own good.”

Yuezheng Yan scoffed at this.

Nice try, Lu Xingyan. Do you think I can't hear your mind?

Your mouth says you love me, but your heart and that Old Sixth System scheme every day to stab me to death.

You escape first when the auction house explodes.

You don’t care when your Junior Brother is struck by lightning.

You don't even bother to pull me out when I fall into the water.

Claiming you're tired and need to rest, yet you go off to enact a tearful reunion with the original female lead, your White Moonlight, displaying your deep affection!

You're having a great time.

Leaving me squatting on the ground, digging Poisonous Mushrooms for you until my hand cramps.

Once I return to the Magic Realm, I'll send you to cultivate Magic Lotus!

Yuezheng Yan sullenly returned to the Magic Realm.

Until one day, he overheard a conversation between Lu Xingyan and the Old Sixth System.

Old Sixth: Host, the Little Antagonist has betrayed Xiaoyao Peak and run off to the Magic Realm. We’ll replace him with a more obedient Little Antagonist for you~

Yuezheng Yan: Old Sixth, shut up!

Senior Sister, don't replace me. I'm rolling back right now.

Hibiscus obtains the advice system and gets advice from the network of another world to become stronger.

After learning that she was actually the popular villain of the “Magic Girl of Light” series and that she was destined to be doomed, she began to act as the mastermind in advance in order to change the bad ending.

Years later.

“Thanks to my close friends, I am worth tens of billions of dollars. I just got off the plane and went into hiding.”

“Thank you, friend. I have mastered combat mechanics and evolved into an undergraduate priest. I am strong enough to compete with the legendary hand-operated catastrophic beast and the intelligence fairy king.”

“Thank you Beep friends, I have conquered all the heroines in the series and the crisis has been resolved.”

After a while the friendship gradually deteriorated.

“Why didn’t you tell me beforehand that they are actually patriarchal, yandere and psychopaths? What should I do if they can’t stand it anymore?”

[Fast forward to who is more important, her or me] [Like meow, popping the champagne]

[No CP, super huge cheat, joyful cultivation, monster fighting and leveling up]

After the cannon-fodder female side character got the ability to infinitely reload save files…

Bad spiritual root at the start? Reload and try again.

Can’t win the sect competition? Reload and try again.

Danger everywhere in the secret realm? Reload to avoid all danger, reload to collect every rare treasure.

Offended a high-level cultivator? Even with just a 1% chance, SL repeatedly, reload ten thousand times and you can still counter-kill a Foundation Establishment cultivator while in Qi Refining stage.

System: Sis, let’s take a look at the script and follow the plot, okay!

Bai Lan: In cultivation, do not cue.

System: Sis, the female lead and male lead are about to get together, your mission is about to fail!!!

Bai Lan: Transcending heavenly tribulation, do not cue.

System: Sis, Long Aotian’s harem is already full… hmm?

Bai Lan: I have ascended to godhood, what is there to fear?

【Plot logic is based on single-player games where stats can be repeatedly farmed through SL (save/load).】