Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

As a time traveler, Ronan traveled to the Marvel world and awakened a unique golden finger.

As long as he gains enough experience points, Ronan can level up, gaining skill points and new skills.

Arcane Gate +2:

+2 Features: Can travel through parallel universes and timelines, but requires manual confirmation of time, and each use has a six-month cooldown period.

Astral Projection +1:

+1 characteristic: Soul power is enhanced. If the soul body's power is lower than yours, it can be killed instantly.

......

So Ronan has always been extremely cautious.

In his opinion, with the help of his golden finger, as long as he keeps adding points, he will be able to give Thanos a surprise gift package the moment Thanos arrives.

However, he never expected that the first task from his teacher Gu Yi would be...

Participate in Avengers 4 and face Thanos!

“Successfully smashed the Demon Spy Team and rewarded 5,000 experience points for 5,000 skills.”

“Upgrade Skill Crescent Arrow and find out if cascadable skills are cascaded.”

“Successful tandem star martial arts electrodeless thunderthorn and Xingyue sword dance were successfully connected to obtain a composite star martial arts technology.

“System, can you add more? I want to practice seriously.”

System: “No, you don’t want to!”

When he woke up, Xie Que became a corpse collector by the Wuding River.

The world is full of deceit, and countless demons, demons, and snakes roam the world.

Dragon coffin in Wuding River, statue with human face and snake body, He Bo marries his wife, hanging coffin is buried in the sea, red and white evil spirits...

Xie Que discovered that he could extract entries by fishing out corpses.

Never leave your fist: Purple entry, boxing skills are improving every moment.

Carnivorous beings: Purple entries, eating meat can directly enhance Qi and blood.

Late bloomer: Purple entry, spiritual talent doubles every ten years!

Martial arts wizard: golden entry, martial arts understanding is greatly improved.

Never ending: golden entry, breakthrough realm without bottlenecks.

Materialization of Heaven: Golden entry, any technique can be simplified to practice.

Broken Realm Body: Black entry, body strength has no limit.

God rewards those who work hard: black entries, there will be progress every time you practice.

The world is impermanent, the golden body is immortal, there is no end, and all laws are inviolable...

[Doomsday system + many children + good fortune + science fiction + high martial arts + passion + decisive killing]

In a parallel world, apocalyptic zombies broke out and humans are almost on the verge of extinction!

Li Chen, who is trapped in the hotel, awakens the system of having many children and good fortune. As long as he saves the beautiful girl, he will get rich rewards!

The beautiful school girl Song Yixiao just got married, but her husband turned into a zombie in front of the new house! Fortunately, he was saved by Li Chen!

But she wants Li Chen to protect her unconditionally and be her lapdog like before!

Li Chen was angry!

"Song Yixiao! You used to treat me like a bootlicker and even humiliated me in public!

Today, it is your turn to repay your debt to me!"

[The entire court is delighted + everyone is pampering her to the skies + a joyful occasion] She's transmigrated into a book. Luckily, she's got a system that grants her lucrative quest rewards. Unfortunately, it's a rigged system. Which emperor would want to be ridden like a horse, which courtier would want to wear women's clothing, and which prince would want to be spanked? Even more tragically, she's at the very scene of the rebel assassination attempt, about to be thrown out as bait. Yuan Ruan fumed. But what can she do about being a baby? She can just lie down and drink a bowl of Meng Po soup. [Alas, only a cup of tea left before she's thrown out as bait! So frustrating.] Unexpectedly, the emperor dodged a fatal blow. The accompanying general bravely rescued her and presented her to the emperor. Yuan Ruan's eyes lit up: [Good man! I'll never again follow the trend and call you a cuckolded tyrant.] [Huh? Hold on tight! "Bra... Your Majesty almost fell on me."] *Three years later, a rumor spread among the people of the five kingdoms. A majestic young princess appeared in the imperial palace of the Xia Kingdom. Tyrants allowed her to bully them, generals volunteered to be his heirs, and even the princes were beaten by her, yet no one blamed her. Initially, the common people of the five kingdoms treated this as a joke. Until they witnessed the princess painting a minister's left cheek in public. Far from being angry, the minister offered his right cheek to the princess as well. The emperor of Xia even offered a smile, "Who else do you want to paint? I'll capture them for you!" The common people of the five kingdoms responded: !!! The deafened prince responded: !!! Is the Xia Kingdom doomed?! Have the emperor and his courtiers gone mad?!

By chance, Chen Mu transmigrated to the world of "Qin Man Si He Yuan" (a fictional courtyard house filled with birds), and brought with him a growth space!

Whether it's culinary skills, medical skills, or handicrafts, welding, etc.

All of them can continuously upgrade and grow along with Chen Mu's personal growth space!

at the same time.

The beasts in the courtyard finally set their sights on Chen Mu!

They want to suck his blood and eat his flesh!

Regarding this!

Chen Mu revealed an extremely cold smile: "Why don't you just enjoy your peaceful lives and insist on provoking me?"

"Then I'll turn you beasts into beasts completely!"...

[Movie Watch] + [Star Iron] + [Zero Zone] + [Genshin Impact] + [Joining Honkai Impact 3 after Chapter 100] + [Half-use Protagonist] As a college student, Yumo spends a lot of time playing the original Honkai Impact 3 game, Mijia San, and is fascinated by its characters and stories. So... "Ding," "You've connected to the Mihoyo Interdimensional Video Center. You can upload videos to earn points." ... Aha: This is so much fun! [Yellow Springs PV] [Eternal Rondo] [A Fable About the Starry Sky] [Pinocone] [...]

Rebirth Back to the 80s of the interstellar calendar, Su Mian held space in his hand, vowing to benefit all mankind.

Big Devil: It’s better for your wife to benefit me first.

Before rebirth, Su Mian deliberately missed the Great Demon for 30 years. After rebirth, Su Mian wanted to marry the Great Devil, and only wanted to give him a monkey. The big devil has one word for his wife, pet!

I spoil my daughter-in-law, I am proud!

Lu Chen transmigrates to a world invaded by wild beasts and awakens his talent for taming creatures. He thought cultivating martial arts was hopeless, but activating the Insect Race Domination System changed everything!

Every time he advances, he receives a mother insect of the species native to the realm! The Devouring Blood Insect (Natural Disaster Type)! Characteristics: Endless Reproduction, Energy Reversal! Evolution Path: Devouring Blood Insect → Sea of Blood Gu → Heavenly Demon Blood Gu! Dao Evolving Insect (Function-Type)! Characteristics: After consuming its offspring, it may learn techniques acquired through cultivation or initiate evolution! Evolution Path: Dao Evolving Insect → Dao Seeking Gu → Limitless Mysterious Vagina Gu! Celestial Crystal Insect (Protection-Type)! Characteristics: When producing offspring, they fuse with the host's body, and as the number of offspring increases, so too does the strength of the host's fleshly body! Evolution Path: Celestial Crystal Insect → Divine Elephant Gu → Heavenly God Prison Extinguishing Beginning Demon Gu... Years later, countless celestial races break through the earth cave and invade the Blue Star. Lu Chen must take action! When the insect race's natural disaster appears, the entire universe trembles! Lu Chen thinks, I'm a master bug breeder—raising a natural disaster isn't unreasonable, right?