[Lighthearted + Silly + Entertainment Industry + No Romance]
Jiang Ci, a performing arts student, was bound to a despicable system.
—To survive, he must constantly make women "heartbroken" for him.
Jiang Ci: "...?"
I'm a pure, straight guy who's never been in a relationship, and you want me to be a scumbag and deceive people's feelings? This isn't my job at all!
In a desperate situation, this top student from the performing arts department had a brilliant idea and successfully exploited a system bug:
As long as he can make female audiences heartbroken for the "tragic roles" he plays, he can prolong his own life!
From then on, Jiang Ci was forced to embark on the path of becoming the "King of BE Aesthetics".
Others act for art and trophies, but he acts for the right to breathe.
The more tragic his acting was, the better he lived.
When the tragic general he played died on the battlefield, the actress broke down in tears, and the entire internet was moved to tears.
[Ding! You have gained a huge amount of Heartbreak Points. Congratulations, host, your life has been extended by thirty days!]
Viewers across the internet are crying and flooding the screen with messages: "Please! Give Jiang Ci a happy ending!"
Jiang Ci, who had just crawled back from the brink of death, wiped away his cold sweat and turned to the screenwriter, saying:
"I think my character... could be even more miserable."
[Beast Taming+Simplification+No Female Lead+Lighthearted Power Fantasy]
Yi Tian transmigrates to a world of beast taming and acquires the System of Simplified Beast Taming, enabling him to simplify anything related to beast taming.
He begins by contracting a stone monkey who loves alcohol!
They say the stone monkey has no evolutionary path? Then I’ll create one!
Add a staff, some armor, and let it ride on a cloud.
Not bad—that’s got the right vibe!
When everyone sees the stone monkey shatter the heavens and earth with a single strike, they’re left in shock.
Aren’t you just a stone monkey? What’s with the ‘Great Sage Equal to Heaven’ nonsense?
……
As mythical beasts are created one after another by Yi Tian’s hands, the entire world goes crazy!
Take over a Homeworld mothership and travel to the world of Star Wars?
Tang Xiao: “This world is so dangerous. Mom, I want to go home.”
Wait a minute, the mothership database actually has “Original Sin of the Solar Empire”, “Halo”, “EVE”, “StarCraft”, “Stellaris”? ?
And there are still Jim Raynor, Master Chief, and Archbishop Artanis sleeping in the freezer?
Tang Xiao: “Humph! They will all bow down at my feet!!”
The Fourth Calamity… ah no, long live the Fourth Empire!
On the day she was dressed as a Qing Dynasty princess, Ruoyin slept with the Fourth Master. As the legitimate wife, she had to dress properly during the day and act as a virtuous concubine. At night, she took off her brocade clothes and turned off the lights. She was to be performed as a little demon. In addition, she had to respect her royal parents-in-law and build good relationships with her sisters-in-law. Whenever someone in the backyard was sick, poisoned, or had a child, she...
Traveled back to a Siheyuan courtyard in 1954?
Good thing I’ve got a skill upgrade system, an infinite storage space, and a planting realm.
What’s that?
I’m the heir to a family with a thousand-year legacy? And I’m the clan leader too?
These people in the courtyard think they can compete with me?
Of course I’ll lead my clan to become the number one family—build the world’s top village!
Starting from scratch to build Wang Family Village is where the real fun begins.
(The story has been adapted from familiar settings, but all characters are normal people—please don’t impose character archetypes from other novels.)
(The early chapters feature Siheyuan plotlines, but the focus shifts to clan development in the middle and later parts.)
Tags:
Time Travel · Fun · Dimensional Space · Upgrade System
Top rich second generation Jiang Sichen met the national goddess Kan Zhiqing [First blood]
In my senior year, a sweet and soft cute girl suddenly came to our school.
Along with the sharp sound of electricity, all the teachers and students in the school heard these words:
"That's my dad, not my brother!"
From then on, Jiang Sichen became a man who doted on his wife and children.
There is no way not to spoil him, because his wife is beautiful and his daughter is cute and very clingy.
[Original Nature-Type Popo Fruit] [Veteran of the Roger Pirates] [Gold, Silver, Bronze, and Iron] [Supreme Orange Juice] [The First User of the Face Fruit]…
As a witness and firsthand experience of both the old and new eras, Kyle’s achievements are countless, but when it comes to turning points in his life, he can’t help but recall an afternoon when he was six years old.
“A… Ace?!”
No, no!
Sorry, sir, I didn’t recognize you just now!
This is clearly Ace’s father—young Gol D. Roger!
“Little Kyle, I’ve taken a fancy to you! Are you interested in going out to sea with us? Let’s see what the ocean really looks like!”
The legendary succubus unleashed her power, and the only thing she could hold back was this↑
…
Decades later, during the Battle of Marineford, a mature, middle-aged handsome uncle descended from the sky.
“Ah, Mina-san, excuse me, it’s time for my naughty nephew to go home for dinner!”
[Completed] [Not a wish-fulfillment story! Minimal use of cheat codes!] [Not a traditional scumbag or cannon fodder character] Chen Xuyan, who was doing well in his protagonist's overpowered role, suddenly received devastating news: he was transferred to the "Scumbag Reform Team." The reason given was that his outstanding abilities would allow him to excel even further. Chen Xuyan was embarrassed; he had no choice but to accept his superior's orders.
1. The scumbag father in period dramas
2. The illegitimate sons of noble families in imperial examination texts
3. Ungrateful wolves in urban novels
4. Supporting characters in crime novels
5. Cannon fodder in Taoist Master novels
6. The Son of the Virgin Mary in the text about natural disasters
7. The useless youngest son of the CEO of a listed company
8. The second senior brother in cultivation novels
9. The scumbag brother who leeches off his four older sisters
10. The younger brother of the "phoenix man" (a man from a poor background who achieves success through poverty alleviation).
11. Honest people should live their own lives.
12. He dumped the cannon fodder who was supporting his college education.
13. A Farmer Scholar in Turbulent Times
14. The cannon fodder son of the vicious female supporting character
15. The blind control group's eldest brother
16. The Fake Young Master in "The Real and Fake Young Master"
17. The loyal husband of the wife who was obsessed with supporting her brother
Jun Lincang transmigrated to a fantasy world and became a member of a collateral branch of the Jun family in the desolate region.
He offended the young master of the Jun family and had his cultivation destroyed, but escaped with the help of loyal guards.
Having had his cultivation destroyed and become a cripple, he thought his life would end like this.
But just when he was in despair, he awakened the summoning system and activated the system gift pack.
Ding—Congratulations, host, you have successfully obtained the Luo Wang Summoning Card.
Ding—Congratulations on obtaining the Azure Lotus Dao Body and the Azure Lotus Dao Scripture.
With the help of the summoning system, Jun Lincang gradually dominated the wasteland. In just a few years, he returned to the Jun family and used his invincible strength to defeat his former enemies.
The Heavenly Court was established, and within a few years it became the number one power in the desolate region.
When the Dark Turmoil descended, he resolved it with unparalleled skill, forcefully breaking the rules of the Three Thousand Dao States and entering the Immortal Realm.
Upon entering the Immortal Realm, Jun Lincang once again ushered in his own legend, and the name of the Heavenly Court resounded throughout the entire Immortal Realm along with Jun Lincang.
…………
Countless eras later, the Heavenly Court has become a taboo, and Jun Lincang has become the Emperor revered by all races.
In the big world of "Eternal Life", people travel through all the heavens and realms.
Covering the Heaven Realm, I am the Lord of Taixuan.
In the perfect world, I am the Lord of the Divine Court.
In the wilderness world, I am the Taoist ancestor of the three realms.
…
Covering the sky with perfection, swallowing the stars.
The Buddha is originally in the wilderness, and he is the only emperor.
Walking in the heavens, invincible in the heavens!
This is the story of Fang Yu's journey from eternal life to conquering the heavens.