He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!

Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!

Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?

Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!

Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.

The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!

False ninja: He went to ninja school at the age of six, entered Anbu at the age of eleven, devoted himself to death at the age of twenty-one, and became the nourishment of the leaves.

A real ninja: idle around, catch fish at work, clock in and leave work, do tasks without working hard, proficient in fishing and health preservation.

False Hokage: full marks for mouth, ninja world in heart.

The real Hokage: One mouthful is scary, and one foot is a big tube!

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This book is also known as "Hokage 955", "The Kizaru General Who Never Works Overtime", "Salary Determines My Fighting Power", "I Want to Be the Man of Hokage"...

Su Zian failed his college entrance exam, but gained a "Life Winner System".

Even while lying down, you earn money every second.

Attend a classmate reunion and you can win a Maserati MC20 sports car.

You can gain the skill of being able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk by accepting your classmates' drinking challenges.

If you tip a female live streamer one million, you'll get a one million cashback.

He went on a shopping spree, spending 990,000 yuan, and ended up receiving 4.95 million yuan in cashback in his card.

Su Zian: "From this moment on, I am a winner in life."...

[Survival] [Sailing] [Cthulhu] [Disaster] [Starting as a small floating duckweed, ending as a legendary continent]

Su Xu unexpectedly transmigrated into a survival game in a strange sea. The system said that everyone has a corresponding ship. He looked at the vast sea and was dumbfounded - where was his ship?

Fortunately, I stumbled upon a piece of duckweed, which triggered the [Infinite Enhancement] talent!

[Should we strengthen the Spirogyra rotundifolia?] [Strengthened Spirogyra rotundifolia can reach a diameter of 50 cm, and 1 cm can support 1 kg.]

[Should we upgrade the Ghost Face Seaweed?] [Upgraded Ghost Face Seaweed can automatically perform harvesting tasks and will issue warnings when encountering danger.]

[Should we enhance the Alocasia?] [Enhanced Alocasia can absorb and filter seawater, turning it into drinking water.]

[Should we enhance...?]

In the mysterious sea, apocalyptic tsunamis and thousand-meter-high waves are commonplace; giant sea beasts and terrifying sea monsters are frequent visitors. Beneath the danger lies countless opportunities: golden treasure chests, relics of civilizations, and wonders of the deep sea...

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Years later, when the eerie sea attacked the survivors, countless colossal beasts rose from the ocean, shrouded in mist, and terrifying shadows roared as they devoured life. They discovered with horror—

Su Xu stood atop the enormous city-state supported by duckweed, a kingdom that was breathing.

"Welcome to my territory. Now, my 'city-state' is a little hungry."

[Healing is a warm love text, this article is strong and strong for men and women to love each other, double clean and double learning tyrants]

My mother is a movie queen and my father is a famous director. As a wealthy family, N Daining Youguang played a cameo role in my father’s movie at the age of seven, and the whole entertainment industry is waiting for her to grow up.

Debut is the top stream?

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Prosperity Beauty has the resources, and anonymous bloggers have millions of fans and don’t want to be a star.

Be honest and be a doctor, isn’t it fragrant to save all sentient beings in Purdue so as not to die young again?

She wants to go to bed early, get up early, raise flowers and cats to live to be 100 years old, and live all the life she never had in her previous life!

Youguang never imagined that she would meet a patient in her previous life who died prematurely and was not cured in time—the capital boss Shi Mochizuki.

Introduction two:

After the mother Xia Ying took her half-brother on a reality show, the younger brother was distracted.

Host: “Is my brother speechless when he sees the beautiful sister?”

The younger brother looked at the female star next to her who was called “prosperous beauty” and said with disapproval: “It’s okay, it’s only one ten thousandth as beautiful as my sister.”

The whole room was shocked, and instantly detonated the entertainment circle and exploded the hot search on Weibo.

Mom agrees: “My sister is absolutely amazing.”

Then one day, a photo of my sister was accidentally exposed.

Black fans:

“Brother, I will never laugh at you again.”

“Is this the beauty that humans should have?”

In the ancient times, heroes clashed for supremacy, and powerful figures abounded! There was the Chaos Emperor, slashing the Heavens, slaying the firmament, establishing the very foundation of humanity and ruling the Nine Heavens! There was the Nine-Death Alchemy God, transforming his body into a cauldron, mastering both elixir and martial arts, terrifying demons from beyond the realm! And then there was the Ancient Ancestral Dragon, possessing unparalleled martial arts, dominating all the ways and ruling the ancient world! Endless years later, the ancient world collapsed. A down-and-out prince of a third-rate dynasty, facing certain death, stumbled upon the Ancestral Dragon's true teachings, refining the ancient divine arts and cultivating the myriad ways! A young man of common clothing defied the will of heaven and changed his fate! He met a beautiful woman in the underwater shrine and unleashed his might in the Great Xia Holy War! Slay the Demon Lord and slay the Emperor's son! Struggle with the heavens, battle the Emperor! From a tiny marginal land, he burst into the vast world of martial arts!

Li Qiye, who traveled to the world of spiritual energy revival and became a Yin Crow, fortunately awakened the random multiplier amplification system and then joined the chat group.

[Ding! A million times amplification of the nameless stone: Get a Superman kryptonite]

[Ding! A ten-fold amplification of the Tai Chi boxing technique: Get the Demon-Subduing Tai Chi boxing]

[Ding! A million times amplification of the Flame-Flame Fruit: Get the volcanic stone flame]

Lin Daxian: The King of Force Li Qiye is really so terrifying! !

Tony Stark: Brother Ye, come and help me! Captain America wants to duel with me!

Boa Hancock: I am willing to give out ten devil fruits to meet Brother Ye.

Tsunade: No! Brother Ye is mine!

Li Qiye looked at the group members who were kneeling and licking him and said helplessly: "I am just an ordinary Yin Crow, I don't have such great ability..."

Everyone in the group: No! You have!

Seeing the cause of justice, the student Ning Tianlin, who was strangled, accidentally gained a combat system in the local government and returned to Yang.

What the hell, your fighting power is only fifty, then you still pretend to be me! I’m sorry to tell you 10,000 points of combat power!

What are you doing, have you been boiled down, trained in martial arts, and practiced iron gear? The fighting power is five hundred? That has something to do with me, I won’t tell you, the clothes I wear, but combat equipment! Just a single underwear, can add a thousand fighting power to me!

Hey, why do you say my combat power has increased so fast? Can I tell you that if I step on an ant and destroy a cockroach, can I increase my combat effectiveness?

Lin Yuan took a 'Gate to All Realms' and traveled to the vast universe of the Star Sea.

The most powerful people here can destroy the stars and rivers with a snap of their fingers, and tens of millions of light years are coming in a blink of an eye.

Lin Yuan, who has been reduced to the bottom, can only rely on the 'Gate of All Realms' and the bound talent 'Heaven-defying Comprehension' to travel through all realms and become stronger silently.

[You have incredible understanding, practice the Yi Jin Jing, and understand the ‘Yi Jin Jing, body exchanging blood and quenching the gods’]

[Your understanding is against the heavens, you understand the thunder in your palm, and understand the ‘Thunder Creation and Development Method’]

[Your understanding is contrary to heaven, watching the birth and death of the world, and realizing the ‘world in the palm of your hand’]

[Your understanding is contrary to the heavens, you have studied the art of incarnation outside the body, and realized the ‘Great Law of Self-Transformation’]

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As he traveled back and forth again and again, Lin Yuan grew stronger endlessly, until... he was invincible in the world.

Meiqian, a terminally ill patient, is bound to the [Naruto Live Streaming System]. In order to gain [Chakra Emotional Values] to prolong her life, she can only try her best to make a fool of herself.

Danzo: Am I the 5.5th Hokage? The First Hokage? Unbelievable!

One against seven: Forgive me, Sasgei, this is the last time...

Sasuke: My stupid brother, you picked my nose and expect me to forgive you?

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