After being a bootlicker for ten years, my fiancée wants to take my martial spirit away! I can’t let her get away with me! Watch me awaken my dual martial spirits, kill my fiancée, be invincible all the way, kill gods and buddhas!
Eiji traveled through Naruto and became an ordinary Uchiha clan member.
Facing the night of genocide three years later, Yingsi had a headache.
At the critical moment, successfully activated the [Strongest Template System] and bound the [Thousand Hands Tobirama Template]
From now on, I am the man who has signed a contract with the sea!
Flying Thunder God, Master of Forbidden Techniques, Ninja Scientist, and even Immortal Techniques, all of them were mastered.
From then on, Eiji bore the name of Uchiha, but became the shadow of the Nidaime.
[The Sharingan that Tobirama got from somewhere has been successfully upgraded to the Mangekyō Sharingan! 】
[Master Tobirama resolved the rebellion at the lowest cost. You are worthy of me! ]
[Wait, Master Tobirama has become the head of the Uchiha clan? ]
Until one day, the light of the Impure World Reincarnation came on...
Senju Tobirama was completely stunned when he saw the white-haired, red-eyed Uchiha kid who was skilled in all kinds of forbidden techniques.
"How come this naturally evil Uchiha brat looks exactly like me when I was young!"
Traveling through a parallel world, Gu Ming developed an intelligent robot dog named "Tiedan" for picking up parcels and held a press conference online.
Netizens asked: "Can this robot dog carry a rifle on its back?"
Gu Ming: "Of course, not to mention toy rifles, even mortars will do.
Unexpectedly, the robot dogs were sold out!
And a few days later, more than a dozen military vehicles drove to the company's door!
"Is this robot dog yours?"
Gu Ming looked at it hesitantly and shook his head decisively:
"No, my robot dog doesn't have a rifle on its back."
The military: "No need to explain, your Tiedan has joined the army!"
Huh? Gu Ming was confused. You didn't say you bought it to be a military dog!
The moment the military took a look at Gu Ming's warehouse, their blood pressure skyrocketed!
My goodness, you're using a swarm of unmanned combat aircraft to deliver packages! You named the bionic combat robot T800!
You have all the unmanned mechanical troops that our army couldn't defeat!
The military leaders' heads were buzzing.
"Join the army! Everyone, join the army! ...
"Dragon King Legend Fanfiction" The blood feud between humans and soul beasts, the God King's shocking ten-thousand-year plan, the Silver Dragon King split into two and walked towards the human world, the black and white beasts roared and roared on the top floor of the Spirit Transmission Tower... After the abyss tide, the Blood God Legion suffered heavy losses. At this time, Tianfeng Douluo Leng Yaozhu adopted a child whose parents had both passed away, carrying the last hope of the Douluo plane... The Bagua Qimen covered the changes of the Zhoutian, all things are neutralized and return to Tai Chi, and the legend of the new god is sung in the Douluo Continent!
[Mastermind behind the scenes + power building + all members are Stand users + high intelligence + invincible protagonist]
"If this arrow is thrust in, one will either die or become a new god."
Yahiko is reborn in the Land of Rain, wielding an insect arrow that can grant mortals the ability of a "Stand".
Ninjutsu? Hand seals are too slow!
Check out my Akatsuki organization:
Konan awakens her SSR-level Stand, "Heaven's Gate," which turns people into books, allowing her to freely modify their memories and loyalty!
A black market merchant awakens the rule-based Stand [Earn Without Earning], building a financial empire that endlessly exploits assassins!
While Konoha was still researching new ninjutsu, Amegakure had already become the "Las Vegas" of the ninja world. On the surface, it was a den of iniquity, but in reality, it was a legion of substitutes with bizarre abilities.
Obito: "I only wanted to carry out the Eye of the Moon Plan, but Yahiko wants to devour the entire ninja world!"
Yahiko: "Dreaming is the escape of the weak. What I want is absolute dominance in reality."
[Powerful Strategy] + [Passionate] + [Struggle for Hegemony] + [Killing] + [No System]
"Zhu Youjian, go with peace of mind. Everything you have will be inherited by me, Ye Xuan.
From now on, I am the sixteenth emperor of the Ming Dynasty—Chongzhen. I swear here:
Those whom you, Zhu Youjian, cannot kill, I, Chongzhen, will kill.
What you, Zhu Youjian, cannot do, I, Chongzhen, will do.
Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong rebelled? That depends on whether I give them the chance!
The Jiannu slaughtered my people in the Central Plains? Then I will slaughter the Jiannu, wipe out their race, and annihilate their clan!
The eight major Shanxi merchants are secretly colluding with the Jiannu and acting as their spies? Then I will confiscate their property and exterminate their clans!
The intellectuals are ignorant, incompetent, shameless, and have betrayed their country and surrendered to the enemy, so we should kill them and turn the world upside down!
…
In a word, the destiny is in my body. What you, Zhu Youjian, can do, I, Chongzhen, will do. What you, Zhu Youjian, cannot do, I, Chongzhen, can do even better.
In short, I want everyone in the Ming Dynasty to be a gentleman, so that the country will be safe and the world will be governed by virtue!
One day in the future, I will make the Oirat, Tatar and other tribes become the pastures of my Ming Dynasty.
Let Xifan and Tubo become the orchards of our Ming Dynasty.
Let Burma, Siam, and Annan become the granaries of the Ming Dynasty,
Let the southeast coast become the fishing ground of Ming Dynasty.
Let Fuso and other places become the mining areas of our Ming Dynasty.
Congratulations from all quarters, tributes from all nations, may the Ming Dynasty prosper for another three hundred years!"
[Brainless and refreshing article + celebrity fan fiction + popular + filming]
He is Gojo Satoru, the only one in the world!
He is a lazy and free-spirited king who cares about all living beings!
He is the world's number one swordsman, Zoro!
He is the Flame Pillar Rengoku Kyojuro, the incarnation of the sun!
He is the twin Lu Mingfei and Lu Mingze!
(The characters currently scheduled to be played include Madara, Aizen, Captain Levi, Code Geass, Dazai Osamu, King Fugui, Kakarot, Gintoki, Kaneki Ken, Hououin Kyouma, Esdeath, etc.)
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At an awards ceremony.
The host was solemnly introducing the versatile actor, Jiang Chen.
Facing the drone camera.
Jiang Chen, who was cracking melon seeds, nodded and smiled: "I'm a little nervous, so I'm cracking some melon seeds to relieve my tension. Don't mind everyone...just do what you need to do."
And seeing Jiang Chen's nonchalant look.
All the celebrities present were speechless.
They would never have imagined that the former bully of the Beijing circle, the parasite that everyone in the entertainment industry hated, would become the real giant in today's entertainment industry!
What's more, what they didn't expect was that Wang Ye actually played himself! He is the prince of the Beijing circle!
Professional game maker Ling Feng traveled to the Pokémon world, only to find that the game industry here was quite sluggish, and everyone was playing low-quality skinned games.
Just when he decided to make a big move, he accidentally awakened the Pokémon game production system. As long as he could influence the emotions of the players, he could get rewards and unlock more advanced black-tech game production functions!
Ling Feng made a decision resolutely when the system had just been unlocked and could only produce low-level pixel games.
The next morning, Shirona discovered a special game during the live broadcast.
"Hey, there's a new game?"
A world like one for penned pigs and dogs, which generations of sages throughout their lives failed to break through. The trash Bai Ning, gathering the creations of these past sages within him, awakens the Heavenly Eye Battle Soul! Wherever his gaze falls, there is only death and no life!
Cultivation techniques and martial skills, others' thoughts—for him, it's but a glance! Watch him battle through the nine heavens, shatter the sky curtain, slay monsters and demons, and make the world bow down!
In this world, no one dares to disrespect him! He demands this world revere him as they would a god!
[Detective Conan + System + Real Alcohol + Pure Darkness + Two Male Leads + Gin/Gin Pairing + Black Side Victory + Many Personalized Settings]
Tokugawa Akira: Roy Bruno, Padrino
The real wine has crooked roots and black seedlings; its ancestor is the white moonlight of Karasuma Renya.
My great-grandfather was an intelligence agent for the organization.
My grandfather was a researcher for the organization.
His father was the son-in-law of a Mafia godfather.
Tokugawa Akira is the new godfather, the head of the Italian brewery, and has the authority to organize the global allocation of arms. He is a refined scoundrel who knows small manners but lacks great virtue. In the end, all that remains is a scoundrel and a lack of great virtue.
Others walk their dogs on leashes, he walks his dog with a rocket launcher attached.
He tricked Gin into blowing up the toilet...
Don't ask, the answer is that the other party gave too much.
BOSS: Gin, Padrino go to Japan to assist, keep an eye on him and don't let him go crazy!
Gin: ......
Shuichi Akai: I can go toe-to-toe with Gin, and Gin can make the Godfather run away with his head in his hands, but... I am completely powerless against the Godfather. I don't know what the principle is.
FBI: ...Show, I heard you had an affair with the Godfather in Italy.
Vodka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When everyone at the brewery thought the two leaders would fight and prepared for an internal war, the two big shots ended up getting together. Various vulgar romantic pairing novels started appearing on the organization's internal network. In the end, the culprit was found to be Boss's ID, and Gin fell silent.
P.S.: This is not a redemption story; it's purely dark and very unfriendly to the good guys. Please avoid if you're averse to it.