"Uncle Master, I saw you drinking wine the other day, and I'm going to tell the abbot."

"What kind of martial arts am I practicing? Answer me!!!"

"Look in my eyes!!! tell me, why? Talk!!!"

"Master...Uncle Master practices Tongzi Kung Fu."

"That's it, how could a monk like me have any bad intentions???"

"But uncle, I clearly saw you drinking."

"A monk, holding a cup in his arms, has been drunk, drunk!"

"Master, your tongue has become big from drinking so much."

"Come, come, come. Although I don't understand Mahayana Buddhism or Hinayana Buddhism, I do know the Nine-Nine Multiplication Method. Come, let me send you off... No, let me chant sutras!"

[Single female protagonist + milk dad + dog food sweet text]

Qin Lang was dumped, and Su Shihan, a rare student in a century-old school, came to the classroom to look for him and said that he became a father.

It turned out that at the meeting of the two schools last year, drunk Qin Lang and Su Shihan had an encounter.

Qin Lang, who is still a college student and only has a handsome face, how should he support his wife and children?

Novice daddy, don’t panic, the daddy system is online.

Say hello to the baby in the belly and reward the host with 20,000 yuan in cash.

Do prenatal education for the baby and reward the host for singing skills.

Make handmade toys for your baby and reward the host with carving skills.

…

Before he knew it, Qin Lang became an all-around expert on the way to bring the baby!

Ding! Your stomach is mutating! Mutation successful, gaining the skill: Fragrant Mouth. Special Effect: Fresh Breath +10, Speech can calm the mind and treat various mental illnesses! Your kidneys are mutating! Mutation successful, gaining the skill: Continuous Fighting. Special Effect: Combat +20, Endurance +20. Ding! Your penis is mutating! Mutation successful, Length +10... "No, any longer and it'll [reach the stomach]!" Chu Fan said hastily. ...

[Movie Viewing][Alternate Dimension][Pathfinder's Dome][Mainly Honkai Impact 3rd world, secondary Honkai Impact 3rd world, Genshin Impact world secondarily. May also include viewing times for Territory Zero and other times]

In different worlds or even different times and spaces, the sky was suddenly torn apart by a beam of light, projecting a celestial canopy that could not be observed by any means other than the naked eye.

Bai Heng: "How come that cold-faced little azure dragon Dan Heng looks so much like our Dragon Lord Dan Feng? But he doesn't have dragon horns or pointed ears, so he definitely isn't our Dragon Lord's reincarnation. Yes, that's right!"

Danfeng: "..."

Bai Heng: "Is that Ying Xing? He's actually quite handsome with his white hair. Don't dye it green just to hide how old he looks..."

Yingxing: "..."

Falken: "The new navigators of the Star Train look quite young. Although there aren't many of them, they are full of extraordinary energy!"

Mikhail: "Yes, I really want to get to know these younger generations through the celestial canopy."

Igor: "I never imagined that the Yalilo VI, which was first invaded by the antimatter legion and then frozen by the star core, could still be saved by the Star Train."

Akivili: "To see the Star Train still traveling through the universe after my own fall... that's really surprising."

(Note: Statements made by the same person may come from different times and places. Due to the scarcity and complexity of official information, the portrayal of people in the past may not be entirely accurate. We hope you understand.)

(Suggestion: Don't let a book die out before you start updating it. Aside from the fact that if a book dies out, there's nothing left to read, a high reader engagement will motivate the author to add more chapters or even release more frequently. Conversely, a low engagement might lead to fewer chapters or even a hiatus.)

Medical genius Chen Yan accidentally traveled back to the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty and became the son of a founding hero.

The original owner had a distinguished background——

His two uncles died on the battlefield fighting for Li Shimin, and his father died while protecting Empress Zhangsun in the Xuanwu Gate Incident.

In recognition of his family's loyalty and bravery, Li Shimin directly granted him the title of county earl after he ascended the throne.

Chen Yan had originally planned to lie back and enjoy himself, visiting all the brothels in Chang'an and living a life of luxury and leisure, but he was stunned by an imperial decree granting him marriage.

The Emperor actually wanted to marry Princess Gaoyang to him!

Chen Yan, who did not want to become the eternal cuckold, immediately decided to go to the palace to cancel the engagement.

Unexpectedly, Princess Gaoyang kicked open the door of the Bo Mansion with the arrogance of the royal family.

As soon as the two met, they were like water and fire. They disliked each other and started to quarrel passionately on the spot.

A farce of anti-marriage protests shocked Chang'an, but Li Shimin sneered and made the final decision: "I want to see which of these two hedgehogs can pull out the other's quills first!"

I have been a substitute for three years. Now, after donating blood to the three wives' Bai Yueguang a hundred times, I have disappeared from their lives.

After the three wives knew about it, they went crazy and made thousands of phone calls and sent tens of thousands of text messages.

"Husband, I did something wrong. I am sorry to our mother. You can beat me or scold me. But please don't leave me..."

"Husband, I'm sorry. I kowtow to you. I will never make mistakes again. Please come back first, okay?"

"Husband, don't leave me, I will go crazy! I can't live without you!"

"Husband, where are you? Please tell me! Husband, please answer the phone!"

After returning to Beijing, I changed my mobile phone card and blocked all contact information of the three wives. The world was quiet.

Three months later, I heard that the companies of the three wives went bankrupt one after another, and they were cheated penniless by Bai Yueguang.

Now, they are looking for me like crazy.

I think it's funny. If I had known this would happen, why did I do it in the first place? Why are you anxious now?

Protagonists: Ye Yunshen, Shen Qingqiu

In the 48th year of Konoha, the savior of the world, the supreme ninja of the ninja world, the ultimate reformer, the eternal sun and benevolent father of the Land of Fire, the supreme ruler of the Land of Water, the overlord of the Land of Wind and the Land of Earth, the destroyer of the Land of Lightning, the inheritor of Wood Release ninjutsu, the greatest businessman, painter, and politician, the man who brought glory to the Uchiha clan—Naruto Uzumaki—was born into the world.

This Naruto, he's a gamer!

P.S.: This is an invincible protagonist story, a slice-of-life story, and a lighthearted style. I hope you enjoy it.

Jiang Shi traveled through time and entered the last years of a dynasty where rebellions were everywhere, evil spirits were raging, and ordinary people's lives were precarious.

Fortunately, he awakened a talent and gained 100 pounds of strength every day.

In this way, he lived diligently and spent his days. Even if he didn't understand the method of cultivation, his own strength was increasing sharply every day.

Three years later.

Jiang Shi looked at the supreme swordsman in front of him who was flying through the air with a sword in his hands. He picked up a small stone and threw it away like a shooting star, knocking it down on the spot.

"That's it? That's it? And you say you're a master? You can't even withstand a pebble from me."

Jiang Shi said.

Kazufu traveled to the Naruto world and became a member of the Uchiha clan.

Countless attempts to open the Mangekyō Sharingan failed, and the time had come less than a year after the night of the genocide.

In order to survive, he deduced several plans.

Defected from Konoha and joined Akatsuki.

He abandoned evil and turned to good, becoming close to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Build a good relationship with Uchiha Itachi and establish a bond.

However, no matter which plan is chosen, the final result is a dead end.

In desperation, Hefeng complained to his ninja cat that there was no way to survive in this world.

However, he didn't expect that his own ninja cat would steal a thunder fruit for him.

Hefeng was completely confused.

But the more outrageous thing is yet to come...

Ninja Cat thinks your physical skills are too weak, so he stole the Navy's Six Styles Secret Manual overnight!

Ninja Cat thinks your mental strength is too weak, so he stole the golden bug arrows overnight!

Ninja Cat thought your swordsmanship was too weak, so he stole it overnight...

Hefeng: Lie down or push forward, this is a question worth thinking about!

This book is also called "Why Can't I, the Great Uchiha, Become Hokage?"

The human body possesses genetic locks, and unlocking each lock results in a strengthening effect! When Li Hao was sent away as part of a performance evaluation by Da Yun, his soul unexpectedly fused with a fragment of a main god. This fragment contained the method to unlock the genetic locks…