Someone woke up one morning to find themselves transformed into a loli—and not only transformed, but a twin loli with one soul in two bodies! Forced by the pressures of life, Xueyue had no choice but to pull herself together and navigate this world, so different from her previous one. Music, novels, voice acting, live streaming, even… wherever “love” could spread, she was there. She was the new internet guru! I came, I saw, I conquered! Three years of blood money, even a death sentence wouldn't be a loss—what the hell? "Bang—" "Hey, before you brag, can you pay the rent first? Otherwise, I'll [the guy who threw his car] down."