[Nonsensical] [Shameless] [Unconventional]

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In a hidden corner of the demon realm.

The little monsters sat beside the tall skeleton, listening to the old monster tell stories of the past.

“In the past, humans were terrified of us demons.”

"We have vast tracts of land in the human realm, expansive and beautiful soil, and warm and comfortable dwellings..."

"When the human children heard that we were coming, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry. Hehe, they were so domineering."

"And then what happened?" the little monsters asked curiously. "Why are we hiding here now, digging up tree roots?"

"And then..." The old monster's eyes trembled slightly, as if recalling the most terrifying events of the past.

"The world is in an uproar over Yue Wen."

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"Congratulations! Our 'Yue Family Cultivation Agency' is widely loved by the people of Jiangcheng and has been selected as the best cultivation institution of the year. Master Yue, could you share with everyone why you have achieved such success?"

On television, an ethereal female reporter raises a microphone.

“You might not believe it,” Yue Wen replied seriously, “I have seen a dragon.”

Su Zian failed his college entrance exam, but gained a "Life Winner System".

Even while lying down, you earn money every second.

Attend a classmate reunion and you can win a Maserati MC20 sports car.

You can gain the skill of being able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk by accepting your classmates' drinking challenges.

If you tip a female live streamer one million, you'll get a one million cashback.

He went on a shopping spree, spending 990,000 yuan, and ended up receiving 4.95 million yuan in cashback in his card.

Su Zian: "From this moment on, I am a winner in life."...

Wu Ruo died, and then he was reborn, reborn in his most useless, darkest, most hateful, and fattest time.

Forced into marriage, he was not only a useless person who couldn't cultivate, but he also needed help to get out of bed, was out of breath after walking a few steps, and got his butt stuck in the door when he went out. He was utterly useless and had reached new heights of obesity.

But--

He's already so fat, and they still want him to serve the emperor?

Oh shit.

Come on, grandpa, I'm going to crush you!

In this life, Wu Ruo decides to clear her name of all her past misdeeds while seeking revenge.

A college graduate, unable to find a job for three years, had to take the postgraduate entrance exam. After another three years of unemployment following his master's degree, he was forced to pursue a doctorate. Under the relentless pressure of classmates who jumped to their deaths every year because they couldn't graduate with their doctorates, this unfortunate, PhD-level nerdy guy finally endured the final stage of his academic life. Just as he was about to land his first lucrative job, he was abducted by aliens for human experimentation. But that wasn't the worst of it. Even worse, after being ruined by the aliens, he was abandoned on a planet with an unknown environment… Prologue – The Birth of a Nerdy Guy "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke rise, gathering into banners to slay the black dragon." Luo Yanqi is my name, but its meaning is definitely not as elegant as this poem my father wrote. My father was a heavy smoker, always puffing away. The first half of the poem, "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke," is purely a figment of his imagination. The second half of the sentence refers to a dog older than me. My father liked to take a deep drag of smoke and then blow it into the dog's nose, amusing himself by watching the dog struggle. The dog died when I was five. Despite my mother's strict prohibition, I ended up being the one blown into the dog's nose, which is why I absolutely hate smoking, especially secondhand smoke. In middle school, I gradually developed a dislike for men who smoke, and by high school, I hated men altogether. Unfortunately, as a human whose gender symbol is upward-pointing, I'm not very attractive to women, which means I have practically no friends. Besides finding solace in novels, comics, and games, I'm seen as a very eccentric person by others. People like me have an unflattering nickname from the Land of the Rising Sun—a shut-in!

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Mo Yuan, a master of escape room design and structural engineering, unexpectedly transmigrates and becomes a lowly menial disciple of the Qingyun Sect. A spiritual root failure? Resource scarcity? Surrounded by powerful enemies? Fear not!

He descended with the "Heavenly Gate Secret Treasure" and awakened a god-level talent to control the gates of all worlds!

The enemy unleashes a barrage of swords? I'll just open a portal and let them taste their own flying swords!

The sect's protective formation is blocking my way? I'll use my knowledge of topology to twist it into a Möbius strip!

A celestial being from the upper realm descends to show off? I won't open the Heavenly Gate to welcome him; instead, I'll open a door at his feet that leads straight to the Abyss of Demons!

He appears to be an honest and introverted handyman, but in reality, he is the cunning and shrewd mastermind behind the team. He is outwardly calm but inwardly shrewd, with a free-thinking mind, ruthless towards enemies, and absolutely trusting of his comrades.

His icy senior sister, Su Qi, is his only soulmate and moral constraint.

Honest Tiezhu, shrewd Manguan, sharp-tongued Qingyi, and tech-savvy Xiaoban are his brothers-in-arms who share life and death.

Starting from the bottom of a sect, he traversed countless realms. Using spatial laws and modern thinking, Mo Yuan forged an unprecedented path to immortality!

"This is against the rules... but it makes sense."

“Structurally, your spell has 37 weak points.”

"Let's 'open a back door' for this world."

Witness how Mo Yuan takes charge of the Heavenly Gate, overturns tradition, leads his group of problem geniuses in a passionate battle, and gradually uncovers the ultimate secrets of the myriad worlds, becoming the Key Holder who governs the order of all worlds!

"Heavenly Gate Showdown" - A different kind of Xianxia, ​​but with the same passion! Rules are meant to be broken!

This is a parallel world; please do not take it personally.

Welcome to Earth Online!

Game Announcement: The current version update on July 15th, 3025 AD is as follows:

1. Significantly reduce the random character generation rate for Chinese clothing, slightly increase the character generation rate for Western clothing, and moderately increase the character generation rate for Indian clothing.

2. Regional survival game event update: The [Deep Blue Storm] event is launched in coastal areas. The game will randomly drop items such as [Deep Sea Giant Squid], [Neighbor's Underpants], and [Flying Divine Dog].

3. The pre-event storyline for the S3 large-scale competition has been updated, and the story mission [Gaksha: Humanitarian Aid] is now open. Advanced players are encouraged to participate.

4. Slightly increase the rate of technological updates in traditional Chinese clothing, moderately increase the difficulty of starting a business…

Upon waking up, Gao Wan suddenly experienced auditory hallucinations and stared into deep thought at the game interface in front of him.

Netizen: The book "Burning the Scriptures" is right here, why don't you learn it? (Pulls out "Qian's Engineering Cybernetics")

Gao Wan: I'm studying, I'm studying.

"Ding! After one hour of dedicated reading of 'Engineering Cybernetics', your intelligence has increased by 1, your knowledge base by 1, and your learning progress by 1%."

The child may not understand, but the child is trying.

"You have logged into the Earth Online game forum."

Browse the player post "On the Importance of Unified Standards" - Author: Qin Shihuang.

Post titled "A Complete Guide from Beggar to Server Owner" - Author: Zhu Yuanzhang.

Post titled "On the Feasibility of Achieving Tasks Through Indirect Methods" - Author: Huang Chao.

One day at the Chinese Clothing Guild.

"Ding! Villager Gao Wan has shared controlled nuclear fusion technology with you."

From then on, science and metaphysics went hand in hand, and flying swords and mechas became one.

[This novel will be available for purchase on June 9th, with three chapters released that day. Welcome to read!] Lin Nanyin transmigrated into a cultivation world, becoming an ordinary mortal. Heaven bestowed upon her a golden finger—immortality. Yes, her lifespan is limitless; she arrived at eighteen and will remain eighteen forever. However, immortality doesn't mean immortality. To survive, Lin Nanyin decided to play it safe, ensuring no one could outlive her. Later, her former underlings became righteous sect leaders, her pets became demon race chiefs, and a powerful figure in the demonic path became one of her grand-disciples… while she remained unknown. Ten thousand years of cultivation went unnoticed, but one day of ascension brought fame throughout the world. Goal: Go home!

[Demon Slayer + System + Isakuza + Single Female Lead + Exciting Battles]

Fan Ma Lingyun unexpectedly transmigrated to the Demon Slayer world, was taken in by the Kamado family, and was bound to the "Heaven Rewards Diligence" system, which allows him to infinitely increase his physical strength as long as he trains hard!

To prevent the tragedy of the Kamado family, Hanma Ryoun began arduous training, constantly climbing towards the throne of the strongest.

Just as Muzan was about to attack the Kamado family, Hanma Ryoun intervened in time, defeating Muzan in one blow and posing three soul-searching questions.

"What's so interesting about it? What's so funny about it? What do you take your life for?"

Muzan's expression instantly cracked upon hearing this!

He then joined the Demon Slayer Corps and began his journey to slay demons.

Tanjiro: "Brother Hanma, your breathing technique is amazing! What school is it?"

Fan Ma Lingyun: "Huh? What's a breathing technique? I'm all about raw power! There's no mechanics, it's all about numbers!"

[No cuckolding] [Single female lead] [No system] [No rebirth] [Sweet romance]

Jiang Xu had just returned home after graduating from university when his father confiscated the money he hadn't even had a chance to enjoy, citing the Jiang family rules, and kicked him out of the house.

Having been raised in poverty, he had no choice but to rely on himself.

His solid knowledge base led him to join the Shen Group, where he met the "fairy sister".

The story unfolds from here...